Alex looks like a fucking genie.
oh eddie! you are rotten! that fart stinks!
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Dave: "Congratulations on forgetting the fucking chords, retard."Originally Posted by ELVIS
Ed: "You better be wearing a cup, motherfucker."
Cheers! :bottle:
dave: "you had gery fuckin' cherone singin' our songs?"
ed: "right?! somebody told me about that"
I was thinking Mr. Spock.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Dave: Don't call us, we'll call you.
"You ex wife is right; You are irritating!"
Dave: Sammy is so fat.
Ed: How fat is he?
Dave: I ran a background check on him and got lost.
RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME
Dave: "Laugh now motherfucker, but I got a case of Jack backstage and I've been off my meds for 3 days!"
Ed: "Mmm, I smell 80s pussy!"
Dave: "I just burped, man!"
When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.
Dave: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Ed: No, but i have seen Deero naked.
Ed: i cant look at you right now , look at all theses people cheering for me .. plus you make me sick .
Dave : no prob can ya move a lil to the right im gettin wood lookin at myself on the big screen .
Tony is such a bird.
Yea, bro, Tony is quite the bird.
So fried, baked, or boiled.
Boiled, bro... we'll add noodles and make a bowl of it.
Cool.
Cool.
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
you have better? You skirt wearing
male!
i think they are called "kilts" on a male
How Rude!
Dave: " A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "Hey, why the long face?"
Ed: "I don't get it..."
$150 bucks a head - can you fukkin believe this?
dave;
'dreams' popped up on my ipod today. here's another turd, turd.
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in the very next frame, that becomes known as 'the brown and white' guitar. mucho brown sound.
Dave: "After all the years of BULLSHIT, I'd like to to rip your arm clean off, you lying little turd!"
Edwood: "Sure, but who'd sign your paycheck?"
... which then begs the question what are the suspenders, fishnet stockings and high heels called? :GRIN:i think they are called "kilts" on a male
B.T.W... What's a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
... On a good day, lipstick!
Dave: "Wow Ed, how you keep those teeth so white with all the BULLSHIT comes out your mouth?"
Dave: "Holy shit Ed, the reflection off your teeth lights up the entire audience!"
Dave: "Hey Ed, listen to the sound of all the audience applause and cheers!"
Edwood: "... Ninety,
... Ninety-One,
... Ninety-Two,
... Ninety-Three
... Million Dollars!!!
... Sorry Dave, did you say something?"
Quit bitching about your hip or i'll fuck your girlfriend pal !!!
Dave: What the fuck was that?
Ed: Ha ha ha....you like that? It's my new Frankenstrat novelty joy buzzer! I have a copyright, and I'll sue any bitches that try to copy it.
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
Huh? Fuck his girlfriend?
That'd really be quite difficult since in the pic Ed's girlfriend is clearly preoccupied firmly gripping the guitar neck around the 6th or 7th fret!!!
"Ed - pull my finger - OOPS ha ha now I sound like that guitar."
What did I win?
When it comes to your kid being in the band, and I don't mind saying this, it's like a porkchop at a Jewish wedding!!!!
I think you're turning Japanese, I think you're turning Japanese, I really think so
( DAVE) Hey ED .... Can you believe Bret Michael's is HARD DICKING Miley's Cyrus's mom !!!!!!!!!
Dave - what was that comment some months ago about me getting fisted by somebody wearing big rings?
Ed - I don't know what you're talking about
Dave - stand still you're about to find out......
Oh dear.
In all seriousness, the best caption for this is:
Dave: This is fucking awesome! Thanks Ed. Honestly, I was floundering without you.
Ed: No...thank YOU, Dave. I was a meth-head waste of space doing soundtracks for b-movie porn without YOU. I was literally moments from death until we got back together.
Both of these guys realize that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts, and that they had no viable future without each other. A little fucking humility did them both A LOT of good.
Dave + Ed = Van Halen. Period.
Now bring back Mike.
God I hate when people make so much fucking sense.
"Like it or not motherfucker, you'll still need me in 2011"
dave: your wife was great last night....
ed: really? i had no idea.
"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond
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