Is it just my connection or is the site really painfully slow today? I'm having flashbacks of 2-3 years back when we were on that 286 powered server!
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Is it just my connection or is the site really painfully slow today? I'm having flashbacks of 2-3 years back when we were on that 286 powered server!
it is not your connection you crazy motherfuckin' Texan. the site today is as slow as a steamship from the 1900's.
This just in from the Roth Army's southwest office in Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona...
The server is being upgraded from 500 jury-rigged TI-99's, to Uncle Jerry's old hard drive. While the process is a bit slow, I'm relatively sure that in the end, the site will be as fast as a constipated Mama Cass...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Originally Posted by POJO_Risin
Is that anywhere near Fuckoff, U.S.A.?
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
(Dupe Post... Yup, the Army's slow today....)
And hey Pojo.... (Location: Hiding in the closet with your sisters lipstick on my junk)
Classic!!!!
(Seriously, I laffed the fuck out loud!)
Last edited by Diamondjimi; 10-13-2010 at 12:41 AM.
Yeah...Is that anywhere near Fuckoff, U.S.A.?
my house is right on the county line....
Site is paaaainfully slow. Hangin in here though...
What is the deal? This is like 3 years ago! At least upgrade the server to a Pentium 1 powered processor!
We've already lost a slew of members from when this site was at it's peak several years ago, and this site slowdown might run off the little bit of a skeleton crew we still have posting here. Please fix this problem!
that and all the racist obama haters, and the retarded troll, and .....
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Looks like another DOS Attack on yahoo actually which is slowing down many parts of the web. Here is a way to access Yahoo and its email if needed.
http://us.m.yahoo.com/?_cache=128709...tl=us&.lang=en
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
There's a couple of vbulletin fantasy football sites I help out with that are having the same issues we are, and for about the same amount of time. Not sure if either are related...
Seems a lot faster this AM...
Not by much though....
All We Need Is Love.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
I think the overclocks' slow..
No one cares what you think, Shitheel!
And his posts are 'Tardy...No one cares what you think, Shitheel!
Wow, mention things that are slow and looks who comes in barging?
NO Jay, we did not call for your help here.
Look who was already here being a slowboat... STFU.
So - you're gonna fix the site?
I'll be back in a week, when this shit's fixed. Lagtime ain't working for me...
Performance is real bad today... helps to keep a session of solitare handy to fill the time between loading threads.
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Library cuntputers are slow.Fact. You should probably forget about this site...
A show of hands please for all those in favor of NOT repairing the site, if it leads to this.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
It might take more than a week. It'll probably take a couple decades just to figure out the problem.
So don't hassle yourself checking back, just go away & we'll be sure to warn you when it's fixed.
Cheers! :bottle:
Fuck it's so slow it took me a week to realize I got banned.
wahhFUKKKK~!!
Slowern' SHIT wtf?!?!?
Fuck Off If You Dont Like It.
That's All.
Still slow as fuck. Any updates?
Bueller?
Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request. Please contact the server administrator and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
Apache/1.3.33 Server at www.rotharmy.com Port 80
Watching some network traffic on my router... the problem must be at the hosting service. Clicking a thread/forum the call goes out immediately, then there's a 10-25 second delay until the response comes back from the hosting service. Watching trace-route response times... the delay is in the final hop.
Maybe one of the Webbies can contact the hosting service and see if they can tweek the load balancing in their server farm. The way it's behaving it doesn't act like there's some sort of indexing issues with the database. The packet bursts are clean and quick. Just seems to be throughput at the source...
i noticed, umm...., the uh, umm.... same thing.
fuckin' dupes, is this tied in with the slow speeds as well?
Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 10-22-2010 at 12:41 PM. Reason: fried rice
Annnnd, we're back!
It's definitely a server issue...and this latest mishap is most definitely a bandwidth issue. I have seen all the logs via Sarge, and there are a few different issues that we are contending with right now.
The 'new site' is one of them, and we may have to take a couple of steps backwards with regards to the site, before we can move forward.
As far as the bandwidth, well, it doesn't take rocket science to figure out that uploading shit to the site...big ass pics, vids and sigs aren't helping, but there are some other underlying issues that my also be related to the new site...
Still working through it.
As soon as Sarge knows anything...I'll let you all know...
It does seem a bit quicker...
She Screamed.
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