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    Don't be an ASSHOLE on the board!

    Don't be an asshole on the RothArmy board. I know, it sounds kind of weak to ask because the minute the rude ones see that it's like a freshly baked pie a 3-year old can't wait to stick his finger into.. they can't help it.



    Well, if someone bothers you the way I get bothered, I just put 'em on Ignore.

    It's easy to do! Click at the upper right corner My Profile, and select Edit Ignore List, then add the offending person or persons to it, click Save, and you're done!



    There's a few people here I dont want to view, such as


    .. so that's what I do, is ignore 'em. I'm not saying you have to use this function, but FYI, it is there.

    So if you find your username experience a little beat behind the ears by something you saw addressed to you in a dirty way, go tell the Yard Duty Teacher that that certain someone did bad to you on the playground. And they will try to ignore it.



    OR use the Ignore feature.

    So, don't be an ASSHOLE on the board: people don't like it, chicks don't dig it and God only knows we're way too low in our females memberships, so please be cool and don't use the Dirty Language.

    You never know who is watching you, so kids - play nice!



    BEST,
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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi GAR! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    Of course GAyR won't see this because he's a big pussy and proponent of the "ignore" function.

    But for what it's worth, the phrase "Physician, heal thyself" comes to mind....
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    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    Your ignore list is just about every one who posts on the board??

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Don't be an asshole on the RothArmy board. I know, it sounds kind of weak ....
    Aww, did GArY have a sore ass from having it handed to him over & over for being a proven lying sack of shit coward???
    Poor widdle baby dun got his feelings hurt and claims to hide (like the Coward he is) behind the ignore button, which is another cuntplete lie of his seeing that he can't resist a Wiki/Google supplemented reply.

    Here, Pussy Bitch. Fill this out and send it to someone who gives a fuck!

    Last edited by Diamondjimi; 07-14-2010 at 04:13 PM. Reason: Fuckin GHEYEST THREAD OF 2010!!!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    "Don't be an ASSHOLE on the board"....by GAR

    ....holy mother of fuck!

    I can't get over the insumountable IRONY of this...

    That's one wicked sense of fucking humor you got there, pal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    Of course GAyR won't see this because he's a big pussy and proponent of the "ignore" function.

    But for what it's worth, the phrase "Physician, heal thyself" comes to mind....
    For GAR
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Aww, did GArY have a sore ass from having it handed to him over & over for being a proven lying sack of shit coward???
    Poor widdle baby dun got his feelings hurt and claims to hide (like the Coward he is) behind the ignore button, which is another cuntplete lie of his seeing that he can't resist a Wiki/Google supplemented reply.

    Here, Pussy Bitch. Fill this out and send it to someone who gives a fuck!

    For GAR

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    I find it hilarious he has Sarge's Little Helper on IGNORE



    Even the BOTS own him......
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    For GAR!

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    Very telling how he starts threads and constantly reply's and posts about the very people he has on ignore.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    Very telling how he starts threads and constantly reply's and posts about the very people he has on ignore.....
    For GAR
    Last edited by Guitar Shark; 08-02-2010 at 06:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    Of course GAyR won't see this because he's a big pussy and proponent of the "ignore" function.

    But for what it's worth, the phrase "Physician, heal thyself" comes to mind....
    Now he can.

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    The topic of this thread, (a) when combined with the product of the poster (b) cancels itself out, as so:

    a*b=0
    Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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    sorry gar, i had to click on the box to post in this thread
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Guitar Shark - how dare you!

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    So Gary, you actually clicked on the pop up saying "Gar is a homo troll" so you could make that last post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone View Post
    So Gary, you actually clicked on the pop up saying "Gar is a homo troll" so you could make that last post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    SO true. He's also an oxygen thief. Just sayin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    SO true. He's also an oxygen thief. Just sayin'.
    Fixed

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    Such unkindness, such brutality.. did anyone read the thread title at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenFan5150 View Post
    The topic of this thread, (a) when combined with the product of the poster (b) cancels itself out, as so:

    a*b=0

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    For all of you who are new here to Roth Army, a small word of explanation if you have not figured it out by now.

    Feel free to heap abuse upon Gar for no reason whatsoever. He is one of the bigger ASSHOLES ever to show up around here.

