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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i neither nitted nor picked
    whatever, dude.
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    Haha.....she is now prisoner #696969

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100720/..._lindsay_lohan

    LYNWOOD, Calif. – Whisked away to a women's jail in an unmarked sheriff's car after a brief hearing, Lindsay Lohan reported Tuesday for a 90-day sentence that the troubled actress likely will serve in isolation, and which may be significantly shortened.

    Wearing dark denim jeans, a gray top, black corset belt and black jacket, the 24-year-old Lohan showed up at the Beverly Hills courtroom about 10 minutes late. After a short hearing, she rose and was handcuffed behind her back to serve her time for a probation violation.

    Lohan was accompanied to court by her mother, Dina, and younger sister Ali, who wiped away tears after her sister was taken into a lockup.

    Her estranged father, Michael Lohan, yelled, "We love you Lindsay!" as his daughter was led away. She was then taken across town to the Century Regional Detention Facility in the industrial suburb of Lynwood.

    In court, Lohan was represented by her longtime attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, who had resigned earlier but never filed a formal motion with the court. Famed celebrity attorney Robert Shapiro said Friday that he had agreed to represent the actress, but Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel said Tuesday that he had told her hours earlier that he would not take the case.

    Holley said after the hearing that Lohan had decided she did not want Shapiro to represent her.

    "She's stepped up, she's accepted responsibility," Holley said of her client. "She's scared as anyone would be, but she's as resolute and she's doing it."

    Prosecutor Danette Meyers said she thought Lohan was receiving the appropriate sentence. She said the case, which is atypical for the attention it receives, spotlighted that drunken driving is a serious offense with consequences. "Someone can get killed," Meyers said. "Hopefully it has opened a number of eyes."

    While the judge did not address Lohan's tardiness Tuesday directly, she did order her to report to probation officials within a day of her release from jail. The judge had previously ordered Lohan to report within two days.

    Revel also has ordered officials not to allow Lohan to serve any of her sentence on house arrest or work release.

    Two weeks ago the judge determined that the "Mean Girls" star violated her probation by missing seven alcohol education classes since December. She had been on probation since August 2007 after pleading guilty to misdemeanor drug charges and no contest to three driving charges.

    Lohan, a prolific user of the microblogging site Twitter, posted a message roughly 12 hours before her court appearance referencing her looming incarceration.

    "The only 'bookings' that I'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that I'd be 'booking' into jail eeeks," Lohan posted.

    The jail and rehab stints have left some of the actress' projects in limbo, including her planned portrayal of porn star Linda Lovelace in a biopic.

    Once considered an up-and-coming star, Lohan has in recent years been better-known as a tabloid staple and for the criminal case she has struggled to put behind her.

    Her probation had to be extended for a year to give Lohan more time to complete her alcohol education courses and Revel ordered weekly attendance in December. But the actress didn't complete the sessions as ordered and missed a court date in May, setting a stage for her return to jail.

    She is expected to serve her time — probably a quarter of her sentence or less — in isolation at a women's jail in the industrial suburb of Lynwood. The facility has hosted several female celebrities, including Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Michelle Rodriguez, Khloe Kardashian and very briefly, Lohan.

    She will be forced to wear a jail-issued jumpsuit and be given a set of simple toiletries that all inmates receive: toothbrush, toothpaste, soap, comb, deodorant, shampoo and shaving implements. Hilton received one for her own secluded 23-day stay in 2007 for reckless driving charges.
    Ok I have changed my mind. It is WRONG that she was sent to jail. That stupid fucking judge should NOT have done this, as it postpones Lindsay's film career as a porn actress. IF she is to portray Linda Lovelace at ALL, she must do a blatant and very REALISTIC portrayal of her incredible abilities to SUCK THE COCK on screen.

    I DEMAND THAT THE JUDGE RELEASE HER IMMEDIATELY!!!

