Heh...I finally looked at the link.....so she is going to go for it eh?
Well, she has to get in line in order to wait her turn to be the next Great American Slut....but posing for Hef is something good to have on the resume in order to qualify for the post of Great American Slut.
Then when everyone is bored with her, and she is out of money to pay her lawyers again, then she can take the next step....star in a hardcore pr0n film called "Assmasters: Lindsay Lohan - The Crack Of Doom", where she is doing ass-to-mouth throughout most of the film.......
After that if she is not able to manage her life effectively, and runs out of cash thanks to her vampire lawyers, well, she will not have anything else to do to shock the world, lol.
She could go to Nevada and work in a bordello in the desert......do a live satellite broadcast of her taking on the USC Trojans football team or something........
Whatever.
I predict further doom. She wants to be the next Amy Winehouse, let her. She surely is fucking stupid enough.....
Well, she has to get in line in order to wait her turn to be the next Great American Slut....but posing for Hef is something good to have on the resume in order to qualify for the post of Great American Slut.
Then when everyone is bored with her, and she is out of money to pay her lawyers again, then she can take the next step....star in a hardcore pr0n film called "Assmasters: Lindsay Lohan - The Crack Of Doom", where she is doing ass-to-mouth throughout most of the film.......
After that if she is not able to manage her life effectively, and runs out of cash thanks to her vampire lawyers, well, she will not have anything else to do to shock the world, lol.
She could go to Nevada and work in a bordello in the desert......do a live satellite broadcast of her taking on the USC Trojans football team or something........
Whatever.
I predict further doom. She wants to be the next Amy Winehouse, let her. She surely is fucking stupid enough.....
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