Whats it like being a Van Hagar fan?

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  • TongueNGroove
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 499
    #46
    Originally posted by Matt White
    Somebody posted lyrics from "UP-CHUCK FOR BREAKFAST" and they made "Amsterdam" look like Shakespeare!!!!!
    A total EMBARRASSMENT!!!


    DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
    You're right, these lyrics from Dave are WAY better

    Dedicate one to the ladies...
    Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
    Ah, now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
    Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you
    Tell ya what it is

    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    Oh my, my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
    Hold on a second baby

    I got puddin' pie, banana dixie cups
    All flavors and pushups too

    I'm your ice cream man baby, stop me when I'm passin' by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Hold on, one more

    Well I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock
    Uh huh, I never stop
    I'm usually passin' by just around eleven o'clock
    And if you let cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop

    All right boys!

    I got puddin' pie, banana dixie cups
    All flavors and pushups too

    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy, yes
    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Ah one time

    (Guitar Solo)

    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

    One time boys!
    I'm your ice cream man
    I'm your ice cream man
    B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Baby!
    Ah my my my
    All my flavors are guaranteed......to satis-uh-fy
    Ow!
    -We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

    -If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4153
        #47
        Being a Van Hagar fan is a bit like this...

        Mezro...wait for it...
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20565
            #48
            Originally posted by TongueNGroove
            You're right, these lyrics from Dave are WAY better

            Dedicate one to the ladies...
            Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
            Ah, now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
            Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you
            Tell ya what it is

            I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
            Oh my, my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
            See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
            Hold on a second baby

            I got puddin' pie, banana dixie cups
            All flavors and pushups too

            I'm your ice cream man baby, stop me when I'm passin' by
            See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Hold on, one more

            Well I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock
            Uh huh, I never stop
            I'm usually passin' by just around eleven o'clock
            And if you let cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop

            All right boys!

            I got puddin' pie, banana dixie cups
            All flavors and pushups too

            I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
            See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy, yes
            I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
            I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
            They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Ah one time

            (Guitar Solo)

            I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
            I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
            They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

            One time boys!
            I'm your ice cream man
            I'm your ice cream man
            B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Baby!
            Ah my my my
            All my flavors are guaranteed......to satis-uh-fy
            Ow!
            Ice Cream Man


            TongueNGroove, your ignorance is astounding. Here you go GENIUS!!!


            Ice Cream Man

            Written by:
            John Brim.
            © Arc Music Corp. BMI.
            All Rights Reserved.

            POSER!!! Do you EVEN OWN a copy of VAN HALEN I ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
            It's a cover tune, you DOLT. Don't waste my time and yours by trying to argue about a subject you OBVIOUSLY have NO knowledge of.

            DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

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              • DrGrafenberg
                Roadie
                • Aug 2004
                • 115
                #49
                Luckily I don't know what it's like to be one but I know how to spot one, they all wear this button...

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                  • TongueNGroove
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 499
                    #50
                    I don't give a damn if it's a cover tune he still sings it and LOVES it. That makes it even worse, he WISHES he wrote it.

                    Ok here is one picked at random since you can pic almost any DLR song and the lyrics are convaluted and retarded.

                    Ow!

                    (Adlib jungle sounds)

                    Ow!
                    Ooh yeah!
                    Oh yeah!

                    You can't get romantic on a subway line
                    Conductor don't like it, says, "You're wastin' your time"

                    But everybody wants some!
                    I want some too
                    Everybody wants some!
                    Baby, how 'bout you?

                    Oh! Oh yeah!

                    (Vocal Adlib) I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam. Ow!
                    Yeah, ya stand in line ya got lost in a jet stream                     WTF is this?

                    Ooh, everybody wants some!
                    I want some too (Oh yeah)
                    Everybody wants some!
                    How about you?

                    Ohhhh yeah
                    Ooooh yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

                    (Guitar solo)

                    Everybody wants some!
                    I want some too! Whoa!
                    Everybody wants some! Hey, hey!
                    How 'bout you?

                    Yeah!

                    (Adlib jungle sounds)

                    Woo! Where'd you get that shit?
                    Oh, yeah
                    I like....
                    I like the little way the line runs up the back of the stockings
                    I've always liked those kind of high heels, too, ya know I...
                    No, no, no, no don't take 'em off. Don't take...leave 'em on
                    Yeah, that's it...a little more to the right

                    Ow! Hey, hey, hey!
                    Everybody wants some!
                    I want some too. Whoa!
                    Everybody wants some!
                    Baby how 'bout you? Yeah!