    She needs rehearsal time to follow the instructions as shown on THIS web page!!!!

    http://www.insidethroat.com/how-to-deep-throat.php
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    By way of training, someone in Hollywood should send her the prosthetic used by Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights. After all, she does have 90 days to practice.
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    OUTRAGE!!!

    This travesty of justice must not stand!!!!

    HR69 is correct............ FREE LINDSEY!!!

    I will personaly give her the practice she needs she can blow me 3 x and that should get her to the John Holmes practice pole, that must be done.

    Let's see 3 x 4 = 12 right..?

    4 X She must blow me 4 X

    Leave the dress keep the ankle cuff,
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    24-year-old Lohan showed up at the Beverly Hills courtroom about 10 minutes late.
    I bet if she was invited over to snort up a OZ off the ass of some hot young broad while they both bathed in champagne she'd be 10 minutes fuckin early without a problem......
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    That is where our justice system is screwed up. Instead of being a place people dread, it should be a place where people WANT to be!

    So they should pay large sums of money, offer hookers and blow, etc. to everyone who attends. Nobody will ever be late again.

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    Lohan to spend about 2 weeks in behind bars

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    By Anthony Mccartney, Derrik J. Lang, The Associated Press


    LYNWOOD, Calif. - Los Angeles sheriff's officials say Lindsay Lohan will likely spend about two weeks of her three-month sentence in jail.

    Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is likely to be released on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected release date reflects all the credits Lohan is likely to receive.

    The department has said the actress was likely to serve a quarter of her sentence or less.

    Lohan surrendered at a Beverly Hills courthouse on Tuesday and was immediately whisked away to an all-women's jail in Lynwood. She will serve her time in an isolation unit that has previously hosted Paris Hilton and Michelle Rodriguez.

    The 24-year-old's jail sentence began two weeks after a judge sentenced her to three months in jail and another three months in rehab for a probation violation
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    Look, it's not like Lindsay has been away from the cock that long that she'll have forgotten how to suck it for her upcoming Lovelace role...and if she has, am sure That 70's Shows' "Fez" is only a phone call away from hooking up to remind her.

    Is the above her mug shot from her current incarceration that began today? If so, well, jesus, that was pretty quick getting it up online!

    Love and hugs, Lindsay! Beware of cootie-infested jailhouse twat, and we'll all look forward to your release and resumption of...whatever it is you currently do for a living (posing for fashion magazines? or is it movies? or is it appearing on TMZ/Nancy Grace?).
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    Well, I'd still do her. I have a security clearance with the Army now, maybe I can pay her a visit before I ship out
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    Will she marry one of her guards after she gets out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    22 days?
    well, i did predict 3 weeks.
    so i was off by 1 fucking day!
    big deal, i was close enough.
    i was guessing by dead reckoning anyways.
    now i'm nit pickin', you were way off.

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    She still served more time than the slightly more worthless whore Paris Hilton did, right?
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    probably

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    <table border="0"><tbody><tr class="Row2" align="center"><td>Booking No.: 2409752 Last Name: LOHAN First Name: LINDSAY Middle Name:

    Sex: F Race: W Date Of Birth: 07/02/1986 Age: 24 Hair: BLN Eyes: BLK Height: 506 Weight: 118

    </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> Charge Level: M (Misdemeanor) </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
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    I thought she'd be at Twin Towers downtown, but she actually got the best digs, at the Glass House in Lynwood.

    They call it that because its one of those fancy architechtural glass jobs..

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    I'll wager that Lindsay Lohan makes no sound when she farts
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    13 days?

    THIRTEEN FUCKING DAYS?????



    What a load of shit! If it were anyone else, she would have had to at least serve the minimum of 22.

    She sure learned her fucking lesson, didn't she?

    Let's have a cuntest. See who can guess closest to how long after she gets out of rehab she gets busted for DUI again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    I'll wager that Lindsay Lohan makes no sound when she farts
    Best laugh I've had here in ages. Many thanks.

