Alex scores a redhead backstage.

[Nitro Express]

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Al picks his women and the looks of the brunet hoping she would be the one is priceless.

[Seshmeister]

This is a actually a reenactment made after the event with Keanu Reeves playing the part of Alex.

It shows the period in the early 1980s when Alex would only screw Amish girls in an unsucessful attempt to get a free barn built in his backyard.

[Nitro Express]

This is a actually a reenactment made after the event with Keanu Reeves playing the part of Alex.

It shows the period in the early 1980s when Alex would only screw Amish girls in an unsucessful attempt to get a free barn built in his backyard.

I thought she looked more like a Mormon girl who had four mothers than Amish. He's talking to the brunette and then "Oh Shit!" Grabs the molly Mormon and tells Val Ed's looking for her on the way the with his new prize.

[WildTurkey]

I think I got a blow job from this girl in the mop closet at Sign of the Beefcarver back in the day. I'd brought grandma to the buffet on a day out from the nursing home, and looked up to see this bitch slopping meatloaf on my plate. The progression seemed natural.

[Seshmeister]

In your profile you have your age as 31 at the moment.

That would mean that back in the day when you were in the mop closet she must have climbed into your pram...

[sadaist]

The thing I take from this video clip is how fucking cool Alex thinks he is. Yeah, I know at the time he was on top of the world, huge rock star & all. But he totally ignored the guy he was talking to and was walking through the crowd like Moses parting the motherfucking Red Sea. Always my least favorite member of the band. Not his playing skills mind you....just that I think the guy himself is a piece of shit.

Funny thing though. He gets all the women left in the room after Dave takes first choosies.


DAVE RULES!!!!

[WildTurkey]

In your profile you have your age as 31 at the moment.

That would mean that back in the day when you were in the mop closet she must have climbed into your pram...

You should have seen how the nurse handled herself when she saw me emerge from my mom's vag. Couldn't even wait 'til I got IN the pram. Always been a bit of a natural, i guess...

[Nitro Express]

The thing I take from this video clip is how fucking cool Alex thinks he is. Yeah, I know at the time he was on top of the world, huge rock star & all. But he totally ignored the guy he was talking to and was walking through the crowd like Moses parting the motherfucking Red Sea. Always my least favorite member of the band. Not his playing skills mind you....just that I think the guy himself is a piece of shit.

Funny thing though. He gets all the women left in the room after Dave takes first choosies.


DAVE RULES!!!!

The guy at the door looks like Ed Anderson. I love the hair. I don't even think Dave went into the room. I worked a Van Halen show a month after this footage was taken and I never saw Dave. Alex and Mike were wandering around. The guy Alex blew off was a photographer who was taking shots on stage during the show.

[Nitro Express]

Alex is after the titties. He's talking to the brunette and then see's the the Amish redhead's tits and how bit they are and goe's "Oh Shit!" LOL! Blows the Brunette off.

[ZahZoo]

Whole lot of coke eyes in that room... oh the 80's...

[Nitro Express]

Whole lot of coke eyes in that room... oh the 80's...

No Kidding. That look reminds be of going into clubs in those days. There's more footage of that room. It's pretty dead but Eddie does come in and sneak some food from the catering table.

[Nitro Express]

Whole lot of coke eyes in that room... oh the 80's...

No Kidding. That look reminds be of going into clubs in those days. There's more footage of that room. It's pretty dead but Eddie does come in and sneak some food from the catering table.

[GAR]

All this about one of the catering staff?

[Diamondjimi]

Alex is a Cunt...

[Nitro Express]

Alex is a Cunt...

He obviously was on the prowl for the leftovers. Now he's a reverend. Probably will start his own church to bang the alter boys.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Alex is a Cunt...

Brother Al...reverend of the "Church of Holy Cunts"...fuck him anyway...

[78/84 guy]

Fuck Al !!

[Nitro Express]

Fuck Al !!

I think she did.

[WARF]

Girls should come with carfax reports...

[ppg960]

Brother Al...reverend of the "Church of Holy Cunts"...fuck him anyway...

Funny...no he's a Priest

Fuck Al !!

Why not, she did-what a Douche.

Girls should come with carfax reports...

Funny...but true

[Nitro Express]

Girls should come with carfax reports...

Yeah, but as soon as your read who's jizz has been inside her taco, you might lose your erection.

[chefcraig]

Yeah, but as soon as your read who's jizz has been inside her taco, you might lose your erection.

On the other hand, it would be satisfying to know that for once I wasn't entirely responsible for her damaged mental state.

[Seshmeister]

Girls should come with carfax reports...

This from the guy that used to date strippers.

What could possibly go wrong there...?

I think you would have got the report and then ripped it up.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Girls should come with carfax reports...

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