Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
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At first glance, I thought Sammy Hagar had a full blown case of AIDS!
ha ha. could it be that the great guitarist is a bit of a dictator ...Originally Posted by Diamondjimi
Hey, this is really great. But what did you do with the lawnmower, washer and dryer, and most importantly, my Lamborghini?Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.― Stephen Hawking
This is how we play: I'll be Moe and you can be Larry. All you have to do is just punch down on my fist here, it's that simple...ya got it, porcupine?Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
are you wearin a cup?
aaahh, yeah of course boss, it was in the contract. why?
oooof!
Last edited by ashstralia; 10-19-2010 at 07:43 AM. Reason: ooof!
Too dark?
I've got Micky Anthony's bollocks here, quick get me a jar of pickled onion juiceEd and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
"Why, are we out of herring?"
That's a gay ass sweater Matt. If I drop my guitar pick, I'm not bending over because you would fuck me up the ass without the courtesy of a reach around and steal my wallet and car keys in the process.Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
Hey Kato. Get the fuck out of here and go to the house and clean the pool and sweep the patio.Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
Wolfie ate it all.
Ed: ... and then I grabbed Sammy's dick & jerked him off like never before...Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
Matt thinks to himself: "I wonder if that guitar needs tuning..."
Cheers! :bottle:
ED: Matt. Your hair looks like Sammy Hagar's pubes.Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
I was there.. he was asking "if there's nothing else they want me to do here tonight, let's get the fuck outta here because.."Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
He doesn't give a SHIT about:
NAMM
The industry
Helping the industry
Helping FMIC - when FMIC exists to payback Ed for keeping the Strat shape alive during a time everyone wanted Les Pauls
Fans
Meeting-greeting those stupid enough to order these non-selling designs for their locations..
Anybody other than himself
"Frizza mazz amummble zazuublle mazza mother fucker...."Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
"Wha...?"
"Frizza mazz amummble zazuublle mazza mother fucker...."Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
"Wha...?"
Edwood: "... but this goes up to eleven!"
Gimp: "Pardon!"
Gimp: "What'cha doin' Ed???"
Edwood: "Having a dry wank because I have NO PENIS!"
You have a gift for the obvious...
Edwood: "Why, I oughta... "
Did I just hear you whisper "too overpriced"?????
I'm not trying to build a baseball diamond in a cornfield here or anything but where the hell is everybody ???
"Get me another bottle of smoking loon right fucking now, before i beat your fucking ass!!"Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)
"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond
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