The Shawskank Redemption?
The Shawskank Redemption?
I'd spank her with my meat might dagger
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
LOS ANGELES - A judge told Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday he would sentence her to jail if she accepted a plea deal from prosecutors to avoid trial for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from an upscale jewelry store.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz tersely told the troubled starlet what she could expect if she pleaded guilty or no contest in the felony case.
"If you plead in front of me, if this case is resolved in front of me, you are going to jail," Schwartz said. "Period."
The "Mean Girls" star wore high-waisted white pants and a low-cut black top, and sat reading papers while prosecutors offered her attorney, Shawn Holley, the terms of the plea deal in a close chambers meeting with Schwartz. The details were not immediately released, but Schwartz said he didn't think Lohan would take offer. She has pleaded not guilty.
Lohan told the judge she understood, and left the courtroom clutching her mother's hand. She and her attorney left without speaking, but her father, Michael Lohan, told reporters outside the courthouse that the case is being over-prosecuted.
"I don't see Lindsay as a criminal," he said. "This is all a result of her addiction."
The necklace case has become the latest trouble for Lohan, who was sent to jail twice and rehab twice last year for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case. Run-ins with the law could land her back in jail, yet the troubled starlet seems to keep running into trouble.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Sounds like the judge wants a trail.......bet ya it's televised if it happens.
Media whore!
HAHA!!!! Stupid idiot!
She got sentenced to 120 days in prison.....
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Ente...on_611958.html
Lohan sentenced to four months in prison
Actress Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to four months in prison for stealing a necklace after pleading no contest to the charge.
Lohan had originally insisted that she was innocent of the theft from a shop in Los Angeles in January.
The 24-year-old film star, who was not in court, was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours community service.
She was also ordered to complete psychological counselling and an anti-shoplifting program.
The judge instructed Lindsay Lohan to report to jail on or before June 17.
But the Hollywood star's lawyer said Lohan could avoid spending any time in prison by serving her sentence at home where she would be monitored electronically with a tag.
Judge Stephanie Sautner said: "Any early release on house arrest seems to be a triple bonus...(But) I am not about to battle the sheriff.
"I do order that while under house arrest she is not allowed out to do community service."
Lohan's film career had ground to a halt following her arrest in 2007 for drunk driving and being found with cocaine.
Since her arrest Lohan had been in and out of jail and on drug rehabilitation programmes, with little apparent effect.
However, before her sentencing her career had seemed to be on the up again as she was signed for a film about the New York Gotti crime family, alongside actors John Travolta and Al Pacino.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
How in the FUCK is she supposed to learn anything?
Spare the rod spoil the child!
She needs to go to the fucking P-Farm for 120 fucking days!
She needs some hard labor not an institution. She needs humility and nothing like hard work doing shitty jobs in shitty conditions gives that. Send her to me. I will reform her.
I guaran-fucking-tee Lindsay will have another brush with the law within 6 months of completing this upcoming stint. At least with shoplifting she isn't taking anyones life in her hands like she was drunk driving. I really hope she never acts again. This spoiled bitch needs to just fade away from our memories.
playboy should probly be able to airbrush out those nasty beef curtains
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/source-lin...549826.html?nc
So, I'm curious as to what her duties at the coroner's office entail. Do they have her mopping up blood, guts and brains from the floor?
Probably blowing the coroner
Why don't they simply turn this whore loose and let her OD or self destruct...
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
This came about a couple of years ago, yet merits a mention due to the subject matter. You can find screen shots, clips ect. on the net, but since the content is NSFW, this is about all I can produce on a work computer.
Hustler Lindsay Lohan Porn Parody “Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan”
POPCRUNCH
Hot on the heels of the success of 2007′s skin flick hit Lindsay HoHan: Get The Fuck Out Of My Way!, Hustler has hit the market with a Lindsay Lohan porn spoof of its own. Hustler’s X-rated Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan features adult film star Scarlett Fay as the sometimes redhead, sometimes bottle blonde former child star, arguably best known for her infamous “Firecrotch.”
Hilarity ensues as “Lindsay” humps her way around a Marilyn Monroe photoshoot and enters and re-enters rehab all with a fedora-fitted Samantha Ronson lookalike in tow. The documentary-style porno also sees LiLezzie getting advice from frenemy Paris Hilton (played here by Eden Adams), having a slapfight with longtime foe Scarlett Johansson (Nicole Ray), and hooking up with over-the-hill porn legend Ron Jeremy.
Don't be so sure. Studies have shown (in that place where they do studies) that being under house arrest has more of a psychological effect of punishment combined with cabin fever than being in jail. You may have the conveniences of home but a lot of your privileges are taken away, such as no internet or TV and even if you have a swimming pool you can't use it and you have to answer when they call every 10 minutes. I have a childhood friend who is a lawyer who has told me he has represented those who have had 5 DUI's and are under house arrest - life, as he explains it, is hell for them.
I would entertain myself by finding way of destroying that ankle thing they put on you. I'm such a rebel I would be the guy who would be plotting an escape and how to beat the system. If I was better at programming and was the nerdy type I would be a hacker.
Well, we know it IS possible for people to get their act together.
The only 2 questions are 1. Will they? 2. When?
It seems the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. I saw on the news where her old man is headed back to jail for a probation violation just a few days after getting out of jail. Father and daughter seem to like being behind bars.
Well, Britney Spears seems to have gotten her shit together after it seemed for certain that she was headed for the eternal dirt nap. Robert Downey is another good example, so yeah, it is entirely possible for Lohan to straighten up, although it looks highly doubtful at the moment that she will based on her continual pattern of self-destructive behavior of the past few years.
Last edited by Little Texan; 10-28-2011 at 05:12 AM.
