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    Howdy

    Just joined a bit a go, been browsing, digging the vibe here so far, so I am saying, "Hi."

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi sparklefarts! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    haha thanks.

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    Is it Gar?

    Oh dear.

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    Wouldn't surprise me. Too many people have his ass on ignore. He needs a new aliASS to get attention.
    Eat Us And Smile

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    Hi, I'm new here too!

    WELCOME

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Is it Gar?
    BINGO!

    Nails it!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Just the name sparklefarts brings up disturbing images. I mean, what's sparkling? Glitter? Tiny microbes of shit? It's kind of digusting either way.

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    It's the immediate backfire after Elton John bends him over the library counter and fucks him in the ass.....

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    Please let the mods deal with who is or isn't GAR so that every thread doesn't get sidetracked.
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    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    He's clean...
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    Thanks forthe dream.- DLR
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    He's clean...
    and sparkly
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    He's clean...
    He must have wiped, then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge's Little Helper View Post
    Hi sparklefarts! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
    There ya go farts. Your first siggy...

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