HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nashville Billboards Announce Jebus' Return May 21, 2011

[Jesus Christ]

Hey, I just realized something. Katypig (please forgive me for the blasphemy of mentioning her cursed name here) will probably get taken away also! WOW! Isn't that fucking grate?

Uh, no she's not invited.

[Hardrock69]

My hats off to you Jesus. I cannot deny you have a truly great sense of humor.

[Nitro Express]

Christianity works the same reason a good marketing plan works. People like to feel special. It's the oldest trick in the book. People will gladly pay you to feel special and successful religions make you feel part of an exclusive group. The Mormons promise Godhood to those who allow the church to fleece them the most and then have the exclusive clubhouse (temple) and special entry card (temple entrance card). If you pay enough money and do enough work, they give you an exclusive card much like a retailer or airline does. In reality, they are using you as slave labor and taking your money and offering nothing back. The church leaders will sick their security on you and tell you to get lost and talk to your local bishop if you go to talk with them. But then try getting a meeting with the pope if you are Catholic. Everything is on their terms but people sadly pray, pay, and obey.

[Little Texan]

I prefer this billboard...

[Nitro Express]

People take Christmas way too seriously. It should be a fun brainless holiday and who didn't like it when they were a kid? Getting out of school, getting presents, the snow and lights looked cool. It's the type of thing you have to go back to the inner child and what's great about being an adult is you can get drunk and find someone to fuck at the Christmas party. If anyone doesn't like it and has sour grapes, say, Merry Christmas asshole and go your merry way.

[ashstralia]

and nasa have something they'd like to tell us in a few hours....

[Seshmeister]

As the Earth rotates, stars will appear to spin around the star most nearly in a direct line with the axis of the Earth's rotation which in the Northern hemisphere is the star Polaris.

So the three 'Wise' men would have wandered around in a giant circle.

[Hardrock69]

"Hey did not we passeth by this very village but 3 months ago? Yea and verily forsooth I were to recall that same prostitute standing in that same doorway....."

[Seshmeister]

"Quick ask her if she'll do the three of us for a bag of myrrh"

[Hardrock69]

[Satan]

And now, this comment from a Chicago Cubs fan at Demoncratic Underground......

9671751, Cubs are playing the Cardinals that day
Posted by AngryAmish on Thu Dec-02-10 09:09 AM

7:05 start. Gonna be an interesting series especially with Theriot on the Cards talking smack about the Cubs.

Question the league office has yet to answer: If a player is Raptured, can you then fill his roster spot? Do you have to put him on the DL? He ain't dead but he is not injured. There is a rule that placing uninjured players on the disabled list is a big no-no. It could cost draft picks and get the club fined. So, assume Starlin Castro gets raptured. Isn't he coming back to earth after the tribulations? Does his estate get his salary? Assuming the tribulations last ten years, would he be a free agent? Sure, the easy way to answer this is send him to AAA and yes he does have options. But what if a sneaky, yet biblically wise GM picks him up via the Rule 5 draft?

Jesus, why are you screwing up my Cubs? It is clear that you don't like them (102 years and counting without the World Series). But this is just rubbing salt in the wound.

[chefcraig]

And now, this comment from a Chicago Cubs fan at Demoncratic Underground......

[Nitro Express]

As the Earth rotates, stars will appear to spin around the star most nearly in a direct line with the axis of the Earth's rotation which in the Northern hemisphere is the star Polaris.

So the three 'Wise' men would have wandered around in a giant circle.

It's Polaris in our day and age but due to the slight wobble of the earths axis (precession) it might have been a different star in a different 2000 years ago.

[Hardrock69]

Notice how Satan is trying to derail this thread.

Carry on!