Hey my fellow Roth fans!

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Hey everyone! Been a member here since 2004, and a lurker here way before that. Yes I know, it says “joined in 2007,” but this is my 3rd account.

I first saw Van Halen in 1979, and they’ve been my favorite band ever since. I’m proud to say that I’ve seen every headlining tour. 79, 80,81,83,84 and 2008. I saw the Eat ‘Em and Smile and the Skyscraper tours.

I took Dave’s side in the split, but I’m a “Van Halen” fan true and true. What I saw in 2008 was not the Van Halen that I know and love, but a hundred times better than Van Hagar. I’m also proud to say that I’ve NEVER seen that band live, or owned an album either. I’ve spent a total of five bucks on them at Blockbuster videos. I love drums and someone told me Alex throws a killer solo, so I wanted to see it for myself. Not sure which tour it was, but he had a neck brace and he was playing along with himself.

KISS has always played second fiddle to VH, but over the years KISS is pulling closer and closer to VH, due to KISS taking care of their fans and VH pissing on them. Dance The Night Away was the first song I heard from VH, and from that point on it continues to be my all-time favorite song.

I’ve been called a Troll, a Cocktard, a Groupie and a Head Fluffer, but now I’m a Sniper! So look out!!

I don’t get the chance anymore to post a lot here, but I do peek in almost everyday to see all the craziness that goes on around here. Due to current events, I think we all should come forward and reveal ourselves, that way no one can threaten us when something goes down. So who’s with me?



Oh, speaking of KISS! As you can see, I’m a huge KISS fan, and Gene is my favorite bassist. So could you guys please (pretty please?) help my band out? We have a chance to open for KISS and all we need is a little help. It’s super easy and it will only take about 10 seconds of your time.

Here’s my band. http://www.myspace.com/sadevilmaycare

We’re not a big band, but we’re not a garage band either. So I think we have a chance. I would GREATLY appreciate if you guys can help me out.

Here’s how it works: The top “5” (we’re at 6, so that’s why I’m asking for your help) bands left standing at the end of the contest will get reviewed by KISS management and they will choose the winner.

It’s really a simple process. Just click “Demand It” or “Go” and then put in 78223 and fill in your info and you’re done.

PLEASE MAKE SURE TO “UNCHECK” THE BOX WHERE IT SAYS “RECEIVE TRUSTED OFFERS FROM PARTNERS” BECAUSE I DON’T WANT YOU GUYS TO GET SPAM.

Ready? Awesome!! Here we go!!!








Hmm... try this link. Thank you!!
http://eventful.com/performers/devil...tool_kiss_tips

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hi GO-SPURS-GO and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Hi GO-SPURS-GO and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

Did you vote?

[Anonymous]

Oh, great. Another alias.

Now, don't you be startin' no trouble y'hear?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Diamondjimi]

"Fuckin A" Spurs. Ya got my vote!

[diamondsgirl]

looks like I am the second person to demand that you come to the Boston area...lol

[Anonymous]

Actually, you're the third.

I may be an arsehole, but I voted.

As a chick. I bet those count more.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Welcome To The Roth Army.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i can't be the only voter in az, i'll get some more....



















betcha ima was wearin' pastels when he voted.

[VanHalener]

I need a picture of your sister in the buff to make sure it's really you, and don't ask how that will help. Just send it!

[GreenBayLA]

I did it but it wouldn't let me enter zip 78223, it must read IP address.

[Anonymous]

betcha ima was wearin' pastels when he voted.

Screw you.

I did it but it wouldn't let me enter zip 78223, it must read IP address.

It doesn't. I said I was from Beverly Hills.

Cheers! :bottle:

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Oh, great. Another alias.

Now, don't you be startin' no trouble y'hear?

Cheers! :bottle:

No no! I never said they’re alias’s. I first signed up in 2004 under a VH song, but since I had dial-up and a crappy computer, I got frustrated by having to wait 5 minutes for my posts to go through. So I took it out back and shot it. I got a new computer in 2005 and signed up as another VH song from Diver Down, which is still there. I signed up to argue with FORD. After changing from Netzero to ATT I forgot my password. I sent a few messages but never got a response, so I signed up again as GO-SPURS-GO. So let me assure you that I will NEVER use an alias.

"Fuckin A" Spurs. Ya got my vote!

I knew I could count on you, bro! You’ve always been cool with me. I really appreciate that!! If your band (which is a better fit for KISS than we are) ever signs up for something like this you can definitely count on me to help you out.

Welcome To The Roth Army.

Why thank you! :-)

I did it but it wouldn't let me enter zip 78223, it must read IP address.

Hmm… Not sure why it didn’t let you if you typed in 78223. Any San Antonio zip code will do. My zip code is 78223. That’s why I put that particular one. 78210 is right next to me. Maybe that one will work. Thank you VERY much for taking time to help out.

looks like I am the second person to demand that you come to the Boston area...lol

Actually, you're the third.
I may be an arsehole, but I voted

i can't be the only voter in az, i'll get some more....:

I said I was from Beverly Hills.
Cheers! :bottle:

Hey guys, I hope you typed in 78223 and not your own zip code?

I need a picture of your sister in the buff to make sure it's really you, and don't ask how that will help. Just send it!

Well I don’t have a picture of her naked, but I hope this one will do? She likes this picture because she has always been proud of her breast.





Hey guys, thank you very much for taking a minute to help me out. I really, REALLY appreciate it. Seriously!!!

Was I lying when I said it would only take a few seconds?

[Blaze]

Was I lying when I said it would only take a few seconds?

Nope. Pumpkin pie easy.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

We only get 4 "Thanks" per day now?

[Hardrock69]

Good lord! Izzat really your sister? Me drools....

But, that pic looks like it was taken in 1973.

