Lohan going to jail for 90 days!

[ace diamond]

you have amazing intuition and mad math skills as well.

well, it's ain't an exact science or anything,mensa.
it's a rough guess.
and my guess was off by one day.
so ultimately, it was a pretty damn good guess.
big deal if i didn't get the nail on the head.
way to nitpick semantics.

[binnie]

How is that semantics?

Anyway - I would still love to hit Lohan like it was the end of time and the flames of the apocalypse were ticking my ass

[Hardrock69]

Gee that would be truly exciting!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

well, it's ain't an exact science or anything,mensa.

that portuguese still messes with you english sometimes, huh.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

.
way to nitpick semantics.

i neither nitted nor picked

[ace diamond]

i neither nitted nor picked

whatever, dude.

[Hardrock69]

Haha.....she is now prisoner #696969

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100720/ap_on_en_mo/us_people_lindsay_lohan

LYNWOOD, Calif. – Whisked away to a women's jail in an unmarked sheriff's car after a brief hearing, Lindsay Lohan reported Tuesday for a 90-day sentence that the troubled actress likely will serve in isolation, and which may be significantly shortened.

Wearing dark denim jeans, a gray top, black corset belt and black jacket, the 24-year-old Lohan showed up at the Beverly Hills courtroom about 10 minutes late. After a short hearing, she rose and was handcuffed behind her back to serve her time for a probation violation.

Lohan was accompanied to court by her mother, Dina, and younger sister Ali, who wiped away tears after her sister was taken into a lockup.

Her estranged father, Michael Lohan, yelled, "We love you Lindsay!" as his daughter was led away. She was then taken across town to the Century Regional Detention Facility in the industrial suburb of Lynwood.

In court, Lohan was represented by her longtime attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, who had resigned earlier but never filed a formal motion with the court. Famed celebrity attorney Robert Shapiro said Friday that he had agreed to represent the actress, but Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel said Tuesday that he had told her hours earlier that he would not take the case.

Holley said after the hearing that Lohan had decided she did not want Shapiro to represent her.

"She's stepped up, she's accepted responsibility," Holley said of her client. "She's scared as anyone would be, but she's as resolute and she's doing it."

Prosecutor Danette Meyers said she thought Lohan was receiving the appropriate sentence. She said the case, which is atypical for the attention it receives, spotlighted that drunken driving is a serious offense with consequences. "Someone can get killed," Meyers said. "Hopefully it has opened a number of eyes."

While the judge did not address Lohan's tardiness Tuesday directly, she did order her to report to probation officials within a day of her release from jail. The judge had previously ordered Lohan to report within two days.

Revel also has ordered officials not to allow Lohan to serve any of her sentence on house arrest or work release.

Two weeks ago the judge determined that the "Mean Girls" star violated her probation by missing seven alcohol education classes since December. She had been on probation since August 2007 after pleading guilty to misdemeanor drug charges and no contest to three driving charges.

Lohan, a prolific user of the microblogging site Twitter, posted a message roughly 12 hours before her court appearance referencing her looming incarceration.

"The only 'bookings' that I'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that I'd be 'booking' into jail eeeks," Lohan posted.

The jail and rehab stints have left some of the actress' projects in limbo, including her planned portrayal of porn star Linda Lovelace in a biopic.

Once considered an up-and-coming star, Lohan has in recent years been better-known as a tabloid staple and for the criminal case she has struggled to put behind her.

Her probation had to be extended for a year to give Lohan more time to complete her alcohol education courses and Revel ordered weekly attendance in December. But the actress didn't complete the sessions as ordered and missed a court date in May, setting a stage for her return to jail.

She is expected to serve her time — probably a quarter of her sentence or less — in isolation at a women's jail in the industrial suburb of Lynwood. The facility has hosted several female celebrities, including Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Michelle Rodriguez, Khloe Kardashian and very briefly, Lohan.

She will be forced to wear a jail-issued jumpsuit and be given a set of simple toiletries that all inmates receive: toothbrush, toothpaste, soap, comb, deodorant, shampoo and shaving implements. Hilton received one for her own secluded 23-day stay in 2007 for reckless driving charges.

Ok I have changed my mind. It is WRONG that she was sent to jail. That stupid fucking judge should NOT have done this, as it postpones Lindsay's film career as a porn actress. IF she is to portray Linda Lovelace at ALL, she must do a blatant and very REALISTIC portrayal of her incredible abilities to SUCK THE COCK on screen.

I DEMAND THAT THE JUDGE RELEASE HER IMMEDIATELY!!!

She needs rehearsal time to follow the instructions as shown on THIS web page!!!!

http://www.insidethroat.com/how-to-deep-throat.php

[chefcraig]

By way of training, someone in Hollywood should send her the prosthetic used by Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights. After all, she does have 90 days to practice.

[thome]

OUTRAGE!!!

This travesty of justice must not stand!!!!

HR69 is correct............ FREE LINDSEY!!!

I will personaly give her the practice she needs she can blow me 3 x and that should get her to the John Holmes practice pole, that must be done.

Let's see 3 x 4 = 12 right..?

4 X She must blow me 4 X

Leave the dress keep the ankle cuff,

[Igosplut]

24-year-old Lohan showed up at the Beverly Hills courtroom about 10 minutes late.

I bet if she was invited over to snort up a OZ off the ass of some hot young broad while they both bathed in champagne she'd be 10 minutes fuckin early without a problem......

[Hardrock69]

That is where our justice system is screwed up. Instead of being a place people dread, it should be a place where people WANT to be!

So they should pay large sums of money, offer hookers and blow, etc. to everyone who attends. Nobody will ever be late again.

[Diamondjimi]

Lohan to spend about 2 weeks in behind bars

37 minutes ago

By Anthony Mccartney, Derrik J. Lang, The Associated Press


LYNWOOD, Calif. - Los Angeles sheriff's officials say Lindsay Lohan will likely spend about two weeks of her three-month sentence in jail.

Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is likely to be released on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected release date reflects all the credits Lohan is likely to receive.

The department has said the actress was likely to serve a quarter of her sentence or less.

Lohan surrendered at a Beverly Hills courthouse on Tuesday and was immediately whisked away to an all-women's jail in Lynwood. She will serve her time in an isolation unit that has previously hosted Paris Hilton and Michelle Rodriguez.

The 24-year-old's jail sentence began two weeks after a judge sentenced her to three months in jail and another three months in rehab for a probation violation.

[Terry]

Look, it's not like Lindsay has been away from the cock that long that she'll have forgotten how to suck it for her upcoming Lovelace role...and if she has, am sure That 70's Shows' "Fez" is only a phone call away from hooking up to remind her.

Is the above her mug shot from her current incarceration that began today? If so, well, jesus, that was pretty quick getting it up online!

Love and hugs, Lindsay! Beware of cootie-infested jailhouse twat, and we'll all look forward to your release and resumption of...whatever it is you currently do for a living (posing for fashion magazines? or is it movies? or is it appearing on TMZ/Nancy Grace?).

[NATEDOG001976]

Well, I'd still do her. I have a security clearance with the Army now, maybe I can pay her a visit before I ship out

[Hardrock69]

Will she marry one of her guards after she gets out?