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    These new songs officially make the "Spammy Era" GAYER than the "Gary Era" !!!

    DUDE! What a bunch of BULLSHIT.

    GARY WROTE BETTER LYRICS! And that ain't saying much. Bananas?

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    Come to think about it, Gary actually did write better lyrics. Wow. The only thing that saves Sammy is that he doesn't finger himself on stage.

    Wow, let's give Sammy an award akin to Homer Simpson's "Not Insane" certificate...the "I'm better than Gary because I don't finger myself on stage" award. Because that's about the ONLY respect in which Hagar is better than Gary.

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    If Spammy tried Gary Cherone's gay 'spinning' dancing on stage, the whole thing would fucking collapse under the earthquake like tremors of his gut crashing around. How cool would that be? All the tools would be sat there thinking it is a part of the show.

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    LOL

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    Balance, VHIII and now this ??

    Throughout that whole time span the only decent tunes Van Halen produced were with Dave at the helm. FOR CHRISTSAKES WHEN WILL THEY FIGURE THIS OUT !!!

    Dave is one switched on mofo, he knows the boat aint floating the way it should be. My hats off to you again Oh Diamond One !!
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    This is bad.

    IT'S ABOUT TIME is absolutely the worst song in the Van Halen (Hagar) catalogue. It sucks through and through.

    UP FOR BREAKFAST is the bastard child of IT'S ABOUT TIME and while the first song is compared to a two-toed sloth farting...this is just a mild burp.

    LEARNING TO SEE is the best of the three. Which doesn't say much because usually pop-balladesque songs are more popular mainstream and you can hear much better "passionate" songs like this with REO Speedwagon or Air Supply.

    Again, Spammy mentions religion in two of these songs. I am an atheist, but Spammy has to spit at Jesus or the Bible so much it makes ME sick. There is a thing called OVER DOING something. Just because you don't believe in it, doesn't give you the right to insult it ALL THE TIME. Sounds like you are jealous and you really want to be religious, Spammy!

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    Every time Spam mentions Jesus, it's a trainwreck.

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    Van Halen got Up For Breakfast, then they went Out To Lunch,
    and finally they were Done Like Dinner!!

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    never thought id say it but yes Gary stuff was better than this shit.
    "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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    Originally posted by bru87tr
    never thought id say it but yes Gary stuff was better than this shit.
    Lying sack of shit.

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    I concur with bru87tr,

    I'd rather get the copy of III out of my collection of coasters and give it a whirl than listen to those three tracks again.

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    Originally posted by DaveIsKing
    This is bad.

    IT'S ABOUT TIME is absolutely the worst song in the Van Halen (Hagar) catalogue. It sucks through and through.

    UP FOR BREAKFAST is the bastard child of IT'S ABOUT TIME and while the first song is compared to a two-toed sloth farting...this is just a mild burp.

    LEARNING TO SEE is the best of the three. Which doesn't say much because usually pop-balladesque songs are more popular mainstream and you can hear much better "passionate" songs like this with REO Speedwagon or Air Supply.

    Again, Spammy mentions religion in two of these songs. I am an atheist, but Spammy has to spit at Jesus or the Bible so much it makes ME sick. There is a thing called OVER DOING something. Just because you don't believe in it, doesn't give you the right to insult it ALL THE TIME. Sounds like you are jealous and you really want to be religious, Spammy!
    maybe its because sammy knows jesus prefers diamond dave the chosen one.

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    Originally posted by L.S.D.
    Lying sack of shit.
    No you were thinking of yourself, when you ripped off people at vhtrading.com.

    http://www.vhtrading.com/ubb/ultimat...c;f=6;t=000064

    Why don't you explain this, asshole.

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