Wow, a child's raincoat is just soooo slimming, ya know? Last time I saw a yellow ass that big was in a Sir Mix A Lot video. Add bonus points for having a guitar solo go wrong because of a Star Wars mask wardrobe malfunction. And people are still paying money to see this scam?
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
At about 1:20 you can see the guys he has now onstage to mop up the shit as it's produced.
I have no interest in the AxHole Rose Circus, obviously, but the inevitable reunion is going to happen. I think Guns N Roses are about the only band left who haven't attempted a reunion. Hell, even Pink Floyd managed 20 minutes, and they hated each other more than AxHole hates Slash. Not to mention there have been a few semi-Floyd appearances since then, but they'll probably never attempt a full fledged tour after Rick Wright's death.
Did Vomit Retriever ever find another singer, or did they officially pull the plug on that mess? They can't keep a singer....AxHole can't keep a band... the solution seems obvious enough. The only REAL question left, is whether or not Steve Adler would ever be capable of playing drums in a real band again.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
If I was Slash I wouldn't do it, no way.
He's got more money than he'll ever need why would he want to work with that fuckwit again especially now that he has lost his voice?
Yeah, don't think I'd be in a hurry to reunite with my former singer that refers to me as "a cancer" if I were him either....Originally Posted by Seshmeister
Waiting for 2 hours before going on each night because the twat decides just before showtime he wants a roast dinner meaning you end up getting booed on by angry crowds?
Axl's voice is shit. I think if VR could get a good singer, that would be a good band. I wish they could steal Myles Kennedy away permanently from Alter Bridge.
This space for rent.
"You know where you are?!"
Definitely not at a Guns N' Roses concert.
I'm glad I saw those dudes way way back in 1990/91 or so. Whenever it was the had that first really huge arena headlining tour. Also saw them with Metallica at Qualcomm Stadium but that show was fail. The arena show was quite decent even though they were to come on about 9:15 and didn't hit the stage until almost midnight. A lot of younger kids had to leave. Sad to treat your fans that way. But the show itself when it finally happened was good.
No fucking chance in hell I would even see a FREE GnR show....reunion or fake. I hate Axl that much. If I ever run into him at the airport or something Ima pop him one in the mouth and scream ROTH ARMY RULES! as I do it.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Heres a better idea: Simply yell the words Best Buy.If I ever run into him at the airport or something Ima pop him one in the mouth and scream ROTH ARMY RULES! as I do it.
Last edited by chefcraig; 10-06-2011 at 07:14 PM.
Those Brazilian people are complete suckers. They would buy tickets to watch this arsehole sleep onstage...
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
worst cover band ever
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Axl looks like a fat bananadancing around in that yellow raincoat and sounds like a dying crow when he attempts to sing. He's so fat and out of shape that he is too out of breath from all his dancing around to deliver his vocal lines. It's quite comical, actually.
I get that Axl can't sing any more but I don't understand why he can't find people to play the stuff properly.
That fucking tool with the Star Wars mask seems to think he's in Spinal Tap.
he's a tandem axl nowAxl looks like a fat banana
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
He gives a bit better of a performance on Estranged...
BTW, when did Fidel Castro join GNR?
Last edited by Little Texan; 10-07-2011 at 12:40 AM.
Fidel was smuggled in Rio wearing a Stormtrooper costume.He gives a bit better of a performance on Estranged...
BTW, when did Fidel Castro join GNR?
Axl was thirsty in the middle of the song, in the middle of a rain storm. Should stuck out his tongue instead of sipping the Evian.
Axl looks out of breath from the mere act of standing up...
Dimebag is gone and this arsehole is still on stages. The universe is cruel place....
I always try and tell myself that - at one point, a long time ago - Axl was COOL. He was also a fucking excellent song-writer.
I don't think we'll see another VR album. Slash can make more money - and have an easier life - on his own.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
I preferred the Slash solo album to VR.
That's Ron Thal (Bumblefoot?) with the Stormtrooper mask, right? WTF was up with that? The instant he had an issue with it he should have tossed it to the side of the stage, not fight with the fucking thing the whole song!
DJ Ashba's actually a good player, and a pretty cool guy...was glad to hear he got this gig originally. But one question: WTF do they now need 3 guitarists for???
It is the most stupid thing I have ever seen. Either he is the most fucking idiotic twat in the world or Axl said he had to wear it and he's a pretty idiotic twat.
Axl Rose is slowly morphing into Elton John!
This is silly and I am tired of hearing this.
What does some sorts that have a bad boss, but too much job at stake do? They sabotage. Throw in a bit of guilt and there you got it.
There really are better ways of dissent Axy is like the super at the parks department. Seen lots of corruption, don't want to really be corruption, but don't want to step forward either. Classic formula.
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
When are you gonna come down
When are you going to land
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing the blues
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Anal Who?