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    No surprise here..... LOL!

    Lohan confirms she failed drug test


    Sat Sep 18, 10:03 AM

    By Anthony Mccartney, The Associated Press


    LOS ANGELES, Calif. - Lindsay Lohan has confirmed on her Twitter page that she failed a court-ordered drug and alcohol screening, and she said that if asked, she is ready to appear before the judge in her case and face the consequences for her actions.

    In a series of messages posted late Friday, the actress said "Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test."

    She also said, "Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away overnight. I am working hard to overcome it." Lohan often posts updates with the account that's verified by Twitter as belonging to the actress.

    A person familiar with the case, who declined to be identified because of the sensitivity of the matter, confirmed the positive test results for earlier Friday. The person declined to specify what substance triggered the positive result, which the source said occurred within the last month.

    The failed drug test was first reported by TMZ.com.

    The test result could mean a probation violation and more jail time for the 24-year-old actress. In July, Lohan was sentenced to three months in jail followed by three months in rehab after violating probation stemming from a pair of drug and driving under the influence cases filed after two arrests in 2007.

    She ended up serving two weeks in jail and another 23 days in an inpatient rehab treatment at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center.

    At a hearing last month, Fox ordered the actress to attend psychotherapy, drug and alcohol counselling as well as random drug and alcohol testing several times a week. Compliance would allow her to return to unsupervised probation in November.

    Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elden Fox had threatened Lohan with 30 days in jail for each probation violation.

    A hearing would be conducted before Lohan could be returned to jail. Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said no such hearing had been scheduled as of Friday afternoon.


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    She Should Be Sucking Cocks Rather Than Taking Drugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    She Should Be Sucking Cocks Rather Than Taking Drugs.
    If she still does that. I heard she plays for the other team now. And if she's going to be spending more time behind bars, it's certainly easier to find pussy there.

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    How Rude.

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    Addiction is a motherfucker, no doubt.

    Still, this can't be a shock.

    I hear she gets nakey in Machete, so am looking forward to seeing that.

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    The second-worst thing about jail is coming down off the drugs: the stuff leaches out of your fat stores then comes out your skin pores and if the Deputy gives you one shower a day in the Glass House to wash that filth off you're lucky because usually it's every 3 days the deputies do the shower supervisions.

    - and if you got a two-man or a four-man cell with people to talk to it is a lot easier than being in solitary where she's gonna go back to. If she got clean for a few weeks, then went back to getting high she's gonna go cold turkey and it's gonna really sting this time because she had time to prepare the first time she went to the glass house.

    Oh and the first worst thing about jail is the deputies are all homosexual and fuck each other in the ass in full view thru the cell bars. I hate that, you're trying to sleep and some faggot LASD deputies are snuggling sausage while you're trying to get some shut-eye, and that shit's echoing thru the dorm halls. That's fucked-up man.

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    Enough with your jailhouse fantasies GARfail...

    Back to jail she goes....



    Arrest warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan

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    BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - A judge on Monday issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan after the actress acknowledged failing a drug test.

    The 24-year-old actress could wind up back behind bars if she is found to have violated probation.

    Superior Court Judge Elden Fox issued the bench warrant in Beverly Hills, but Lohan will remain free pending a Friday court hearing, according to officials from Los Angeles County Superior Court.

    A message left with Lohan's attorney was not immediately returned.


    Read more here...

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    I'll never understand peoples obsession with this broad, and what she does.

    If Alfred E. Neuman was a cokehead with tits, he'd look mysteriously like Lohan......
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    She should skip mainstream Hollywood film and go directly to hardcore porn. She could ingest all the cocaine and pussy she craves and nobody would give two shits...

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    she's goin' back...

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lohan-to-b...theft/55931?nc

    LOS ANGELES - Prosecutors said Tuesday they plan to charge Lindsay Lohan with felony grand theft of a $2,500 necklace reported stolen from a jewelry store last month — the most serious count the actress has faced in more than three years of trouble with the law.

