There is no such band as VAN HAGAR

[DavidLeeWrath]

And you will bow to them.

This band will burn down your house, kick your dog, finger your ugly girlfriends, fuck your moms, and kick your ever-lovin ass down the block.

So......where are Dave's tour dates? Or is he too busy boozin' like a loser at someone's fukkin BBQ?

VAN HALEN REUNION TOUR 2004!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
And you will bow to them.

This band will burn down your house, kick your dog, finger your ugly girlfriends, fuck your moms, and kick your ever-lovin ass down the block.

So......where are Dave's tour dates? Or is he too busy boozin' like a loser at someone's fukkin BBQ?

VAN HALEN REUNION TOUR 2004!!!

there is no such band as van halen without david lee roth.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

and dont tell me what to do D-O-L-E-M-I-T-E

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

look at eddie.... ridiculous... who would pay for a guy that is a bum and cant play

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

van hagar dancing to ''its about over'' thier new song!

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
look at eddie.... ridiculous... who would pay for a guy that is a bum and cant play

<raises hand>

I'll be there to see the greatest guitarist alive do his thing on the same stage as rock's best living singer.

[guwapo_rocker]

I bow to nobody, and right now Van Halen does not exist.
Are you the head fluffer on the Van Hagar tour? Do you
get Sammy hard before the show so he looks hot in
his Capri pants for all of his fag admirers in the crowd?

[fanofdave]

THE BAND'S NAME IS VAN HAGGIS BECAUSE IT LOOKS
AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
van hagar dancing to ''its about over'' thier new song!

Must admit.....that's a damn funny .GIF

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Must admit.....sammy's face is damn funny

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I bow to The Sam, and right now Van Halen is touring in 2004.
Are you the head of the Holy Church of The Sam? Do you
spread his lyrical genius and wisdom to all of His bodacious female admirers in the crowd?

yes, I do, my son.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

pleez child, respect dave!

[guwapo_rocker]

Don't fucking misquote me dickhead that IS NOT cool!
Watch your fucking step!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

evil eye!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

sammy dancin to its about over in a spidey suit

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I am a giant tool.

Yes, I know. There is hope though. Buy Sammy's entire catalog and repent.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
sammy dancin to its about over in a spidey suit

Sam is looking pretty fit! And yes, he would make a fine rock and roll superhero.

Meanwhile Dave is looking like a villain from the old Batman series.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

resembles sammy: both are rotund and love sparkles

[guwapo_rocker]

DavidLeeWrath And I will bow to Sam. and
suck hid dick on request..

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

LOL... guwapo u are awesome... i got ur back... not literally!

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
LOL... guwapo u are awesome... i got ur back... literally!

I figured as much about the Roth fans.

[guwapo_rocker]

MERRYKISSMASS2U LOL... guwapo u are awesome... i got ur back... not literally!

Thanks Dude!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

when one of my roth brother's says something great, i back them up. we here at the roth army are tighter as a pack than the Hagar pansies

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

*hagar's Power Pansies

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
I buttered my balls and butt-cheeks. Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks. stick your manhood between my cheecks.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

*cheeks lol

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
when one of my roth brother's says something great, i hump them up the butt. we here at the roth army are tight pansies

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

u could have edited my quote a little better than that!

[DavidLeeWrath]

CHECKS, Pete?

<ROFL>

Odd imagery.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
u could have edited my quote a little better than that!

Hey...i thought it was pretty good for the pace we're keeping up here.

[guwapo_rocker]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath I buttered my balls and butt-cheeks. Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks. stick your manhood between my checks.

That's a vote for Pete!!!

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Bwahahahahahahahaha

That's a vote for Pete!!!

LOL!!

"Checks".

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

I DIDNT...

[fanofdave]

VAN HAGGIS

IT's VAN HAGGIS

GOT IT?

VAN HAGGIS

[Roth-Halen]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Hey...i thought it was pretty good for the pace we're keeping up here.

Go away obnoxious bacterium!
You are a huge turd!
You dont deserve a kick in the ass
Sick fagot!

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
CHECKS, Pete?

<ROFL>

Odd imagery.

That's yer quote Todd.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by fanofdave
VAN HALEN

IT's VAN HALEN

GOT IT?

VAN HALEN!!!!!

Indeed.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Roth-Halen
Go away obnoxious bacterium!
You are a huge turd!
You dont deserve a kick in the ass
Sick fagot!

what he said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by Roth-Halen
Rock on Brother!
You are a the man!
You kick ass!

Thank you sir.....thank you.

[Roth-Halen]

you are a ^%^%% Copographo!