A little help

[GAR]

You can also use a fresh Bastard Cut file to remove the wood from between your ears.

My folks were married years before my birth, so you're wrong there..

[GAR]

No such thing as a spark plug gap of 22-23 thousandths coward, hence there are no gap tools that go down that low. 0.25" is the lowest and they don't make them in strips, they are like this.....



Or this



I cherry pick (and you're famous for this) because you always try to be so descriptive in your advise, showcasing your vast knowledge on these subjects, and it's fun to see you fall on your nose over stupid bullshit lies that prove you little of what you talk about, because you don't know enough to know what you should, or shouldn't copy and paste.....

Quoting Cato here.. "Umm?"

[Hardrock69]

My folks were married years before my birth, so you're wrong there..

No I am not, fucking dumbass. Despite your abandonment issues, I was not referring to you as a 'bastard'. A fucking loser asshole is the correct description for you.

It is obvious you have failed to Google this in order to attempt to demonstrate you know anything about tools, even though you are one:

A bastard file is a file whose teeth configuration is in between a rough or coarse file and a 'second cut' file. In precise terms therefore a bastard file is one which 'is one cut finer than that of a coarse file'.

In common language a bastard is an illegitimate child, one born out of wedlock. However it may also allude to something that is unusual, irregular or disproportionate. It is this latter meaning that is employed in the term bastard file, not the former.
When used for a file the word bastard means irregular, in other words, a file that can neither be classified as a 'coarse file' or as a 'second cut file'.

Read more: Where did the 'Bastard File' get its odd name? | Answerbag http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...#ixzz0tZwbXNIb

[Igosplut]

Quoting Cato here.. "Umm?"

That's a general use feeler gauge, not a spark plug gap tool coward. Why would you need 0.005" on a spark plug ?? Tell me? You pride yourself on how correct you are, and you still can't get it right...

http://buy1.snapon.com/catalog/item.asp?P65=&tool=hand&item_ID=71&group_ID=1122&store=snapon-store&dir=catalog

[GAR]

Why would you need 0.005" on a spark plug ?? Tell me?

To get an accurate slip-gap of any size between the smallest gauge blade up to the maximum stackwidth or any inbetween gap you need you pull or add blades to make up the gap.

Gee, you're Mister Motorcycle Man and I need to tell this shit to you? Or Google couldn't tel you: nevermind I shall explain -

Let's say you need 25 thou and you tweaked the .025 blade, you can use a .020 with a .005 on top of it. Do the math.

OR: add a 6 thou on top of a 19 to get 25. OR a nine, a five and an eleven... or... HAHAHAA~!! You don't know do you or you wouldnt be asking..

[GAR]

I suppose I should start a Guitar Tech Toolbox thread, and explain the features and benefits of a 9v battery and how it's used.

Or a screwdriver.

[GAR]

NAH fuck that, my stalkers will call me a liar when Google can't find links they can understand within the Dr. Seuss's 220-word vocabulary list.

[Igosplut]

To get an accurate slip-gap of any size between the smallest gauge blade up to the maximum stackwidth or any inbetween gap you need you pull or add blades to make up the gap.

Gee, you're Mister Motorcycle Man and I need to tell this shit to you? Or Google couldn't tel you: nevermind I shall explain -

Let's say you need 25 thou and you tweaked the .025 blade, you can use a .020 with a .005 on top of it. Do the math.

OR: add a 6 thou on top of a 19 to get 25. OR a nine, a five and an eleven... or... HAHAHAA~!! You don't know do you or you wouldnt be asking..

What's the standard plug gap sizes? Might they be the one's that are on the plug gap tools I posted? Maybe??

And just maybe the general service feeler gauges have increments that you wouldn't HAVE to make a 25 as it's already there??

You can't twist it around enough to look right to anybody but yourself here.

[Igosplut]

I suppose I should start a Guitar Tech Toolbox thread, and explain the features and benefits of a 9v battery and how it's used.

Or a screwdriver.

DO IT. Right here in the gear forum. Please. I can post pictures of my tool box. No problem, to PROVE what I own, and what I'm talking about. DOM meters, the works....Let's talk...

But you won't. You won't even respond to this because I can prove everything I say and you can't..Put up or shut up.....

Anybody else wanna see stuff like that ???? chime in...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

DO IT. Right here in the gear forum. Please. I can post pictures of my tool box. No problem, to PROVE what I own, and what I'm talking about. DOM meters, the works....Let's talk...

But you won't. You won't even respond to this because I can prove everything I say and you can't..Put up or shut up.....

Anybody else wanna see stuff like that ???? chime in...

i would like to see DOM minatrixes

[Jagermeister]

DO IT. Right here in the gear forum. Please. I can post pictures of my tool box. No problem, to PROVE what I own, and what I'm talking about. DOM meters, the works....Let's talk...

But you won't. You won't even respond to this because I can prove everything I say and you can't..Put up or shut up.....

Anybody else wanna see stuff like that ???? chime in...

I would like to see a 3/4in deep 1/2 in drive impact socket shoved in GAR's pie hole.

[Igosplut]

I would like to see a 3/4in deep 1/2 in drive impact socket shoved in GAR's pie hole.

I'll post a tease of my socket drawer to start, this was from a few years ago and it has MORE in it now......

[PETE'S BROTHER]

pics takin' for insurance reasons? or to remember where they go.

[Jagermeister]

Holy Shit. Nice beer can.

[Igosplut]

pics takin' for insurance reasons? or to remember where they go.

Yep, for insurance reasons. I'll take updated one's if GARgle has the balls to put up the thread. I'm running out of room in that drawer. The wrench drawer is completely full.