Why is the COCAINE of Today UTTER SHIT?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Think about it folks:

Aspirin is so cheap, it's made in China and you get 100 tablets of 5 grams each for a buck at the 99 cents store, correct?

If everyone in this country was on pure, Chinese-generic, medical-grade cocaine, even the laziest porchmonkey asshole in your neck of the woods would be kicking ass, working 3 jobs, getting 4 hours of sleep a day and lovin' it - you'd see that 12 trillion dollar defecit melt away in 4 years from all the extra payroll taxes because USA rules!

And we'll rule the world with our Cheap Walmart COCAINE

then you are continuing the corporate america greed cycle. you have to support your local corner coke store that is run by that sweet old couple down the road.

[GAR]

LOOK now:

I can get only so many productive hours done in a day before I have to make another pot of coffee.

Coffee contains the stimulant "coffee grounds" from which all coffee is derived, however it is acidic and I can only get 3 pots of coffee down before I have to shit twice and throw up maybe (1) times.

If you don't vote for Walmart Cocaine to be legal because you don't like Walmart then consider those like me who need more stimulants than the daily 3 pots a day of coffee but can't keep it down.

[Diamondjimi]

even the laziest porchmonkey asshole in your neck of the woods ....

Define "porchmonkey"!

[Hardrock69]

Wonder what Garfuckle's gay customers with darker skin would think if they knew their favorite blowjob-giver was a racist asshole?

[fryingdutchman]

It's simple, GAyR.

The reason that today's cocaine is shit is because it hasn't killed YOU yet.

[fryingdutchman]

LOOK now:

I can get only so many productive hours done in a day before I have to make another pot of coffee.

You consider posting worthless bullshit on an internet message board "productive hours?"

Shit....your life makes Jesterstar's hours in a Syracuse mailroom look "productive."

Worthless fuckstick....

[jhale667]

Define "porchmonkey"!

It's what his step-mother (who knew he was a P.O.S. early on) used to call him...she also had the good sense to keep him in a cage. On the porch.

It's simple, GAyR.

The reason that today's cocaine is shit is because it hasn't killed YOU yet.

Keep hope alive for that accidental O.D.... we should BE so lucky.

[Igosplut]

Two things I cannot figure out

How to tell the truth and how to differentiate between fantasy and reality??

[Hardrock69]

It's what his step-mother (who knew he was a P.O.S. early on) used to call him...she also had the good sense to keep him in a cage. On the porch.

[GAR]

None of these above sycophants of codependance have ever felt a dependancy for the REAL cocaine.

The REAL stuff, is the only stuff. And you're all too young to have known The REAL stuff.

[fryingdutchman]

None of these above sycophants of codependance have ever felt a dependancy for the REAL cocaine.

The REAL stuff, is the only stuff. And you're all too young to have known The REAL stuff.

Sounds like GAR was deep into the Studio 54 scene.

He was probably doing lines of blow off of a toilet seat in the men's room, in between giving bj's through the glory holes.

[Diamondjimi]

Sounds like GAR was deep into the Studio 54 scene.

He was probably doing lines of blow off of a toilet seat in the men's room, in between giving bj's through the glory holes.

That, or snorting rails off Andy Warhole's coch....

[GAR]

It is not illegal to wash your mind with the soap and water of my contrasting opinions.

SOMEDAY
You shall be
MORE LIKE Me

[Hardrock69]

Only a retard would want to be more like you, LOSER.