Still.....

Welcome back!

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Good lord! Izzat really your sister? Me drools....

But, that pic looks like it was taken in 1973.

Still.....

Welcome back!

Yes it is! You can see the last names match. She still looks pretty damn good for her age.

Picture removed - GS



Pretty good guess. As you can see it was at a Coca-Cola picnic in 1978. At the time she was living with a very rich Sheik that had about 5 other girls living with him. His bathroom was filled with naked (well just boob shots) pictures from all of them. For some reason we always had to use the bathroom a lot when we went to visit her. My bro and I was like “Dude, that’s our sister” when we first seen them. I still feel a little weird for always going in there and staring at her. :0

Thanks for the welcome, man!

[Anonymous]

Good lord is right! What a hot momma! Er, if you don't mind me saying so.

By the way, I forgot I was supposed to enter that zip code.

No sweat, I got a million e-mails scattered throughout the web. I'll just vote again.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

At the time she was living with a very rich Sheik that had about 5 other girls living with him.

The lack of money is the only thing standing between me & happiness.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

How Rude.

[Diamondjimi]

Simply...

[GAR]

If only this cunt-ry could stand on its own feet and do for itself what Pussy-In-A-Can did for postwar Germany..

[Diamondjimi]

[Blaze]

The lack of money is the only thing standing between me & happiness.

Cheers! :bottle:

I wouldn't worry about that too much, pumpkin.

I knew a "sheik" in Texas. Very much like the one GSG describe.

He was from Lebanese decent and played up the middle eastern shtick. He was Christian.

He was a very dear, usually, and oddly close friend of mine. But he had great troubles.
I am not sure how in his drug addled mind, he equated me to his mother and saints, but he did. And I learned a great deal about him and who he wished he was. He even made a mecca to me when he was facing passing over to the next r3alm. Now, he exist one step a head of knowledge.

He took little pleasure in his wealth and his wealth did not serve him well either.
He did not know what to do with himself and found himself questioning his place of comfort.

Though one of my most dearest loyalist, his pageantry life held great a tragic emotionless life for him.
Except for that day he cried.

[VanHalener]

Holy shit man!
I am so proud of her breasts my wood just petrified.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Nope. Pumpkin pie easy.

Pumpkin pie is easy for you to make? Man, Imapus is one lucky guy to be marrying you.

No sweat, I got a million e-mails scattered throughout the web. I'll just vote again.
Cheers! :bottle:

I appreciate it!

If only this cunt-ry could stand on its own feet and do for itself what Pussy-In-A-Can did for postwar Germany..

What the hell was that, Gar?

Holy shit man!
I am so proud of her breasts my wood just petrified.

Was the picture good enough to make you vote?



I appreciate all you guys taking the time to help me out. I really do! When I posted this we were at the 6th spot, thanks to all of you guys we moved all the way up to the 4th spot and closing in on the 3rd. \m/ \m/

[Blaze]

Pumpkin pie is easy for you to make? Man, Imapus is one lucky guy to be marrying you.







I appreciate all you guys taking the time to help me out. I really do! When I posted this we were at the 6th spot, thanks to all of you guys we moved all the way up to the 4th spot and closing in on the 3rd. \m/ \m/

Oh course it is easy
Wash the pumpkin.
Open the pumpkin.
take the seeds. (Save the seed. use to make more or a snack)
Apply heat to pumpkin until soft and supple
clear the unnessary parts.
Work the meat until smooth.
Add binding.
Place into pie pan lined with dough.
Bake.

I voted again! Hope that helps. , Gw.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Oh course it is easy
Wash the pumpkin.
Open the pumpkin.
take the seeds. (Save the seed. use to make more or a snack)
Apply heat to pumpkin until soft and supple
clear the unnessary parts.
Work the meat until smooth.
Add binding.
Place into pie pan lined with dough.
Bake.

I voted again! Hope that helps. , Gw.

What no cinnamon, sugar and nutmeg?

I think you can only vote once. But thank you very much for taking a few seconds to help me out. I really appreciate that!

[diamonddivina]

I've been a Van Halen (MkI and to be honest the ONLY REAL version of em all) since 1980 when the first album graced our shores (I hail from the great and powerful OZ) Been a Rothette for about the same amount of time - not normally a fancier of blondes (male) but as Helmut Newton stated - Roth is my favourite blonde!!!! Read the auto-bio about 20+ times and pissed myself laughing EVERY time!! The guy has balls (well d'aaaaah!) If I could could have 1/3 of his life..........yes well I could rule the world .......m'wahhhhhhahahahaahaha!
Apart from that I check the site to see if our fearless leader is still alive .......no 'official' sighting since they walked off the stage from the last last VH gig .........
life goes on (without me!!)
Cheers and plenty of beers (and JD)

[Blaze]

What no cinnamon, sugar and nutmeg?

I think you can only vote once. But thank you very much for taking a few seconds to help me out. I really appreciate that!

Maybe, I shoulda added that cinnamon, sugar, and nutmeg. 0o
Did you rank?
Well, until the next contest, chin up.

[Blaze]

To answer your question in my "Welcome" thread I started, we're currently in 4th place and only behind 3rd place by 10 votes. We have a very good chance at this because all we have to do is finish in the "Top 5" when the contest ends and KISS will pick the winner themselves. The contest ends September 9th. Once again, thank you for your votes!

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Well I didn’t want to post that message in my thread because I didn’t want people to think I was spamming, bragging, or anything like that.

I appreciate you helping me out, Blaze. Thanks!!

[Blaze]

Well I didn’t want to post that message in my thread because I didn’t want people to think I was spamming, bragging, or anything like that.

I appreciate you helping me out, Blaze. Thanks!!

Glad to spurs along....