Lohan going to jail for 90 days!

[lesfunk]

Probably blowing the coroner

[Little Texan]

playboy should probly be able to airbrush out those nasty beef curtains

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/source-lin...549826.html?nc

They're going to have to pay the airbrusher more than Lindsay Lohan is being paid just to airbrush out all of the freckles.

[Diamondjimi]

Why don't they simply turn this whore loose and let her OD or self destruct...

[chefcraig]

Why don't they simply turn this whore loose and let her OD or self destruct...

Because they tried that routine with Courtney Love and it failed.

[VanHalener]

How in the FUCK is she supposed to learn anything...

Hand that sexy bitch over to me, that's how.

I could bore you with details, but I think you know what kind of Ninja lovin' it would take to calm that chick down.

~Send me in, coach~

[VAiN]

Because they tried that routine with Courtney Love and it failed.

I can't stand that bitch!

[Nitro Express]

I can't stand that bitch!

I'm afraid she's going to kick the bucket before we get to see her freak out and get bitch slapped by Gary Busey on Celebrity Rehab.

[Little Texan]

Hand that sexy bitch over to me, that's how.

I could bore you with details, but I think you know what kind of Ninja lovin' it would take to calm that chick down.

~Send me in, coach~

You'd have to convert her from a pink taco eater to a sausage eater, first.

[VanHalener]

You'd have to convert her from a pink taco eater to a sausage eater, first.

Negative, Ghost Rider

I'd be too busy letting her be herself while I'm on dive duty.

OWWWWWWW!

[chefcraig]

This came about a couple of years ago, yet merits a mention due to the subject matter. You can find screen shots, clips ect. on the net, but since the content is NSFW, this is about all I can produce on a work computer.

Hustler Lindsay Lohan Porn Parody “Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan”

POPCRUNCH

Hot on the heels of the success of 2007′s skin flick hit Lindsay HoHan: Get The Fuck Out Of My Way!, Hustler has hit the market with a Lindsay Lohan porn spoof of its own. Hustler’s X-rated Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan features adult film star Scarlett Fay as the sometimes redhead, sometimes bottle blonde former child star, arguably best known for her infamous “Firecrotch.”

Hilarity ensues as “Lindsay” humps her way around a Marilyn Monroe photoshoot and enters and re-enters rehab all with a fedora-fitted Samantha Ronson lookalike in tow. The documentary-style porno also sees LiLezzie getting advice from frenemy Paris Hilton (played here by Eden Adams), having a slapfight with longtime foe Scarlett Johansson (Nicole Ray), and hooking up with over-the-hill porn legend Ron Jeremy.

[Kristy]

Los Angeles news keeps saying she is going to get it house arrest since jail overcrowding. So fucking weak. Fuck, I want 4 months house arrest. I could finally catch up on my World Of Warcraft characters, porn sites and the 47 Twilight Zones currently on my DVR.

Don't be so sure. Studies have shown (in that place where they do studies) that being under house arrest has more of a psychological effect of punishment combined with cabin fever than being in jail. You may have the conveniences of home but a lot of your privileges are taken away, such as no internet or TV and even if you have a swimming pool you can't use it and you have to answer when they call every 10 minutes. I have a childhood friend who is a lawyer who has told me he has represented those who have had 5 DUI's and are under house arrest - life, as he explains it, is hell for them.

[Nitro Express]

I would entertain myself by finding way of destroying that ankle thing they put on you. I'm such a rebel I would be the guy who would be plotting an escape and how to beat the system. If I was better at programming and was the nerdy type I would be a hacker.

[Hardrock69]

Well, we know it IS possible for people to get their act together.

The only 2 questions are 1. Will they? 2. When?

[Little Texan]

It seems the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. I saw on the news where her old man is headed back to jail for a probation violation just a few days after getting out of jail. Father and daughter seem to like being behind bars.

[Little Texan]

Well, we know it IS possible for people to get their act together.

The only 2 questions are 1. Will they? 2. When?

Well, Britney Spears seems to have gotten her shit together after it seemed for certain that she was headed for the eternal dirt nap. Robert Downey is another good example, so yeah, it is entirely possible for Lohan to straighten up, although it looks highly doubtful at the moment that she will based on her continual pattern of self-destructive behavior of the past few years.