Who I'd Like To See Drop The Fuck Dead In 2011

[Kristy]

Keith Urban



Ah yes, Keith. Pop country's whitest white boy who glues his own pubes to his sultry model-esque cheekbones. While not media-whoring himself out to hype but standing beside his wife for social prestige Keith can be found writing songs about "women" while pushing some sort of bullshit sensitive male paradigm:

"She laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans. She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant. [You] stupid boy"

I'm not buying it. But I will give him credit in that he avoided becoming a Alan Jackson style douche. Or a Brad Paisley style pseudo hippy asshole douche. Or a toe-curling Wigga style pseudo-patronizing Darryl Worley douche. Keith is his own sort of douche. A beardy-weirdie, frightfully Australian, incredibly easily embarrassed and depressingly suburban post-grunge flannel-wearing sort of douche. Which makes him pretty fucking special. I just wish he'd come clean about his sexuality. For example, he's backstage at some gig, drunk on white trash beer. There’s a knock at his door. He opens it. Germaine Greer marches in, pushes him to the floor, gets his cock out, fucks him. And then fucks off. And that’s how I want to see Keith go. Having his brains brutally fucked out by the architect of modern feminism.

[Jagermeister]

m-kay

[Kristy]

Dr. Drew



Drew, otherwise known as the "pop culture" Doc really pisses me off. Apart from his unwatchable Celebrity Rehab Drew's radio show, for what it’s worth is a mumbling ragbag of bad advice for the eclectic, the demented, the willfully sexually fucked up. Dr Drew doesn't just inform, educate and illuminate. He actually changes lives by unethically going to the bank on their addictions as well. On second thought, Dr Drew is the most important physician of this generation. There isn’t another who matters one fuck.

[Kristy]

Chrissie Hynde



C'mon. Everybody knows she secretly votes Republican. Actually I like Chrissie despite her Vegas junkie eyes pecked out by crows fashionistia style. Truth is she hasn't done anything original in over 25 years! Hey Chrissie, how about some industrial hard-core played on 14th century flutes. Or Tasmanian reggae. Or New York death-metal jazz. Maybe you could join that Mongolian Radiohead tribute band. Anything but the shit you're doing now.

[CROWBAR]

Roll out the barrel...

[Kristy]

Mental Health Professionals



Without a doubt the biggest waste of human resource is the mental health professional. Most of which have serious issues of their own. In fact, most of them are angry. Angry at the fact for not being happy themselves. Angry that their shit job is not the loads of success and money they envisioned it to be. Angry at their own closeted sexuality and drug/drinking habits. Angry at knowing their post-modern psychology is nothing more than an infantile science. Angry for being too comfy in their homes while they perpetuate a cult of poverty, failure and guilt with a self-righteous arrogance they impose on their clients. But mostly just angry that the best they can do is be nothing more than a worthless mediocrity on society.

[Kristy]

Good vs. Evil



Wouldn't it be great to live in a universe where good always vanquished evil? Like the very existence of a band with the name Piranha Deathray (and what a
fabulous name that is) would actually cause everything ever recorded by that fat Red Rocker to just blink out of existence. Like, wow! Like – Instant Karma! But maybe it's more of a yin-yang thing. Maybe really, really, really good pop music – like, say, Destiny's Child - actually makes shit pop music – like say, Franz Ferdinand - materialize, in order to keep the universe balanced.

Okay, I'm done.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Keith Urban



Ah yes, Keith. Pop country's whitest white boy who glues his own pubes to his sultry model-esque cheekbones. While not media-whoring himself out to hype but standing beside his wife for social prestige Keith can be found writing songs about "women" while pushing some sort of bullshit sensitive male paradigm:

"She laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans. She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant. [You] stupid boy"

wearing sort of douche. Which makes him pretty fucking special. I just wish he'd come clean about his sexuality. For example, he's backstage at some gig, drunk on white trash beer. There’s a knock at his door. He opens it. Germaine Greer marches in, pushes him to the floor, gets his cock out, fucks him. And then fucks off. And that’s how I want to see Keith go. Having his brains brutally fucked out by the architect of modern feminism.

Greer argued that women should get to know and come to accept their own bodies, taste their own menstrual blood, and give up celibacy and monogamy. But they should not burn their bras. "Bras are a ludicrous invention," she wrote, "but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression."

While being interviewed about the book in 1971, she told the New York Times that she had been a "supergroupie." "Supergroupies don't have to hang around hotel corridors," she said. "When you are one, as I have been, you get invited backstage. I think groupies are important because they demystify sex; they accept it as physical, and they aren't possessive about their conquests."

[Kristy]

I should know better to never drink and post. A runner up was Katy Parry but that would require some thought on that Illuminati puppet and if I ever hear one more tune by that twat I'd end like this girl

[PETE'S BROTHER]

nice boots

[Kristy]

Those are cheap.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[CROWBAR]

Chrissie Hynde

I'll bet that you can find some old bread crumbs in her seventies bush though.

[Kristy]

Bet I wouldn't ever want to.

[VAiN]

Bravo! I applaud this thread!

[binnie]

Sticky this thread!

(Even if I don't agree with the Chrissie Hynde post)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

well, alright......

i would like the military funeral protesters to ALL drop dead!!!

[chefcraig]

On second thought, Dr Drew is the most important physician of this generation. There isnt another who matters one fuck.