    District Attorney's spokeswoman Jane Robison said the charge will be filed Wednesday. Lohan, 24, is due in court for an arraignment on Wednesday afternoon.

    Los Angeles police said Feb. 2 that Lohan was under investigation for taking a necklace from a Venice store later identified as Kamofie and Co. Detectives obtained a search warrant to try to retrieve the item from Lohan's home, but it was turned in to a police station before any search was made.

    Police said they had no update on the case Tuesday and did not say whether the actress had made arrangements to turn herself in at court or at a police station.

    Robison said bail would be decided by a judge.

    A phone message to Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, was not immediately returned. Holley has previously denied any wrongdoing by Lohan.

    "We vehemently deny these allegations and, if charges are filed, we will fight them in court, not in the press," Holley said in a statement released Saturday.

    The new case represents the most serious charges the "Mean Girls" star has ever faced. Arrested twice in 2007, Lohan was charged with drunken driving and drug possession, but both were misdemeanors.

    Lohan remains on probation for drunken driving. A judge had threatened to throw her in jail if she ran into trouble again.

    Prosecutors in Riverside County have been considering whether to press charges against Lohan for a December altercation with a worker from the Betty Ford Center, where she was being treated.

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    If they keep throwing this bitch in the can, she's gonna go from lipstick to lumberjack.

    Why didn't she just ask me for a necklace? I would've gave her one for free......

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    Don't these jewelry stores usually have security cameras in place? If so and there is evidence, Lohan just may have replaced Winona Ryder as America's Favorite Kleptomaniac Actress.

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    Why can't this stupid bitch stay off drugs and out of trouble? I hope they sentence her to 10 to 20 years this time so that I don't have to hear about the goofy bitch any more!
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    Lohan and jail time...........some people call this news, I call it Wednesday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    whatever, dude.
    ace broke the thread...

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    hey, kwame. it's thursday...

    Amidst throngs of reporters, fans, and curious onlookers, Lindsay Lohan showed up for her arraignment on felony grand theft charges with every intention of owning the spotlight Wednesday in Los Angeles. Sporting a figure-hugging white knit Kimberly Ovitz mini dress paired with black pumps, Chanel sunglasses, newly-colored tresses, and a spray tan, there was no way you could miss her.

    The mid-thigh length dress was universally criticized by fashion and news sites across the web. TMZ.com likened it to Sharon Stone's infamous "Basic Instinct" outfit, while E! Online asked, "Was it a fashion misdemeanor?" In an interview with the "Today" show Wednesday, defense attorney Mark Geragos advised, "I tell my clients to dress like you're going to church or temple." Clearly, Lindsay didn't get that memo.

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    I guess it's the old Hollywood maxim.....there's no such thing as bad press!

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    Man, I was really enjoying not hearing about her... She really seems to not get it. I almost feel bad for her... Her parents, mostly her mother/manager/fame-whore, really fucked her up. She needs to take what's left of her money, put it somewhere safe, disappear from the public eye and just live out her days...
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    That is what sucks about being a celebrity.

    If you are involved in some kind of outrageous situation, every time you get mentioned in the news for the rest of your life, even for something minor and irrelevant, the media will drag it out again....


    Famed Movie Star Buys House in Beverly Hills.....

    Joe Schmoe, the star of numerous movies dating back to the Golden Age of Pornography has bought a house in Beverly Hills.

    Joe became a famous movie star in the 40s when he regularly worked with other actors such as Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Stewart, and Blaze Starr, winning an Oscar in 1959 for the classic film "The Man Who Fucked Twice" in the category "Best-Supporting Piece Of Furniture In A Comedy/Tragedy".
    He made headline news in the 1980s when it was revealed he had a mistress who had born him a bastard stepchile. The stepchile grew up to be an alcoholic rock musician who performed under the name "Ace Diamond". By his early 30s, Mr. Diamond eventually disappeared and was not heard from again.

