Step By Step Guide To Cope With A Break-up
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Go out and fuck her best friend.. Always seemed to cheer me up....lolIf I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.Comment
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I have found that going out and finding some chick that'll give you the occasional pity fuck is pretty good therapy, too. Hell, when my first wife and I split, we were sleeping in separate bedrooms at first, but I was going out and getting my noodle wet anyway. Made the entire process of packing my shit and walking out a quite pleasurable experience. In fact, I think the hosebag spent the first night with me in my new crib.Comment
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Dear God, Please have mercy on all these hetherns who take their marriage vows so unseriously.
These hetherns who post their best jack off pictures then wonder why they can't satisfy their wives. And sleep with their wive's best friends.Comment
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I would think a younger sister or brother would be better than older sister or brother.
Best friend depends on how long they have been best friends. If for a long time, then it has probably happened lots before and is not as effective.
A complete stranger (to your ex-not you) is the way to go. Drives 'em completely nuts. They have no idea how good or bad of a person this is and it makes 'em insane not being able to pic at the weak spots. If it is someone they know like a best friend or relative, then they know all the bad stuff and dwell on it.
The better looking the stranger, the better, but a so-so looking new lover who absolutely adores you and worships the ground you walk on is better than one who is drop dead gorgeous, but who will drop you like that... also, if you pick one that is not to drop dead gorgeous, but kind of homely,it fucks with the ex's self esteem somewhat as they are wondering how you could be happy with "that" after you have been with "them". But in extreme cases of conceit this will not work. You will have to be the judge.
But what the hell do I know? I can't even get an ex.Comment
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