                    Everybody wants some!
                    Everybody wants some!
                    Everybody wants some!
                    Everybody needs some!

                    Ah yeah!
                    Ahhh yeah!

                    Look, I'll pay ya for it, what the fuck?


                    Most of his shit is Ohhh's and Yeaaa's and Hey's. What lyrics he does actually input are just mumbo jumbo or boring.

                    But to be honest I never liked Van Halen or Van Hagar because of their oustanding lyrics, it's the Music baby, yeah!
                    -We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

                    -If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20565
                        #51
                        Hang 'em High

                        Written by:
                        Edward Van Halen, David Lee Roth,
                        Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen.
                        © 1982 Van Halen Music ASCAP.
                        All Rights Reserved.
                        ---
                        Somewhere,lost it in a turn
                        Now Trouble seems to fit him like a glove.
                        First come,First served,he's serving it back,
                        Travels light,without a pack,without love.
                        He comes from nowhere,returns on his own,
                        Before they hanged him,yes he's heading for the moon
                        Hang `em High.
                        Leather,across his thighs,
                        Blasting out the night,his pair of nitrous eyes.
                        One eye on the road, price upon his head,
                        One ear to the ground,he's listening to the dead.
                        He comes from nowhere,returns on his own,
                        Before they hanged him,yes he's heading for the moon
                        Hang `em High.
                        Alone to himself,he's laughing up his sleeve,
                        Looking back in anger,the city is releved.
                        Vision of Light,
                        Child of the night,
                        Passing by


                        As compared to......Best Of Both Worlds

                        Written by:
                        Edward Van Halen, Sammy Hagar,
                        Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen.
                        © 1986 Yessup Music Company ASCAP.
                        All Rights Reserved.
                        ---
                        I don't know what I been livin' on but it's
                        Not enough to fill me up
                        I need more than just words can say
                        I need everything this life can give me
                        Come on baby close your eyes let go
                        This can be everything we've dreamed
                        It's not work, that makes it work no
                        Let the magic do the work for you
                        Chorus 1:
                        Cause something reached out and touched me
                        Now I see that all I want...
                        Chorus 2:
                        I want the best of both worlds
                        And baby I know what it's worth
                        We can have have the best of both worlds a little
                        Heaven right here on earth There's a picture in the gallery of a
                        Fallen angel looked alot like you
                        We forget where we come from sometimes
                        I had a dream it was really you
                        Chorus 1
                        Chorus 2
                        Solo
                        You don't have to die to go to heaven
                        Or hang around to be born again
                        Just tune into what this place has got to offer
                        Cause we may never be here again
                        Chorus 2

                        CHEESE CITY JUNIOR!!! A pack of KRAFT singles has less DAIRY product in it than this HALLMARK moment. Just because you don't UNDERSTAND DAVEs lyrics doesn't mean their not stellar. But don't feel bad ridge-runner, EVH never understood 'em either!!!!
                        Do yourself a favor. Since its OBVIOUS that your a Van Hagar SHEEP, go out TODAY and buy the 6-PACK and learn for yourself that
                        DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN!!!!


                        DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

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                          • Jano
                            Commando
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 1025
                            #52
                            Re: Whats it like being a Van Hagar fan?

                            Originally posted by thefive
                            Clue me in.
                            Ask the pig!
                            little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
                            http://deliajolie.spaces.live.com/

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                              • Matt White
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 20565
                                #53
                                And, just to further dispell this "myth" that DAVE isn't a "good" lyrics writer, lets turn to the IDOL of the SHEEP...one EVH.
                                On DAVEs lyrics.....
                                EVH: "Working with DAVE was NEVER a problem, okay? He's a creative guy."
                                EVH on Spammys lyrics:
                                EVH:"Wham! Bam! Hot damn? AMSTERDAM?" What the FUCK is that!"

                                This is what caused the FRICTION between EVH and Spammy, the issue of Spams POOR lyrics. EVH wanted Spam to work WITH OUTSIDE WRITERS,i.e. DESMOND CHILD!!!!

                                EVH on DAVE: "You can't have someone write lyrics for DAVE. It just doesn't work that way."

                                Know what your talking about BEFORE you bother to respond, or you will simply become as much as a joke as Spammys writing skills.
                                This concludes your lesson for the day, Son.


                                DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

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