    As time goes on, and you settle into your new life here as a member of the esteemed and world famous Roth Army, you will note that a) He is a liar, b) He does not contribute anything of value, c) EVERYONE at Roth Army wished he would get run over by a train (repeatedly), and d) all of the above.

    Feel free to insult him to your heart's content, as he deserves to receive just as much (if not more) of the crap he attempts to hand out to Roth Army's finest.

    In fact, one of the goals of anyone who signs up here at Roth Army should for him to put you on his IGNORE list.

    IF Gar puts you on his "List Of Woe", you can rest assured you have done a great and valuable service to the Roth Army, and will certainly earn some respect in the long run.

    Lastly, if he should become irate, irrational, snide, rude, crude, insulting, or vile, do NOT be offended. He is only lashing out due to his inability to play nice with anyone due to his inferior intellect, and lack of respect for anything other than his imaginary guitar collection.

    Again, WELCOME TO ROTH ARMY, and may you enjoy interacting with everyone here except Gar!

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    I like clicking refresh on this thread, even if there are no new posts.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Such unkindness, such brutality.. did anyone read the thread title at all?
    Of course!

    And why YOU do not follow your own advice is....ummm...well, normal for you, fucking loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Such unkindness, such brutality.. did anyone read the thread title at all?
    Such TRUTH. You ARE INDEED a troll-ass oxygen-thief. From all accounts, you're short, fat, and bald too.

    Not only did everyone read the title, we all caught the irony of the fact that the thread was STARTED BY THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON THE BOARD. :dafinger:

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    Asshole
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    This article is about the insult. For other uses, see Asshole (disambiguation).


    Asshole (or arsehole in British English and Australian English) is slang for the anus and is usually used as an insult. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks. The combined form arsehole is first attested from 1500 in its literal use to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use of the word to refer to the worst place in a region (e.g., "the arsehole of the world") is first attested in print in 1865; the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933.[1] Its first appearance as an insult term in a newspaper indexed by Google News is in 1965.[2] But as with other vulgarities, these uses of the word may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances. By the 1970s, Hustler magazine featured people they did not like as "Asshole of the month."[3]


    Here's the Goddamn LINK!


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    "Do not feed the trolls" and its abbreviation "DNFTT" redirect here. For the Wikimedia essay, see "What is a troll?".

    In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[2] In addition to the offending poster, the noun “troll” can also refer to the provocative message itself, as in that was an excellent troll you posted. While the term troll and its associated action, trolling, are primarily associated with Internet discourse, media attention in recent years has made such labels highly subjective, with 'trolling' being used to describe many intentionally provocative actions outside of an online context.


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    For her participation in "VH Girl Shows Her Stuff" thread, Blaze has earned her name off ignore.

    Too funny!

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    congrats blaze

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    For her participation in "VH Girl Shows Her Stuff" thread, Blaze has earned her name off ignore.

    Too funny!
    Of course.. VH Girl has posted stuff to prove that's she's for real...

    You know , Like You CAN"T.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    For her participation in "VH Girl Shows Her Stuff" thread, Blaze has earned her name off ignore.

    Too funny!
    How the fuck would you know how she performed if she were on ignore to begin with?

    No wonder why Mexicans are taking ur jobz, idiot....

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    I think VH Girl / Paiin made a very good point midstream in their rant, in that we do seem to have a hard time being civil.

    The point's clear to me but others here still need to get their trolling done, but at what cost I ask?

    Think of the newbies..

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    What the fuck are you going on about?

    None of us have a difficult time being civil to people who are civil.

    Do not lump yourself in with 'newbies' as far as how everyone on this board treats YOU, jackass!

    So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    The point's clear to me.
    Then delete your account - problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone View Post
    Then delete your account - problem solved.
    DO IT GARfail - think of it as a service not just to the entire board, but HUMANITY in general. GTFO.


    Or do you enjoy being hated, and reminded daily what a piece of shit you are? That second part you could already accomplish on your own by LOOKING IN A MIRROR...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post

    There's a few people here I dont want to view, such as


    .. so that's what I do, is ignore 'em.

    Dude, what exactly do you read in the forums then? That doesn't really leave a whole lot left when you are ignoring 90% of the posts. I can see 1 or 2 people that really bug, but damn...your list is kinda long with a lot of every day members. Wouldn't really be many posts to read if you ignored all those people.
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