I am not Ace Diamond

[Sensible Shoes]

Well, the gig is up. I got called out and decided that the fair and just thing is to tell the truth. No, I am not Ace Diamond. I never hired anybody named Ted to go to the funeral with a devil's mask on - and I didn't really post all that personal information so members here could go punch out my asshole ex-boyfriend.

I have the utmost respect for the Ace Diamond franchise, and recognize its brilliance. As I have told Mr. Diamond, the thread was started as a joke about Shoes never being able to tell who was behind various aliases.

Or can I? Or in fact, am I incredibly skilled at it? <evil laugh> You'll never know.

[Little Texan]

OK, so you aren't Ace Diamond. Are you Joe Thunder?

[Sensible Shoes]

No he's not somebody I want to see around. Pick somebody. I'll be them. It's easy. You just declare you're them, that you engineer everything they say. Then don't back down til they threaten to sue you.

[hambon4lif]

No he's not somebody I want to see around. Pick somebody. I'll be them. It's easy. You just declare you're them, that you engineer everything they say.

Alrighty......do me then! (generally speaking).

I'm the unpredictable wild-card in this deck......nobody ever knows what the fuck I'm gonna say!

If you can pull a Hambone (generally speaking), I'll not only co-sign these claims.....I'll admit defeat and declare you to be the master of your craft right here in front of everyone.

Do me, Shoes, do me!!

[LoungeMachine]

I AM SHOES, SENSIBLE

[Sensible Shoes]

All the above is now true. I am Hambone, LM is me. that effectively means that LM is Hambone.

Better prepare a chart - it's gonna look like the pedigree of the European royal families.

[VanHalener]

Well phuck it then I am going to be Eddie Van Halen, and there is only one thing Eddie Van Halen has to say....

Fuck all you motherfuckers. 5150 is loaded with tunes but Fuck You, you ain't hearing shit because I am Eddie Van Halen.
Fuck all you motherfuckers.

[VanHalener]

Double post

[Dr. Love]

you homewrecker!

[Jagermeister]

What a great thread.

I am a racist ass hole.

[chefcraig]

I am a racist ass hole.

I thought you just played one on tv, like the guy acting as Marcus Welby used to say in those aspirin commercials from our youth?

[Jagermeister]

I thought you just played one on tv, like the guy acting as Marcus Welby used to say in those aspirin commercials from our youth?

lol!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

marcus welby is racist?

[Diamondjimi]

Marcus Welby is dead...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Marcus Welby is dead...

lo siento

[Sensible Shoes]

Marcus Welby is Dr. Love.

[Jagermeister]

marcus welby is racist?

Actually maybe. I don't know that a black person was ever on that show.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ah, doesn't matter, so shoes is ace and hamboniing, max is thome, i'm tired.

[Anonymous]

Wait, if Shoe's not Asshole Liemond, then who is????

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

allegedly some fool in so cal.

[green bottle]

I am not Jagermeister.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hambone just wants me to be him so he can feel his own tits.

[Sensible Shoes]

Guess this all gives new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself"

[Dan]

Now That is Fucking Rude.

[hambon4lif]

Hambone just wants me to be him so he can feel his own tits.

If I was you I'd call in sick so I could stay home and play with myself all day!

....I can't help but wonder how bombarded this place would get with traffic if anyone here knew that Shoes is really Pat Benatar!
The board would pop big-time!

I'm not one to gossip...so you didn't hear that from me...

[Sensible Shoes]

I may be Pat Benetar but I am most definitely NOT Miss Chrissi!!!!!

[hambon4lif]

I may be Pat Benetar but I am most definitely NOT Miss Chrissi!!!!!

It's a safe bet that you smell alot better than her, too.

I don't wanna burn on the poor gal...but personal hygiene was NOT very high on her list of priorities....

[Sensible Shoes]

Based on that, I am also not Courtney Love.

[hambon4lif]

That's not a high hurdle to clear.....any female who's purchased a box of Summers Eve and a razor, even once in their life, is automatically in a higher class than Courtney Love....

[hambon4lif]

I am Thome..hear me roar..with octane too much to ignore.

I guess it's time to 'fess up.....I am Thome and Blaze!

It really depends on my mood...or whichever's closer...the turpentine....or the gas can!

[Blaze]

Hey hambone, you don't just get to to be me. Being Nord is a privilage. Besides I am Sesh, Ford, and Ima. Blaze is just a figment of imagination to the figure head Oo.

[Dr. Love]

Marcus Welby is Dr. Love.

While the rest of you turkeys are busy pretending to be other people, there are people out there pretending to be me!

[hambon4lif]

While the rest of you turkeys are busy pretending to be other people, there are people out there pretending to be me!

I find that to be truly bizarre, especially given your multi-flawed political views.
Anyone even pretending to be you would absolutely have to be on some sort of suicide mission, or a deliberate attempt at a "I don't know fuckin' shit about anything" kind of a stance.
Anyone pretending to be Dr. Love is clearly someone who wants to be underestimated....it's like in chess when someone wants to play the pawn.

[Hardrock69]

I am not Ace Diamond

See? I told you so!

Hambone just wants me to be him so he can feel his own tits.

[hambon4lif]

Hey hambone, you don't just get to to be me. Besides I am Sesh, Ford, and Ima,

I almost hate to dismantle your claim, but there is no way you can be both FORD and Sesh......FORD bows his head and kneels at the altar of Barack Obama, and Sesh believes in absolutely nothing! In fact, we intend on using Seshmeisters skin to print the next testament of the bible.

FORD is firm in his belief that Obama is the 2nd coming of Christ.
Sesh believes that anyone who believes in Christ is a stupid misguided cocksucker.

Major difference, and no one person could pull that off without slipping into complete un-returnable schizophrenia!

[Dr. Love]

I find that to be truly bizarre, especially given your multi-flawed political views.
Anyone even pretending to be you would absolutely have to be on some sort of suicide mission, or a deliberate attempt at a "I don't know fuckin' shit about anything" kind of a stance.
Anyone pretending to be Dr. Love is clearly someone who wants to be underestimated....it's like in chess when someone wants to play the pawn.

And yet, I totally understand why you would be desperate to be anyone other than yourself at all.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Major difference, and no one person could pull that off without slipping into complete un-returnable schizophrenia!

you.....uh, you ........are....... uh,...you are talkin' to.....ummm....blaze.

[Susie Q]

I have said for YEARS, that I am pojo...

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

who is ace diamond? never herd of him.

[Sensible Shoes]

OK lefty that means YOU are Ace Diamond!