Yep, he's that delusional.Originally Posted by Don Corleone
Two EPIC GARFAILS in one week...Banned twice in 1 week - his incompetence is an inspiration to idiots everywhere.
Yep, he's that delusional.
Two EPIC GARFAILS in one week...Banned twice in 1 week - his incompetence is an inspiration to idiots everywhere.
I wish someone would give him the top prize for the Garfuckle Award Of Excellence In Mental Impossibility. Top prize being (tell him what he's won, Jay!) A PERMANENT BANNING FROM THE ROTH ARMY FORUMS!!!
The stupid Cunt can't help but repeatedly own himself.
He's trolling as a "Guest" ....
GAR= PWN3d X 1,000
Eat a dick LOSER!!!
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Noticed a thread in Main dedicated to Gar...
Gar deserves a thread in main dedicated to his useless ass less than Osama Bin Laden deserves a sleepover in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House... I'm just sayin...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
I dunno...it's sort of neat to have a wet fart of a poster that serves as an example of how not to behave on the internet. Let's face it, this leaking garbage bag of excrement has induced people to expand their vocabularies in order to come up with new adjectives to describe him, so from a scholastic standpoint, he definitely has served a purpose. Of course, if an elephant somehow fell out of an airplane and landed upon the dim bulb's forehead (thus breaking the animal's fall and saving it's life, while putting the shit fer brains malcontent in intensive care), you could more or less say the same thing.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
"How to Suck on the Internet" by Garfuckle DerAsshat III
Dear GARfail
Go die in a fire,
Signed,
The Entire Internet
Gar eats poop.
And BANNED!
Twistin' by the pool.
Well yeah I see your point... but like a thoroughly clogged toilet can prove a valuable tool in learning the dynamics of hydro-physics, volume -vs- capacity and the proper use of toilet paper... there's nothin like that feeling of seeing all that shit going down the drain... never to return!!!
We can hope, anyway.
Unbanned.banned
Can you please be cool? We're due a whole crapload of new memberships in the next month..
What's the problem, people: didn't spell the word "please" properly or what -
You first...
Exactly. So be cool.We're due a whole crapload of new memberships in the next month..
How do you figure that?
his friends from pakistan?
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
or people fired up about the new cd release........
I dunno. Maybe he has some friends at VHCHINKS he was going to invite.
I agree with GAR in principle, folks...
The "news", even though it's really horseshit publicity and the band hasn't even confirmed it, should result in some new members....
Don't know about you guys, but it would be nice to have some cool newbies.....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
It would be even nicer to permanently delete some that are way past their expiration date...
I agree. Of course that would mean someone would have to sift through all the members and decide who to delete. VA Beach Bologna is the only man for the job and he already works hard enough IMO.
Highly unlikely, as he was banned there withing two days of registering.
Was that an Italian slur ??
BAN Him! That's an outright challenge to your authoriTEH, don't you agree?
BAn him.. ban him a good one I say
STFU Gary.....
Why not practice what you preach and stop being a douche for 5 minutes and see what it does for your shitty rep here.
Otherwise your next banning wont be so "temporary"
asswipe.
Gary has now been banned from....
The Links
DDLR
RothChats I
RothChats II
RothArmy
Impressive....
Looking forward to the final voyage of the failboat here.Gary has now been banned from....
The Links
DDLR
RothChats I
RothChats II
RothArmy
Impressive....
Member 25 was banned the first hour posting a decade ago - alot you girls know.
And at least a halfdoz times since..
Look, I agree with VA.....
However GARbage has to first prove he's actually learned his lesson.
Perhaps he can Google how not to be an asshole on the boards.....
As well as de-modded....
Bet mom is proud.
Up Periscope dude, that ship is never leaving port as long as YOU are a mod.Looking forward to the final voyage of the failboat here.
Now run off, do your job thats a nice laddy..
STFU and GTFO
Go die in a fire, GAyR.
Signed,
The VH community, the US public library system (you're posting in it) and the Entire Internet
:dafinger:
A Big Fucking Amen To That.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
A lot of great people don't bother posting here anymore.
Does anybody notice any of that or question why?
obviously it doesn't matter
And there are more leaving.
And it's known why.
And probably not...
Chainsaw Muthuafucka
This GAR attention-whore thread has run its course. Closing.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
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