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    the wit and wisdom of DLR

    Lyrics that Shoes lives by:

    "I said 'How the hell'd you get in those tight blue jeans? ' she said 'For starters you can buy me a drink' "

    "S'cuse me, I'm, I'm, I'm new in town. D'ya think I could get directions to.....your place?"

    "He don't understand what a man should know; by the time I could teach him he'd be far too old...."

    Oh dear.

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    Yesssss... my baby ran off with my best friend.

    But when I heard, I took it easy, 'cuz I knew I'd see those girls again.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break.....

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    My train, your station. Full speed, across the nation, got a steel-wheeled radial prophylactic for you - an' I ain't afraid to use it, now!

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Leave your name and number in the dumpster when you're through

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    "Can't crow before I'm outta the woods / but there's exceptions to the rule"

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    "I get up, and nothing gets me down"

    "Don't you know she's coming home with me? You'll lose her in the turn. I'll get her..."
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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