Igo! WH? Are you really defending the brand name of your tools to GAR?
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Its a guy thing, you wouldn't understand..
For real!
Got to admit, it was pretty funny when I saw you defending the brand name to GarFail.
He got ya on that one. You must not have had enough coffee yet.
Who could've imagined the shit-stain who attempts to bust on people for polishing their guitars would also have and issue with someone who maintains their tools, y'know? Probably has a problem with bathing regularly, too...
GARfail: Pathetic, short, fat, bald, no-equipment owning, superiority-complex-having, dirty, smelly, perpetually pwned P.O.S..
You've been reading too much Xaviera Hollander
What? No shots of Gar's tools? I guess you only need imaginary tools to fix imaginary guitars.
To be fair my shit's Husky Craftsman sockets and ratchets, but I do have one decent 3/8 and 1/2 ratchet can't remember brand.
The fancy box has me beat in the automotive dept, but then again I'm sure I have tools and equipment he doesn't beyond this..
It's not about the brand for me really, it's that I destroy what I have so I don't put money into things I'd drop at pickapart or have roll out in the street or get lost some other way.
Sure. Right.
Who the fuck cares what is in your imaginary tool box? You ARE a fucking tool, loser! A rusty, no-brand one at that!
Not going to dump this post (yet) - but Fair Warning - this is not turning back into a pissing match about tool collections.
Yes it is
Once again...Garfuckle derails a thread. Ban that asshole from the gear forum.
If I had an imaginary tool box I would at least go with a decent brand of sockets. Ever use a Craftsman socket driver? Rough as shit and lots of slop. Their sockets aren't too bad. But man, If you are living in a fantasy world let's not cut corners. Let's dream about Mac, Snap-On, or those expensive German Stahlwell sockets. I bet Gar focuses on ugly women or men when he masturbates as well.
You are so right, and things have just gotten worse since the merger with KMART. In the nineties however, the Craftsman line was pretty damned good, and it was a Godsend to have a Sears card back then, as I worked construction and was always needing this or that. The lifetime guarantee was pretty swell too, until a bunch of dipshits started abusing it, returning their tin snips every three weeks when they became dull. As a result, Craftsmen snips went away, to be replaced by the standard type available everywhere else. And things are just awful there now. Try using a 30 ft. tape bought from Sears on the job. Seriously, you'll slice your fingers off as it returns, and as of last month, Craftsman stopped guaranteeing those as well. Craftsman Drops Tape Measure Warranty
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Man. That Craftsman warranty was the shit. Well, this is a fucking disposable society we live in. Too bad we can't throw Garfuckle in the dumpster.....wait...he already spends half the day in dumpsters scrounging for food....
stop the lying gary and pay me my fuckn money you owe me.
YEAH PAY HIM HIS MONEY!
You TOLD him you would pay him $200 if he let you suck his wee-wee!
SO PAY UP MOTHERFUCKER!
Years ago when I worked in a cabinet shop everyone bought Craftsman tape measures because we used them so much we wore the things out and you only bought the first one. Now they are all over you to buy an extended warranty on everything they sell there. To be honest, I haven't set foot in a Sears store for years.
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