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Hmmm.....Maybe Axhole docks his pay nightly if he takes off the mask...?
I saw them live about 5 years ago. Sitting through three turgid guitar solos was an effort.
Axl still has a spark to him, I'll give him that. The bnd was also note perfect - but there's no menace, no groove. You'd never think that this was once 'The most dangerous band in the world'
The 3 guitarists is a question id like to ask Steve Harris of Maiden!.
I was really disappointed when Marcus Welby, M.D wasn't really a doctor.
As an MGM contract player, Young was resigned to the fate of most of his colleagues—to accept any film assigned to him or risk being placed on suspension—and many actors on suspension were prohibited from earning a salary from any endeavor at all (even those unrelated to the film industry). Despite his trademark portrayal of happy, well-adjusted characters, Young's bitterness towards Hollywood casting practices never diminished, and he suffered from depression and alcoholism, culminating in a suicide attempt in the early 1990s. Later he spoke candidly
Cough...sympathy fuck...cough...
He looks like Rufus Hound.
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
I'll still take the Neurotic Outsiders album over anything else that any members of GNR have done, after the real band broke up....
He sounds even worse on this one.
It's funny how he sounds ok on some of the songs and sounds like absolute shit on others.
Axl is really hard up for guitarists when he resorts to smuggling Fidel Castro out of Cuba in a Stormtrooper mask to play in his band. So, now we finally know what Fidel has been up to the last few years...touring with the Axhole Rose Solo Band.
Wow.. 'Welcome to the Jungle' was rough... I think the video suffered from a shitty mix, but axhole is done..
Christ....now I am really disgusted.....this raincoat-clad mouth-breather is bringing his lame half-wit GNR cover band to Gnashville. Picked up the Gnashville Scene (the equivalent of LA Weekly) today and found a full page ad...asshole boy and his cast of hired-hands are gonna be here at Bridgestone Arena on December 4.
I have missed almost every major show that has come here this year that I normally would have gone to see due to severe financial difficulties.....you could not PAY me to go see that fucking shithead fuckass cocksucker.
Axl Rose Halts Guns N’ Roses Concert In Wake of Unidentified Flying Objects Attack
By: Joe Robinson UCR
Guns N’ Roses‘ concert Sunday (Oct. 23) in Monterrey, Mexico, was stopped during the first song after crowd members began throwing unidentified flying objects onstage at the band. Singer Axl Rose halted the gig just one minute into their performance of ‘Chinese Democracy’ after the items were tossed onstage and Rose announced that they would leave if fans continued to “throw s—” at the band.
“Is that what you wanna do?” Axl asked the audience. “‘Cause we will go home. Is that what you wanna do — throw s—? We would like to have fun. You wanna have a good time?” He then turned to his bandmates and said, “Alright, let’s just skip that song,” before they launched into ‘Welcome To the Jungle.’
We hate to say it — there’s never a good reason to throw stuff at bands onstage! — but the crowd did have a good reason to be irate. According to the the site SDPNoticias.com, the city of Monterrey, Mexico, fined the concert’s organizers $870 after Axl and his mates showed up onstage more than three hours late. Organizers blamed “technical issues” for the delay, although Rose is notorious for starting concerts extremely late.
The video posted below shows Rose stop the gig, kick something off the stage and begin talking to the crowd, although whatever is being tossed cannot clearly be seen. Rose hands the microphone over to an interpreter who translates his comments into Spanish for the crowd, which reacts with a mixture of cheers, boos — and a few choice profanities that can be heard from fans sitting close enough to the camera that captured the incident.
The concert reportedly continued without further incident.
On Friday (Oct. 28), Guns N’ Roses will bring their traveling circus home to America as they kick off a nationwide fall 2011 tour in Orlando, Fla.
Last edited by chefcraig; 10-27-2011 at 03:27 PM.
This isn't Guns N Roses, it's Cunts N Posers. Who would plunk down serious cash go see what is basically an Axl Rose solo band? Axl's hired guns don't even do a good job of covering the old songs, and Axl can't sing for shit anymore. Seriously, who pays to see this shit?
Last edited by Little Texan; 10-27-2011 at 04:15 PM.
I know. WTF? First, he & his band are just awful. But even if for some odd reason it sounded good to your ear, why in the world would you pay money and spend an entire day getting your stuff together, locking up the house, fighting traffic, finding a parking space, hiking from the lot to the seats, stand in long lines for beers & souvenirs, etc.....just so this punk ass Axl can yawn & 5 mins before curtain time demand a kobe beef prime rib cooked medium rare with an ice cold Hefeweizen before he will go onstage?
Hey honey, I got us tickets Saturday night to hang out in the sports arena with a bunch of sweaty stink people, drink $8 watery beers, and listen to the local rock station over the PA system. Fun fun fun.
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