By Request

[ZahZoo]

get off my lawn!

Ah shutup bud and go trim yer ear hair...

[Hardrock69]

Well, if your life's goal is to someday become an old codger, it is a statement one should be familiar with:

"YOU GODDAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN OR I'LL SIC THE DOGS ON YA!"

[Little Texan]

[Anonymous]

Well, if your life's goal is to someday become an old codger, it is a statement one should be familiar with:

"YOU GODDAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN OR I'LL SIC THE DOGS ON YA!"

Not me, I'll pretend to be deaf & annoy people.

I'll complain a lot about everything.

I'll drive around town as slowly as I can, forming huge lines behind me.

I'll pay with small coins, taking an awful lot of time checking a two cent to make sure it's not a five.

I'll walk slowly in the middle of the supermarket aisles & side walks & pretend I don't notice that there are people in a hurry behind me, trying to pass me and/or trying to call my attention, which is impossible because I'm deaf. If they do, I'll just pretend they scared the shit outta me & I'm about to have a stroke, which will make 'em feel guilty & waste even more of their time by asking me if I'm all right.

I got it all figured out.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Hardrock69]

That is all just as valid as being an old codger yelling at kids from the front porch.

[ashstralia]

.....Cheers! :bottle:

you do all that NOW.

[Anonymous]

you do all that NOW.

I do not. Even if I did, it doesn't really work when you're a sprightly young lad like meself, you know.

You gots to be an old codger.

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I do not. Even if I did, it doesn't really work when you're a sprightly young lad like meself, you know.



Cheers! :bottle:

shoving your dick in ceiling fans must help with the "sprightliness"

[ZahZoo]

That is all just as valid as being an old codger yelling at kids from the front porch.

Actually I believe he was describing his current life...

[Hardrock69]