    Drug and alcohol problems plagued Joe over the following 30 years, culminating in his arrest on charges of eating in a public place without a license, when he was caught masticating while intoxicated on the roof of a semi-truck as it rolled around Laurel Canyon Blvd.

    On fire.

    He eventually recovered his sobriety and was most recently spotted 3 weeks ago in a public park in Santa Monica buggering a fire-hydrant, creating a firestorm of controversy, with much criticism bestowed upon his countenance by the International Brotherhood For The Benevolence Of Old And Worn-out Fire Hydrants, or IBFTBEEAWFH.

    He has said through his agent that he is trying to decide on a script for his upcoming Paramount Pictures release "It Happened One Night In The Middle Of The Night".

    Schmoe is 98.
    So see, in the above article, Joe is just buying a house. That is ALL. He may as well have been just driving down the street minding his own business.

    But in order to explain to the reader of the lame newspaper that ran the article in the first place what Joe Schmoe is all about and why he is famous at all, they have to provide a quick biography in no more than a few paragraphs, so as to give the reader all of the essential knowledge to know why Joe is famous, and how he has fucked up his life as well.

    Who is going to remember the professor who taught for 30 years about Chinese History, specializing in the Mung Dynasty, then retired and lived his life out as some dull idiot who kicked the bucket at age 86?

    But EVERYONE is going to remember a professor who was a champion drunk, who got arrested for pissing on a cop car, and got hauled off to the hoosegow where he decided to take on the entire population of his cell block, and WON, who then was bailed out of jail, stole a police car, used it to have sex with street hookers, then drove it onto the lawn of City Hall, set it on fire, and escaped by running inside the building yelling "FIRE FIRE FIRE! HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!" and then calmly walking out the back door in the general bedlam that followed.

    The one who creates the most excitement in life is the one who will not easily be forgotten.

    Uncle Dave figured that out when he was jus' a li'l chilluns.

    End of lecture.


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    Maybe Doctor Phil Can help Her Out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    That is what sucks about being a celebrity.

    If you are involved in some kind of outrageous situation, every time you get mentioned in the news for the rest of your life, even for something minor and irrelevant, the media will drag it out again....




    So see, in the above article, Joe is just buying a house. That is ALL. He may as well have been just driving down the street minding his own business.

    But in order to explain to the reader of the lame newspaper that ran the article in the first place what Joe Schmoe is all about and why he is famous at all, they have to provide a quick biography in no more than a few paragraphs, so as to give the reader all of the essential knowledge to know why Joe is famous, and how he has fucked up his life as well.

    Who is going to remember the professor who taught for 30 years about Chinese History, specializing in the Mung Dynasty, then retired and lived his life out as some dull idiot who kicked the bucket at age 86?

    But EVERYONE is going to remember a professor who was a champion drunk, who got arrested for pissing on a cop car, and got hauled off to the hoosegow where he decided to take on the entire population of his cell block, and WON, who then was bailed out of jail, stole a police car, used it to have sex with street hookers, then drove it onto the lawn of City Hall, set it on fire, and escaped by running inside the building yelling "FIRE FIRE FIRE! HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!" and then calmly walking out the back door in the general bedlam that followed.

    The one who creates the most excitement in life is the one who will not easily be forgotten.

    Uncle Dave figured that out when he was jus' a li'l chilluns.

    End of lecture.

    People like to rubberneck and get off on someone else's troubles. I'm no better.

    However, I AM thankful that I didn't have tabloid journalists stalking me when I was in my teens and twenties.

    Most people fuck up at some point in their lives (if not, how boring).

    Thanks for showing your hiney and titties in Machete, Lindsay!! Beat this rap and get back to disrobing onscreen soon! I don't care how many times you fuck up or how much carpet you munch - I'll still rub one out to ya!!

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