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    Wink hey!

    hello all! was invited to check things out by a friend and thought I'd stay awhile....

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi fifth element! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    tyty....glad to be here....

    ok, sunisinus....i made it...lol

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    Welcome!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Welcome! Glad to have you around.
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 11-22-2010 at 12:41 AM. Reason: Anyone fucks with her...you get my Gar up your ass. Serious. She is beautiful...treat her as such. Word.
    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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    "Anyone fucks with her...you get my Gar up your ass."

    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    "Anyone fucks with her...you get my Gar up your ass."

    WTF?
    Just my way of saying hello!

    Lol Diamond. Good on ya. She is my sweetheart. And since Gar was anathema.....I decided to make it a cuss word. Damn my Gar won't work!


    hehe. But I thought edits were like Snuffleupagus.
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 11-22-2010 at 01:37 AM. Reason: Big Bird I see you!

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    So I guess posting tits is out of the question........

    The more the merrier here dude. Don't forget to teach her Troll Beatdowns 101 ( my new book available at Amazon.com)

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    Welcome to here!
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    Welcome, hey!

    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    And since Gar was anathema.....I decided to make it a cuss word. Damn my Gar won't work!
    I understand the temptation, but let's try to keep GAR references to a minimum. No need to fan the flames...
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    hello. i'm ash, from stralia. interesting people discuss interesting things here.

    ROTH

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    Welcome fifth element

    Make yourself comfy, i'll put the kettle on

    Have fun!
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    thank you all for the welcome....

    and DiamondJimi...I couldn't have been here for 5 mins (actually browsing) w/out running across
    SEVERAL posting of tits....so...all is good...LOL

    put the kettle on...I'll be there!!

    thx again

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    A friendly word of advice: Your favorite VH/DLR song could use some rethinking.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    So Fifth Element, let's get a rapport going here,What's your fav Van Halen/Dave song,album,appearance,interview ect?.Are you one of the lucky one's here who has seen Dave live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    A friendly word of advice: Your favorite VH/DLR song could use some rethinking.
    HAVE to ask, chef craig.....
    did you ever go by the user name of Chef K @ a football site?
    your avitar and his are soooo close....it seemed an amazing coincidence

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    have not seen Dave live.....
    grew up listening to Van Halen,
    but had kind of grown away from them (ex husband preferred other genres)

    until meeting SunisinuS....who sent me link after link after.....
    well, you know how he is.....

    now listen to their music regularly...although I must admit that my favorite song often depends on my mood atm.....

    Running ww/ the Devil suits my mood today....=)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    HAVE to ask, chef craig.....
    did you ever go by the user name of Chef K @ a football site?
    your avitar and his are soooo close....it seemed an amazing coincidence
    Nope. Ever heard of a fellow named thome? Your IP address and his are soooo close....it seemed an amazing coincidence.

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    LOL.....thome, eh?? 'fraid not
    Last edited by fifth element; 11-22-2010 at 09:24 AM.

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    aw. i miss thome
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Isn't this usually where someone comes out bashing the fuck out of the new guy?

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    Welcome to the show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Isn't this usually where someone comes out bashing the fuck out of the new guy?
    it isn't page two yet...

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    Group Hug?
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    LOL...bash away......
    been there before...lol

    (although waiting for page 2 seems sooo much more civilized...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    LOL.....thome, eh?? 'fraid not
    That was essentially my point. For some odd reason, upon meeting a new guy in a social or work situation, hearing the name and finding out where he's from, it's human nature to make some instant assumptions. This extends to the internet as well. Immediately, nine times out of ten people will say something along the lines of "Oh, you are from ______. Do you know such and such?" The odds on the person knowing the aquantance are astronomical, but people still ask the question.

    Then again, the direct reverse is true. For instance, over the past decade it has been my privilege to get to know a handful of folks that at one time just happened to live in my immediate area, give or take roughly 30 miles. We have been to so many of the same events, and have shared so many identical experiences that even though we have never met, the coincidences add up, leading us to believe that we simply must have stood in the same line while getting beer at one of these events.

    So like I said, it's mere human nature that drives people to make assumptions, and is also why first impressions are lasting ones. The dark side to that is everyone here has had at least one awkward experience on the net, and as a result there is nothing wrong with a healthy dose of skepticism when encountering new members. So welcome to the site, and as I said earlier you might wish to come up with another favorite VH/DLR song. Just sayin', it would go a long way toward removing some of the doubt in some people's minds about your intent around here.

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    i got all of that in your previous comment...
    apologies for asking....
    (I knew it was a long shot...but thought I would check...sorry that was offensive)

    and as stated, I don't truly HAVE a "favorite" song...as it depends on my mood...

