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    Hmm....don't see how I posted the same thing 19 minutes after my first post. A glitch in the matrix I suppose. No need to delete the second post though, as it is just an exclamation point to the first one. Stupid bitch.

    Haha....Playboy is "not satisfied" with her nude photos and is demanding a re-shoot before she goes to jail, lol.

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...t-report-says/

    Playboy Unhappy With Lindsay Lohan Nudes, Wants to Reshoot, Report Says

    If at first you don't succeed?

    Lindsay Lohan was given a week to complete a nude photo shoot for Playboy magazine before heading off to jail to serve her 30 day sentence for violating her probation.

    It turns out the extra days of shooting are necessary because Playboy was dissatisfied with the pictures that have already been shot, and wants to start from scratch, RadarOnline.com reported.

    “Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time,” a source told RadarOnline.com.


    Lohan will reportedly pocket close to $1 million for baring all in the magazine.
    The magazine is planning to feature the troubled star in their January issue. If she had not been able to complete the shoot, she would have been in breach of contract.
    Lindsay Lohan was sentenced Wednesday to 30 days in county jail after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-mandated community service.
    Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress for violating the terms of her release by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women's shelter.
    If Lohan completes a series of additional court-ordered community service and psychotherapy, she can avoid serving an additional 270 days in jail. If she fails to comply with the new court orders, she will have to serve the remainder of her sentence.
    The judge told Lohan she must report back to court in December, January, February and March for updates.
    Lohan will also get a new probation officer. Sautner has ordered the new officer to report any violations directly to the court.
    It will be Lohan's fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007.
    The 25-year-old last served 35 days on house arrest on a four month jail sentence.

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    Playboy issue goes onsale a week from tomorrow.

    Cover leaked today on the net:

    http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/linds...020423877.html


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    Who wants to see some meth whore naked? She's more Hustler material than Playboy.

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    She is more XXX Hardcore Assrape video material than some lame magazine, lol.

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    It's like the billboard of a troubled life............
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    Good description.

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    I would!!!
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    Golden, why are you FAT?
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    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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    Have we actually seen the pics yet?

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    Nope... no interest either.
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    They will be on the net soon enough. If nobody else does, I will post them in Pic-A-Palooza when I find them so we can all laugh at them.

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    They're online now...

    Honestly, she's got the body of a 45 year old, and that's not a compliment for a girl her age....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Honestly, she's got the body of a 45 year old, and that's not a compliment for a girl her age....
    I dunno...some of us older guys actually like the idea of relic-ing. The guitar shows some signs of abuse, but underneath they still have the goods of a new model. OK, in this case, not necessarily brand new...









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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    They're online now...

    Honestly, she's got the body of a 45 year old, and that's not a compliment for a girl her age....
    Pray tell, VA, what does the body of a 45 year old look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Girl View Post
    Pray tell, VA, what does the body of a 45 year old look like?
    "Beautiful" is the operartive word babe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Girl View Post
    Pray tell, VA, what does the body of a 45 year old look like?
    Oh boy....

    Well, let's face anatomical facts....

    The "average" 45 year old woman's body isn't as, shall we say, tight, as a young girl's....

    The skin shows to start to show signs of aging...

    The breasts start to sag....

    The butt-ocks starts to go south...

    I mean, I'm SURE you are the exception to the rule NG, but c'mon, you honestly can't tell me that a 45 year old woman has the same body as a 25 year old....

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    I just looked at the pics...............


    *YAWN*.....................

    I don't get what this fixation with an ICON who died so long ago that the majority of people have never seen a single film of hers?

    Really? Monroe? At least Marilyn could act...a bit...a did anumber of movies before she flamed out.....

    These pop-tarts that think they're somehow "heirs" to her legacy is sad & stupid...........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    "Beautiful" is the operartive word babe!
    A wise man always knows the right thing to say to a woman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post

    I mean, I'm SURE you are the exception to the rule NG....
    Oh, God no! LOL. I'm just having some fun with ya...of course, you are right. If only you could work the skin out like a muscle. LOL.

    Pushing 50 should be changed to pulling 50, 'cos everything needs to be pulled up a little. LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Oh boy....

    Well, let's face anatomical facts....

    The "average" 45 year old woman's body isn't as, shall we say, tight, as a young girl's....

