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    >x>>x>x>>c>?
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    nevermind, it showed up in the quote. that was weird...

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    Please forgive my horrid grammar in my post prior and within any of the immediate forthcoming? I just finished a radiation therapy session and I'm a bit out of sorts. Regardless, I wanted to say 'ello, give a quick update and tell this buffoon (hideyersheeot) to fuck a duck.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    nevermind, it showed up in the quote. that was weird...
    Suuup holmes? My fault cos I hadn't edited yet.

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    i think your dog got prettier nice av

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    It's not all bad. My eye'e and vision are all fucked up now so I get to look like a pirate.





    Kinda cool, no?

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    I have nothing but the best of wishes to you, J. Fight the good fight and keep us updated.
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i think your dog got prettier nice av
    Thanks, he got a summer haircut.

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    Big Group Hug In here.

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    I still like my idea about a picture with refrigerator magnets attached to your skull. Now that would be a worthy avatar.

    Welcome back, Mr. Potato Head.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    Max,You Need To Buy A Parrot Too.
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    The Pirate LOOK is always a chick magnet .

    You got that going for you.

    All my best you sexy MF from one of the internet characters Max created, that would be me........................ The thome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAX View Post
    It's not all bad. My eye'e and vision are all fucked up now so I get to look like a pirate.





    Kinda cool, no?
    You are as gorgeous as eva! muwah!
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Big Group Hug In here.
    Dan,

    You know I love you like the little brother I never wanted but I don't care how near death I might get, I'm not lettinh your filthy paws touch me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    You are as gorgeous as eva! muwah!
    I miss you and will see you soooon!!! MuhuhWAN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAX View Post
    Thanks, he got a summer haircut.
    he's a brat! lol

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    We Can Do The Tango and I'll Hold The Rose In My Mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    he's a brat! lol
    True but aren't we all? Besides, he truly misses you!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    We Can Do The Tango and I'll Hold The Rose In My Mouth.
    Enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thome View Post
    The Pirate LOOK is always a chick magnet .

    You got that going for you.

    All my best you sexy MF from one of the internet characters Max created, that would be me........................ The thome.
    Hi Thomey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    We Can Do The Tango and I'll Hold The Rose In My Mouth.
    LMAO! You so crezzi.

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    I don't think that's what he really said..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Max,You Need To Buy A Parrot Too.
    Twenty bucks says, if you had the opportunity to do so, you'd drench your kiwi pecker in peanut butter and have a mccaw lick it off!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    LMAO! You so crezzi.
    The Only Crazy kiwi Around Here.


    BTW....All The Best To You Brother Max.

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    For ten bucks, I'd drown a parrot in peanut butter, skewer and eat the thing fresh off the BBQ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    Hi Thomey
    Prittie DG :tongue0011:

    P.S. In the most non-Max threatenign way possible but since I am Maxthome hugs but not those kind of hugs just like hugs that ...Ok now I am confused ???
    Last edited by thome; 07-13-2010 at 07:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    The Only Crazy kiwi Around Here.


    BTW....All The Best To You Brother Max.
    Thank you for everything and your call meant the world. Came at a perfect time my brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAX View Post
    Thank you for everything and your call meant the world. Came at a perfect time my brother.
    You Are Welcome.

    BTW...On behalf Of the Current Sheep Pen Crew,Thanks For Being A Great Friend To The Pen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thome View Post
    Prittie DG :tongue0011:

    P.S. In the most non-Max threatenign way possible but since I am Maxthome hugs but not those kind of hugs just like hugs that ...Ok now I am confused ???
    Maxthomus!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Max,You Need To Buy A Parrot Too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    We Can Do The Tango and I'll Hold The Rose In My Mouth.
    Dan, not to pry or anything, but you truly do see MAX a bit differently than the rest of us do, doncha?


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    MAX and DEEJ!!!!! YIPPEE!!! You both have been on my mind an awful lot lately, and I am absolutely giddy to see you two in here-layin' down the smack no less!

    BIG love to ya!
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    Shit , Max. That's some heavy shit ya got happenin. Hope everything works out ok for ya.
    Keep up the fight, Dude. You'll be alright !

    Cheers!

    Oh, and the hair? Fuggetabout it. The last thing this site needs is another "hair" thread!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Wishing you the best, MAX. Good to see ya back.

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    Yo Max.....

    Get right. Alright?

    We arent tight. But I respect your game from afar.

    Stay up, homey!
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    Max, you say you got a case of Gillioma? Stop watching Gilligans' Island. That'll cure it.

    I would trade places with you in a hot second, if I had been given 7 months to live, but you know what: I am already dead.

    And Ace Diamond, he's dead from AIDS now 2 years this November just ask him.

    Just say NO to the Three Island Tour.

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    Max, I wish you all the best - I hope you kick the big C's ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Max, you say you got a case of Gillioma? Stop watching Gilligans' Island. That'll cure it.

    I would trade places with you in a hot second, if I had been given 7 months to live, but you know what: I am already dead.

    And Ace Diamond, he's dead from AIDS now 2 years this November just ask him.

    Just say NO to the Three Island Tour.
    He meant to type glioma, but he can't see too well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAX View Post
    Thank you for everything and your call meant the world. Came at a perfect time my brother.
    Good luck Max. I hope it's possible for you to make use of information that can help you.
    http://www.cancerfightingstrategies.com/causes.html
    you can whip this champ
    see you down the road

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    They teach you all the stuff in school you need to know in order to survive, but they don't teach us in school to die.

    I hate that. Every funeral, nobody's prepared for it.

    Fuck that Max! Now's the time in your life to not give a shit: go skydiving.

    Go swim in the shark tank. Go to the most expensive bar wearing the crispest $40 dress shirt and hit on only the most hottest chicks running thru.

    Buy a PPK and learn to use it. Buy a motorcycle and ride it. Get some 100% percent real Angora wool and learn to crochet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    They teach you all the stuff in school you need to know in order to survive, but they don't teach us in school to die.

    I hate that. Every funeral, nobody's prepared for it.

    Fuck that Max! Now's the time in your life to not give a shit: go skydiving.

    Go swim in the shark tank. Go to the most expensive bar wearing the crispest $40 dress shirt and hit on only the most hottest chicks running thru.

    Buy a PPK and learn to use it. Buy a motorcycle and ride it. Get some 100% percent real Angora wool and learn to crochet.
    whats a PPK?

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