    Running w/ the Devil,
    Little Dreamer
    Atomic Punk

    even Dance the Night Away
    are songs that I listen to regularly...along w/ most from the Van Halen and the Best of Van Halen Vol1 CD's as these have all been transfered to my IPOD, which I listen to (when I can get away w/ it) at work

    As for my "intent" around here...I have no specific "intent"

    A friend invited me...told me that there were Intelligent people to converse with....so I decided to check it out.
    Last edited by fifth element; 11-22-2010 at 01:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    i got all of that in your previous comment...
    apologies for asking....
    (I knew it was a long shot...but thought I would check...sorry that was offensive)

    and as stated, I don't truly HAVE a "favorite" song...as it depends on my mood...

    Running w/ the Devil,
    Pretty DreamerAtomic Punk

    even Dance the Night Away
    are songs that I listen to regularly...along w/ most from the Van Halen and the Best of Van Halen Vol1 CD's as these have all been transfered to my IPOD, which I listen to (when I can get away w/ it) at work

    As for my "intent" around here...I have no specific "intent"

    A friend invited me...told me that there were Intelligent people to converse with....so I decided to check it out.
    I don't think I have heard that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    i got all of that in your previous comment...
    apologies for asking....
    (I knew it was a long shot...but thought I would check...sorry that was offensive)

    and as stated, I don't truly HAVE a "favorite" song...as it depends on my mood...

    Running w/ the Devil,
    Pretty Dreamer
    Atomic Punk

    even Dance the Night Away
    are songs that I listen to regularly...along w/ most from the Van Halen and the Best of Van Halen Vol1 CD's as these have all been transfered to my IPOD, which I listen to (when I can get away w/ it) at work

    As for my "intent" around here...I have no specific "intent"

    A friend invited me...told me that there were Intelligent people to converse with....so I decided to check it out.

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    c'mon, 12 more posts till #2

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    Little Dreamer...sorry...little sleep and too many hours watching football after the previous night (graveyard shift) at work......

    does not make for "intelligent posting" on my part

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    Little Dreamer...sorry...little sleep and too many hours watching football after the previous night (graveyard shift) at work......

    does not make for "intelligent posting" on my part
    Everyone here is a die hard Van Halen fan. We catch little things like that...

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    Pretty Dreamer Is A Great Song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Welcome, hey!

    I understand the temptation, but let's try to keep GAR references to a minimum. No need to fan the flames...
    Her name's not "hey", that's the thread title, Shark.

    I agree on the references. It's gone, good riddance, no need to be brought back to the table, over & over.

    That said, welcome, hey! I mean, Fifth Element. Enjoy the peace while it lasts, I bet things will start to heat up when everyone discovers your favourite "VH/DLR" "album" is... Best of Both Worlds.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Hey, there's a couple of intllej... integllig... smart people around, not counting Guitar S. What the fuck are you laffin' at?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    lol..Also like
    The Best of Van Holen Vol 1
    AND my VERY favorite....

    Turn to Youtube and pick out a song....and crank up the volume....
    what a way to go.....

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    All right, you can't be real.

    Van Holen? And your very favourite is YouTube?

    I'll admit that you're good, but not real.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    All right, you can't be real.

    Van Holen? And your very favourite is YouTube?

    I'll admit that you're good, but not real.

    Cheers! :bottle:

    Geesh....I was joking already.....
    so I'm not real?
    well...my kids keep telling me that the people I talk to on chat sites aren't "real people"

    I suppose using that kind of logic,
    I'm not.....

    i may be a flat out lousy typist...AND as blind as a bat...(since i looked at that twice myself and decided that it WAS an "a").....
    but I AM real

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    Well, if you're not an alias, then just keep on posting, but you better get used to suspicion for at least a little while.

    Aliases run rampant here, even though they stopped being funny YEARS ago. But for some reason, some jackass always comes along thinking he had the most brilliant & original idea of all time - AN ALIAS!

    So, yeah... because of all that, new people are always looked upon as suspicious until they've posted enough to dispel all doubts.

    IF you're an alias, you already know all this & I'm just wasting my time. If you're not, welcome aboard & enjoy the ride.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Alias?

    you mean like a "troll" on a sports site?

    sorry....i'm just a person who listened to a friend....
    you recall that I said hello to SunisinuS almost as soon as I got to the site?

    have already admitted that I am a casual insttead of a "die hard" fan
    but I AM a fan...
    and frankly, if this is how you all treat everyone that shows up to the site I'm surprised that many stay.

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