    The skin shows to start to show signs of aging...

    The breasts start to sag....

    The butt-ocks starts to go south...

    I mean, I'm SURE you are the exception to the rule NG, but c'mon, you honestly can't tell me that a 45 year old woman has the same body as a 25 year old....
    45 year old women know how to fuck.

    They'll let you do anything.

    25 year old girls still cling to eroding dreams of dignity, thus aren't nearly as dirty.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    I just looked at the pics...............


    *YAWN*.....................

    I don't get what this fixation with an ICON who died so long ago that the majority of people have never seen a single film of hers?

    Really? Monroe? At least Marilyn could act...a bit...a did anumber of movies before she flamed out.....

    These pop-tarts that think they're somehow "heirs" to her legacy is sad & stupid...........................
    Having read a bit about Monroe, the last few years of her life were very depressing. I can't imagine why any young starlet would want to pattern their lives after her.

    Plus, there's just too many goddamned starlets out there now...I mean, Anna Nicole Smith dying a few was big news only because of the millions and the kid involved, and even that media furor has died down; nobody gives two shits now.

    When Monroe kicked it, the field wasn't as crowded.

    If Lohan died, she'd be big news for a couple of weeks and then the media would be onto the next story. Plus, when Monroe died, she hadn't really suffered a public exposure of her decline prior...unlike, say, Anna Nicole Smith - was it really a shock when she overdosed? Nope. And it wouldn't be for Lohan, either.

    It's a shame, because Lohan was a cute piece of ass not too long ago. Now she looks dried up and used...and even though being in Hollywood and around the entertainment industry is clearly bad for her health, she's got nowhere else to go because she's never DONE anything else. If she doesn't die, she's probably just gonna continue declining, doubtless still grasping for as much publicity as she can. Just another fame junkie.

    Please excuse me...am off to look at her nakey pics.
    Last edited by Terry; 12-11-2011 at 09:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Girl View Post
    Pushing 50 should be changed to pulling 50, 'cos everything needs to be pulled up a little. LMAO!
    Some of us are pulling 60

    Oh dear.

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    Fucking hell. Talk about photoshopped. Just as I expected. I am so NOT impressed.

    And, once again, someone is doing the cheap Marilyn clone routine, as they cannot come up with anything original, like her swinging naked from a tree with a cucumber up her ass or something.

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    I'd still hit it!
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Fucking hell. Talk about photoshopped. Just as I expected. I am so NOT impressed.

    And, once again, someone is doing the cheap Marilyn clone routine, as they cannot come up with anything original, like her swinging naked from a tree with a cucumber up her ass or something.
    Yeah, well, it's Playboy.

    A cucumber up her ass WOULD be pretty hot, though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    I'd still hit it!

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    Lohan masquerading as Monroe

    Does anybody have these pics yet from Playboy? I have a friend who's looking for them.

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    yet? they've been all over for a month!

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    Well like I go LOOKING for this shit? Girl is a mess and who the hell wants to see her anyway - except my cracked friend.

    You guys know pron better than anybody.

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    oddly enough they weren't in the pic forum. lemme see what i can find.

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    Your friend is sick... who'd want to see that train wreck nekid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Your friend is sick... who'd want to see that train wreck nekid...
    with the touch-ups they can get her at least down to looking like she's 36

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Your friend is sick... who'd want to see that train wreck nekid...
    Not me .

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    I think they should just start cutting off a finger for everyone of her offenses. The jail thing is a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I think they should just start cutting off a finger for everyone of her offenses. The jail thing is a joke.
    and again

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/judge-admo...182249100.html
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Send her to the fucking pen for at least a year. Getting assraped with a broomstick every day by big mannish bulldykes might teach her something.

    Or not.

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    You've got to figure that there's nowhere back for LL. Does anyone really change after their mid-20s?

    I'd love to know what it is about child stardom that fucks people up......

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    You've got to figure that there's nowhere back for LL. Does anyone really change after their mid-20s?

    I'd love to know what it is about child stardom that fucks people up......
    fuckin' a, glad i did

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    Apparently she is still drinking heavily....

    http://www.examiner.com/article/loha...-stop-partying

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    Disney Girl Gone Bad.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    Disney Girl Gone Bad

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