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    (fart)Ask a Fenway vendor...

    So yeah, i'm currently in my 8th year as a food vendor at Fenway Park. Any questions you faggots?

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    The other day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's PA Rental View Post
    So yeah, i'm currently in my 8th year as a food vendor at Fenway Park. Any questions you faggots?
    Can non-faggots ask questions?
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    No. Faggot.

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    Guess I'll never phuckin' know. FAK

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    And by "Faggot", I mean that in purely the Louis CK definition...

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    Who's that faggot, and is he the one that killed the bird at home plate?

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    Great vidLOL

    I have two questions for you:

    Who's that faggot that hit a ball that killed a bird and had the ball drop at home plate?

    Why was everyone being a faggot while it was pouring rain like that? I mean, come on, where are the cup boats, hot dog holder canoes, and the french fry holder rafts?

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    First of all, it was Randy Johnson that drilled a seagull with a fastball and had it explode.

    Lastly, this sentence "Why was everyone being a faggot while it was pouring rain like that? I mean, come on, where are the cup boats, hot dog holder canoes, and the french fry holder rafts?" made me laugh my balls off for some reason.

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    Well played.

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    fellow ballpark workers represent!

    I prefer to be anouymous about the team I work for though..
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    I wonder If I ever got a beer off you faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's PA Rental View Post
    So yeah, i'm currently in my 8th year as a food vendor at Fenway Park. Any questions you faggots?
    Have you ever met Sam Malone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    I wonder If I ever got a beer off you faggot
    I was thinking the same thing....except the faggot part....or, as far as I know. :p

    Max and I were at a game last year, bought lotsa beeyas.

    We got hammid at Who's on First before the game.

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    Yeh two gwot "hammid"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Yeh two gwot "hammid"?
    yea we wuh drinkin tha had licka ova theeya

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    http://www.boston.com/sports/basebal...sredirect=true

    I don't have the seniority to sell bee-ah. This year I mostly sold pizza and popcorn...

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    The Red Sox let Aramark employees take batting practice at Fenway Park today...

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