Sweet, Sweet Connie and EVH

[Mr Walker]

From the Stern show... Sweet Connie was well past her expiration date when she hooked up with Hobo Ed... probably from that shitty '04 tour.

Connie said she had Eddie Van Halen back a few years ago in St. Louis. She said that she didn't blow his son since he was only 13. Howard asked if the kid was sleeping. She said that they had two rooms. She said that it was a very touchy subject with Eddie. She took pictures and she's held on to them. She said he's mad that she didn't give him the pictures.

[Mr Walker]

LOL! Then she throws old Al a bone...

She said that Alex Van Halen was the best lover. She said it used to be Don Henley but the more she thinks about it, she thinks it's Alex. Connie said he's a great guy under his exterior.

[chefcraig]

She wasn't all that tight about pictures, because this one has been floating around the internet for roughly 3 years now.

[Mr Walker]

Takes a real man to go down on a slutty groupie...

She said that Neil Diamond went down on her but not up her ass.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

She wasn't all that tight about pictures, because this one has been floating around the internet for roughly 3 years now.

think that couch started with the off-white random "splotchy" pattern?

[Jagermeister]

That's gross.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[chefcraig]

think that couch started with the off-white random "splotchy" pattern?

Yeah, in retrospect it might have been a good idea to save those plastic slip covers that came with the set from Mangurian's.

[Little Texan]

Out of all those women in the crowd to choose from, he chose that old, used up, rode hard and put up wet, ugly hag?

[chefcraig]

Out of all those women in the crowd to choose from, he chose that old, used up, rode hard and put up wet, ugly hag?

Remember, Ed wasn't exactly a sharp dressed man on that 2004 tour. More often than not, he looked like he needed to step in front of a fire hose or be run through a car wash. Twice.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Out of all those women in the crowd to choose from, he chose that old, used up, rode hard and put up wet, ugly hag?

More like rode hard and ain't been put up yet.

[sadaist]

Remember, Ed wasn't exactly a sharp dressed man on that 2004 tour. More often than not, he looked like he needed to step in front of a fire hose or be run through a car wash. Twice.

True.

But it's still Eddie fucking Van Halen! Hugely famous. Extremely wealthy multi-millionaire 10 x over. You could get hotter younger chicks to suck off his corpse. Seriously...why this hag? Was he in some weird Don Ho phase? I don't remember Tiny Bubbles being on the 2004 set-list.

[Mr Walker]

Did Don Ho fuck a lot of old bags?
I figure that dude must have went through a fuck-ton of grade A puss

[Jagermeister]

Did Don Ho fuck a lot of old bags?
I figure that dude must have went through a fuck-ton of grade A puss

Don Ho?

[Heater]

There is no one on here who hasn't gone ugly a time or two. A piture like this proves nothing, really. Again, I must introduce the "I couldn't care less where a 55 year old sticks it" clause. I'd rather worry about me.

[78/84 guy]

NO ED. wtf. If it's true it's a sad day. And I think the guy is a lying little lazy prick. Love the guitar playing though.

[indeedido]

She wasn't all that tight about pictures, because this one has been floating around the internet for roughly 3 years now.

Which one is Eddie? The one on the right, right?

[Little Texan]

Which one is Eddie? The one on the right, right?

No, that's Robert Plant.

[Antman]

Damn. What's so sweet about her? Dave hit that back in 79 or so.

[lesfunk]

I really just don't understand any of it...

[Terry]

"Sweet" Connie has certainly seen better days...

I'd seriously be a little too nervous about future STD repercussions to even consider poking her...at least not without a minimum of two rubbers on.

Undoubtedly meth-mouth Eddie had no such concerns.

[BITEYOASS]

True.

But it's still Eddie fucking Van Halen! Hugely famous. Extremely wealthy multi-millionaire 10 x over. You could get hotter younger chicks to suck off his corpse. Seriously...why this hag? Was he in some weird Don Ho phase? I don't remember Tiny Bubbles being on the 2004 set-list.

You can blame Kobe Bryant for that. Nowadays, banging a random female fan will either get you slapped with either a lawsuit or even worse, a rape charge.

[VHscraps]

Maybe like in the movie Almost Famous it's only really with the groupies that the rock stars can let their guard down? Be themselves with ... I wonder if they have fond memories of groupies. EVH lives in a suspicious world where everyone (in his mind) wants to rip him off, but here's some women who just want to please him, and not even to - y'know - trick him into getting hitched and de facto signing away xxx's of his future income in the inevtibale divorce.

I bet they all love groupies, just for being what they are - no matter how old they get.

[78/84 guy]

If he hit that 30 years ago fine, I would think she looked a little better (VERY LITTLE) But I hope they are just talking old time's here !! My god is she horrible looking !!! Ed was out of it in 04. His playing was almost sad on that tour. I went to see him because I had floor seats really close and after 5 song's I just watched Al play all night because Ed was struggling to say the least. Sam was dressed like a idiot !! I thought what a joke. Al was great. Never really payed him much attention live.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

She was on the VH1 special, "Let's Spend the Night Together: Confessions of Rock's Greatest Groupies".... Watched it last night....

Trust me, age hasn't helped....

It was interesting though listening to all of these skanks talk about their conquests, like Hendrix, Jagger, Plant, Page, Tyler, etc.....

[CROWBAR]

She was on the VH1 special, "Let's Spend the Night Together: Confessions of Rock's Greatest Groupies".... Watched it last night....

Trust me, age hasn't helped....

It was interesting though listening to all of these skanks talk about their conquests, like Hendrix, Jagger, Plant, Page, Tyler, etc.....