Heh...I finally looked at the link.....so she is going to go for it eh?
Well, she has to get in line in order to wait her turn to be the next Great American Slut....but posing for Hef is something good to have on the resume in order to qualify for the post of Great American Slut.
Then when everyone is bored with her, and she is out of money to pay her lawyers again, then she can take the next step....star in a hardcore pr0n film called "Assmasters: Lindsay Lohan - The Crack Of Doom", where she is doing ass-to-mouth throughout most of the film.......
After that if she is not able to manage her life effectively, and runs out of cash thanks to her vampire lawyers, well, she will not have anything else to do to shock the world, lol.
She could go to Nevada and work in a bordello in the desert......do a live satellite broadcast of her taking on the USC Trojans football team or something........
Whatever.
I predict further doom. She wants to be the next Amy Winehouse, let her. She surely is fucking stupid enough.....
Robert Downey is a great example, and he is one of my favorite actors. Life has beat him up enough to give his acting a bit more "maturity".
He done liveded da BLOOZE, and so he got mo' SOUL brothah! I am happy for him that he got cleaned up.
As I have repeated endlessly about this idiot Lo-Ho, I do not like it when people get into trouble.....unless they deserve it, lol. But what the fuck did she do to me that I should wish her to go to the slammer? She simply has demonstrated what a fucking moron she is, and I am tired of hearing about it in the news.
As stupid as she is, she deserves everything she gets. This is the best demonstration of her intellect.....I mean,
C-A-N
S-H-E
F-O-L-L-O-W
S-I-M-P-L-E
I-N-S-T-R-U-C-T-I-O-N-S-????????????
If yes, then pass go and collect 900,000 dollars.
If no, then go to jail.
This is the first step on the road to terminal stupidity..........being so stupid that it causes you to die........she has apparently already done her photoshoot......wonder if they got her to pose with donkeys or some shit.....fucking idiot........I want her to get her shit together so I don't have to continually hear what a brain-dead zombot she is.....I am sick of it........
So yes, she is an OBJECT of ridicule, and will continue to be so........until it ceases to be funny, and is just another version of......pathetic.....
Last edited by Hardrock69; 10-28-2011 at 05:32 AM.
She's getting another slap on the wrist for another probation violation and going back to jail yet again. When are they going to teach her a real lesson and sentence her to hard time in prison? You know damn well if this was just some regular Joe that violated probation as many times as she has he would be serving some real prison time, but she gets off easy just because she's a celebrity.
Link
Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail, Can Finish Playboy Shoot First
Published November 02, 2011 | FoxNews.com
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Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-mandated community service.
Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress for violating the terms of her release by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women's shelter.
Lohan will not, however, have to start her sentence until Nov. 7, so she can finish up a nude Playboy shoot for which she signed a six-figure contract.
If she had not been able to complete the shoot, she would have been in breach of contract, TMZ reports.
If Lohan completes a series of additional court-ordered community service and psychotherapy, she can avoid serving an additional 270 days in jail. If she fails to comply with the new court orders, she will have to serve the remainder of her sentence.
The judge also ordered Lohan to continue undergoing counseling sessions and kept the actress on a short leash. The judge told Lohan she must report back to court in December, January, February and March for updates.
Lohan will also get a new probation officer that Sautner said she has ordered to report any violations directly to the court. If Lohan fails to comply with the new sentence, Sautner said she would immediately send the starlet to jail for the remaining 270 days of her sentence.
It will be Lohan's fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007. The 25-year-old last served 35 days on house arrest on a four month jail sentence.
Sautner revoked Lohan's probation at a hearing nearly two weeks ago.
The judge had asked prosecutors to calculate how long of a jail term the actress would have to serve if she is formally found in violation of her probation for misdemeanor drunken driving and theft cases.
Sautner, who is the fifth judge that Lohan has faced since her first arrest in 2007, has expressed exasperation with the actress and California's budget-strapped jail system.
The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office advocated jail time for the actress, however spokesman Frank Mateljan declined to provide further details.
Lohan's spokesman, Steve Honig, declined comment before the hearing.
The "Mean Girls" star has been reporting to the Los Angeles morgue regularly, which Sautner ordered her to do at the last court appearance. The judge had sentenced Lohan to serve 120 hours doing janitorial work at coroner's office in April, but expressed hope that the actress would benefit from working three times that amount of hours at a women's shelter.
Lohan was terminated from the shelter program after failing to show up nine times at the center. She told her probation officer the assignment was not fulfilling, according to the actress' probation report.
The actress' morgue service has not been without drama -- she was turned away the first day after showing up 40 minutes late. She has shown up early several times since then. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter declined to characterize how Lohan's service was progressing Tuesday.
The former Disney star has been sent to jail, rehab, counseling and community service numerous times since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007. Her probation on that case is nearly over, but her release remains supervised after Lohan in May pleaded no contest to misdemeanor theft for taking a $2,500 necklace without permission in January.
Once a headlining actress, Lohan's court and personal troubles have overshadowed her career for years.
The Associated Press contributed to this report.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...#ixzz1cZuHx9Ns
I am so over Lindsay Lohan. The next time the trio of death stops by, I'd be quite surprised if she isn't one of them.
Oh dear.
Ok. I bet she will kick the bucket within the next two years.
I just saw THR or someone reported she's going to be released shortly after she's processed...."over-crowding" AGAIN....
What? That's a load of bullshit! She needs to be treated like any other person. Send her to the fucking slammer! Stupid cunt!
Put her to work cleaning up the side of the road for a couple of months.
What? That's a load of bullshit! She needs to be treated like any other person. Send her to the fucking slammer! Stupid cunt!
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