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    I have been a sekd to roast david hasslehoff

    me and him go way back when I co-wrote the baywatch theme song, me and him did a lot of coke and I got to stick one in nichole eggerts ass.

    also, I will be releasing new information on the new van halen record

    T.

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    Oh no! Please don't roast and eat David 'Hasselehoff', fatso. You'd be the death of millions of German pop fans!
    Last edited by Nickdfresh; 08-04-2010 at 04:46 PM.

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    better oil up that time machine. It was taped on the 1st.

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    Wow...when it rains, it fucking pours.

    Defect Ruprecht and the rest of the recent crop of jerkoffs to hit the boards was bad enough.

    But along comes Joey Thunder to put a cherry on top...
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    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by #1FIGHTFAN View Post
    me and him go way back when I co-wrote the baywatch theme song, me and him did a lot of coke and I got to stick one in nichole eggerts ass.

    also, I will be releasing new information on the new van halen record

    T.
    Why don't you go "release" about 200 pounds, you enormous, blubber-laden, pseudo-gangsta fuckface?

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    Not Joe....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    Why don't you go "release" about 200 pounds, you enormous, blubber-laden, pseudo-gangsta fuckface?
    classic

    A big salute to you FD.
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Not Joe....
    Terrific....Joe was bad enough...but now we have "alias" Joe's?

    Regardless, whoever it is deserved a shovel full of shit in their mouth because they chose to clog up the boards with this ridiculous, unfunny bullshit.

    Just close the thread. Better yet...delete it altogether.

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    Oh man. This is too funny. Just when you think things can't get any wackier around here. They need to play the Benny Hill theme to this one.
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    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonrisa salvaje View Post
    Oh man. This is too funny. Just when you think things can't get any wackier around here. They need to play the Benny Hill theme to this one.
    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MoTkghG3U4s&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MoTkghG3U4s&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
    Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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