I caught a few minutes of that, and she is a sad case alright. Lives in the past constantly, and glorifies sucking cock. Thing is, she wasn't just for the bands. If it meant blowing the guy(s) at the gate to get in or backstage, then she did. Hell, even in her prime she wasn't anything special. To look at her now, she reminds ya of a heroin addict with those pencil thin legs of hers and bruise spots like she's been shooting up. She is the definition of a skank. To think that the VH Bros could have pulled some primo ladies and instead they chose her.

[jero]

Which one is Eddie? The one on the right, right?

No dude, that's Ted Nugent.

[chefcraig]

She was on the VH1 special, "Let's Spend the Night Together: Confessions of Rock's Greatest Groupies".... Watched it last night....

Trust me, age hasn't helped....

It was interesting though listening to all of these skanks talk about their conquests, like Hendrix, Jagger, Plant, Page, Tyler, etc.....

It may have been somewhat fascinating in a perverse way, but it was also warped as hell. Listening to this Connie knucklehead go on about who is the biggest and the smallest (Sorry about that, Mr. Frampton) was not exactly endearing. And to find out that twits in younger bands are still seeking her services must do something for her sense of self worth, but it also points out just how moronic some of these younger musicians tend to be. It's one thing to shake the hand or seek the counsel of a former ballplayer or respected musician, it's quite another to look up a decayed (and possibly diseased) old slut for her experience long after the skills, health and even looks have departed.

And for Pamela DesBarres to spin this degrading behavior as some form of feminine empowerment for it's time seems more like a desperately misconceived attempt at rationalization for herself and kind than anything else. If these women were truly making a stand for women's independence, they most likely wouldn't have been sucking off questionably talented guys in hotel rooms, restroom stalls, limos or behind dumpsters in a gas station parking lots across the nation.

[Diamondjimi]

If these women were truly making a stand for women's independence, they most likely wouldn't have been sucking off questionably talented guys in hotel rooms, restroom stalls, limos or behind dumpsters in a gas station parking lots across the nation.

It's a dirty job, but half the songs in R&R are written about these whores. Without them all we'd have Drugs & Rock and Roll!

[Diamondjimi]

She looks looks like she's got a mouthful of Ed's babies!

[hankster]

Can I say one thing. EWWWWWWWWWWW! If I was blind and deaf I still wouldn't hit that

[knuckleboner]

Which one is Eddie? The one on the right, right?

i can't tell until i see the tongues.

[CROWBAR]

It may have been somewhat fascinating in a perverse way, but it was also warped as hell. Listening to this Connie knucklehead go on about who is the biggest and the smallest (Sorry about that, Mr. Frampton) was not exactly endearing. And to find out that twits in younger bands are still seeking her services must do something for her sense of self worth, but it also points out just how moronic some of these younger musicians tend to be. It's one thing to shake the hand or seek the counsel of a former ballplayer or respected musician, it's quite another to look up a decayed (and possibly diseased) old slut for her experience long after the skills, health and even looks have departed.

And for Pamela DesBarres to spin this degrading behavior as some form of feminine empowerment for it's time seems more like a desperately misconceived attempt at rationalization for herself and kind than anything else. If these women were truly making a stand for women's independence, they most likely wouldn't have been sucking off questionably talented guys in hotel rooms, restroom stalls, limos or behind dumpsters in a gas station parking lots across the nation.

I guess when 'ol Huey sang "If This Is It" he wasn't kidding.

Obviously he left a lasting impression on her. Here's a link telling about some of her exploits:

Connie Cocksucker

[Diamondjimi]

[Diamondjimi]

She took pictures and she's held on to them. [/I]

Pictures of what, Ed's crinkled old Meth coch in her yap ?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

a connie christmas card....

[Diamondjimi]

I wonder if Ed took that photo...

[sadaist]

Sick dude. You know they cropped that picture the way they did because her pussy resembles an Arby's Giant that's been sitting on your dashboard for too long.

And if she has more pics of actual sexual relations, it begs the question of "who took them"? Can Wolf hold a camera still and focus?

[Terry]

It may have been somewhat fascinating in a perverse way, but it was also warped as hell. Listening to this Connie knucklehead go on about who is the biggest and the smallest (Sorry about that, Mr. Frampton) was not exactly endearing. And to find out that twits in younger bands are still seeking her services must do something for her sense of self worth, but it also points out just how moronic some of these younger musicians tend to be. It's one thing to shake the hand or seek the counsel of a former ballplayer or respected musician, it's quite another to look up a decayed (and possibly diseased) old slut for her experience long after the skills, health and even looks have departed.

And for Pamela DesBarres to spin this degrading behavior as some form of feminine empowerment for it's time seems more like a desperately misconceived attempt at rationalization for herself and kind than anything else. If these women were truly making a stand for women's independence, they most likely wouldn't have been sucking off questionably talented guys in hotel rooms, restroom stalls, limos or behind dumpsters in a gas station parking lots across the nation.

DesBarres actually seems to think she's as important as the artists she blew.

Hangers-on like that usually overestimate their own sense of importance. Celebrities usually have leeches like that hovering around, hoping to get some of the glory for themselves via proximity.

[chefcraig]

DesBarres actually seems to think she's as important as the artists she blew.

Hangers-on like that usually overestimate their own sense of importance. Celebrities usually have leeches like that hovering around, hoping to get some of the glory for themselves via proximity.

You are correct. Notice how many times she threw in the word "muse", or tried to imply that she and her associates were some sort of inspiration for these dorks, as if they (the musicians) even remembered them the next day, let alone several months (or even years) later in a recording studio.