Well, you do think about sex in those tanker planes. You watch the big hard boom enter the hole and then the fuel pumps make a pumping sound. When you are laying down in the back of the plane with a cute boom operator watching all of this, yes, you have thoughts. This is the sort of thing that if people were really telepathic, most of us men would be in huge trouble.Originally Posted by SunisinuS
gar, nate is legit.
i've been it touch with him by phone throughout the whole thing.
give the man a break.........i believe he has well earned it.
"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond
i'm ineligible for enlistment.
i found that out when i was 18 because i tried to join the marines and was told i wasn't allowed because i have no brothers to continue my family name if i got killed.
the recruiting office in fontana, california told me that.
on sierra avenue.
that was in autumn of 1995.
the funny thing is, they were willing to igniore my artificial left knee cap and my very bad eyesight...........even with bcg's!
how many push ups can he do?
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
You, Sir, are completely full of shit.....
I've had many friends do tours as recruiters, Navy and Marine Corps... Don't even try a lame excuse like that and disrespect them while I'm around....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
But did they lower his boom probe and achieve a vapor-locked fuel sensor bond and open the flow reservoir?
uhhhh huhuhhuhuuhuuhh
Wow so you really did enlist - at a ripe old age!
Asshole Liemond, a one eyed albino Apache with the HIV, who lives in a tent by the river & fishes salads for lunch lying & being delusional? Surely you jest.
Cheers! :bottle:
How can you tell when he and GAyR are lying? They post...
Yep, as usual, DisgrACE is a lying sack of shit. I'm an only son, and recruiters were pestering the hell out of me when I was 18 ( the fact that one of my best friend's dad worked in the local Army recruiting office didn't help... lol)... in fact I was told due to the fact I was the only son, I'd be given a "non-combat" role...
I did 51 push ups in 2 mins on my last PT test earlier this week.
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!
Was it an "only son" rating, or something.. less palatable..
actually i am not full of shit.
that is what the recruiter at the time actually told me.
i am not attempting to disrespect anyone.
i am however stating the facts.
i'll even go so far as to tell you i took the asvab test with a huge fucking hangover and still managed to get the terribbly low score of 51.
i could have scored much higher, but under the hangover i had, i'm still surprised i got that high of a score on that damned test.
the test was taken at ontario high school in ontario, california, in 1993...as i was a student at the afore mentioned school at the time.
but, i'm quite sure if you really wanted to you could just go ahead and look this stuff up.
you have fun with that.
Last edited by chefcraig; 11-13-2010 at 11:25 AM.
goddam, just fuckin' shut up. no, that's mean, just stop bein' stupid.
what, and stop being me?
why, if i did that, you assholes wouldn't have half as much fun around here if i chose not to exercise my 1st amendment rights.
c'mon......admit it, i do keep things entertaining around here.........it's what i do.
fine, thank you so much for your continuing contributions on an otherwise useless and boring message board, ace.
So the Marine Corps, normally pleading for people to enlist, tell YOU that you can't enlist due to an excuse that they didn't tell anyone else ??
Every male in the Marine Corps has brothers ??
I don't have any brothers, so I shouldn't have been able to join the Navy either by your rationale, right ??
Last edited by chefcraig; 11-13-2010 at 11:25 AM.
Enough. I really don't get what this routine is with you or this bizarre obsession with posting personal info. You seem to believe that by doing it yourself, it somehow entitles you to do it with regard to others.
Well, you are dead wrong in that belief. You have been told about the issue in the past, so consider this a final warning.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Don't kid yourself, your act only works when Lounge is backing up every line and doing the summations.
But I believe I can help. Post the video of you and your amp which is an old cheerios box with the word cheerios scratched out and Peavey written over it.
Like you he feels isolated and thinks he found peers somwhere on the innernet, here in this forum.
Unfortunately I cannot be a friend to either one of you because I was abducted last nite by a greased naked marsupial from outer space and had my glands and central nervous system removed.
Therefore, I urge with my thoughts of goodwill telepathically from a glass observation tank 150 miles above the earth to both befriend each other, and get along.
Alas - it is too late for me.
see ya
Thank you Pete. I miss it back home on Earth.
Last edited by GAR; 11-13-2010 at 01:24 PM.
quit postin' pedo-pics in the chat box and you'll be welcome
GAR hungers for da Coch and Ace hungers for attention...quit postin' pedo-pics in the chat box and you'll be welcome
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
They Should Get A Room And Just FUCK.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
i'm sure they have
Fixed that for ya, Dan.They Should Get A Room And Just FUCK each other to death.
That Will Work.
And since the usual trolls have managed to foul up yet another thread, closing.
NATE, by all means keep us up to date with your progress, and continued success to you.
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