Poor Dr. Phil, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Poor Dr. Phil, always a groomsman, never a groom.

bah, ringbearer, don't forget dr. ruth and dr.dobson

[chefcraig]

bah, ringbearer, don't forget dr. ruth and dr.dobson

Dr. Stephen Hawking needs to be on the list as well. Crap, he's been on the Simpsons.

[Seshmeister]

Piers Morgan who it seems the UK has exported to the US.

I'm not so sure I want him to drop dead though as that implies a sudden death without suffering.

I guess I would settle for it to make him just go away but if possible I'd prefer something with a lot of pain and degradation first.

[fifth element]

may i just comment that this thread is a bit....twisted in nature?


just saying!

[lesfunk]

Funny Thread!

[chefcraig]

may i just comment that this thread is a bit....twisted in nature?


just saying!

Not really, it's simply a variation on the old "If you had one bullet" bit radio morning shows used to do.

[Hardrock69]

Well at the risk of being Front Line-ish, I want Dickless Cheney to drop dead. He cannot die soon enough for me. He is evil incarnate and every breath he takes is oxygen that anyone else could put to good use.

[FORD]

The only reason Cheney is still alive is because Satan doesn't want to put up with him in Hell yet. Can hardly blame his Unholiness for that.

[sadaist]

Well at the risk of being Front Line-ish, I want Dickless Cheney to drop dead. He cannot die soon enough for me. He is evil incarnate and every breath he takes is oxygen that anyone else could put to good use.

The thing about Cheney, he has already done his evil. You should choose someone that still has their evil doing ahead of them.

[sadaist]

Any "socialite".

These young people that have done absolutely zero. Then they get paid $25k - $100k just to attend bars & parties. What the fuck! All they do is go out, drink, and get laid. And get paid hundreds of thousands for it (in some cases millions). Even when we aren't watching them partying & having such a wonderful time, we are seeing them on the news for going to rehab, jail, or some other stupid thing. They all need to go.

[Seshmeister]

The thing about Cheney, he has already done his evil. You should choose someone that still has their evil doing ahead of them.

Yeah that's why no one has mentioned Sammy Hagar whereas a few years ago he would have been the first name in this thread.

[Seshmeister]

Any "socialite".

These young people that have done absolutely zero. Then they get paid $25k - $100k just to attend bars & parties. What the fuck! All they do is go out, drink, and get laid. And get paid hundreds of thousands for it (in some cases millions). Even when we aren't watching them partying & having such a wonderful time, we are seeing them on the news for going to rehab, jail, or some other stupid thing. They all need to go.

The answer to this is more inheritance tax on the very rich.

[CROWBAR]

[FORD]

Dunno about Brett Michaels. If he could survive a brain hemorrhage while recovering from an appendectomy as a diabetic while all the time competing on Trump's Apprentice, I don't think it's easy to kill that fucker.

I do hope he loses his voice though. God knows we don't need anymore of his "music".

[fifth element]

The thing about Cheney, he has already done his evil. You should choose someone that still has their evil doing ahead of them.

ok, true....but i stick w/ "twisted"....LOL

[Coyote]

My name's Coyote, and I approve this thread.

[binnie]

Any "socialite".

These young people that have done absolutely zero. Then they get paid $25k - $100k just to attend bars & parties. What the fuck! All they do is go out, drink, and get laid. And get paid hundreds of thousands for it (in some cases millions). Even when we aren't watching them partying & having such a wonderful time, we are seeing them on the news for going to rehab, jail, or some other stupid thing. They all need to go.

Add into that those people who are prepared to pay to get into said clubs to see said 'socialites' and you've just done the world a huge favour.

[Terry]

Dunno about dropping the fuck dead, but the amount of celebrities (be they entertainers in various fields, tv talking heads, professional sports figures, politicians) I wouldn't miss if they up and vanished tomorrow...suffuce to say it'd be a pretty long list.

[Diamondjimi]

[Kristy]

Emo Kids/Music



Musically, the only innovation of emo, other then studied incompetence, is the eerie absence of rhythm. At best, I've yet to hear a emo band where the drums are on on speaking terms with the bass and where the singer doesn't sound like a baby carriage being pushed down an elevator shaft. Ever seen a emo kid dance? Even the introduction of a stroboscope will fail to cause amazement because everyone knows emos move in slow motion anyway. Unenthusiastic malcontents trying to look like they just don’t care. In Willie Whitlaw’s words emo is a bland attempt at stirring up apathy, a difficult task at the best of times, but to one which this attitude ideally suited. Emo music is worse than a parody of rock singing parodies of songs. Of course, the real irony to be found here, and the one will give emos their “kicks” is that the sulkier they get, the more attention they receive. Oh, the pain of it.

[Kristy]

Facebook



The biggest pollution on the entire internet is Facebook. Surprisingly, it is shit yet it stands to be everyone's favorite non-porn site where every hamster-dicked and emotionally dysfunctional virgin scum can parade their non existent vanity and you know that if these people ever met you they'd really like you. Hey, they'd probably want to fuck you. And thereby hangs a tale. Oh, and as for its creator making Time Magazine's Man Of Year is beyond me. For a self-made billionaire he has no class wearing a baggy suit over an unbuttoned tramp shirt. In most interviews I've seen of this clown he has not shaved while trying to be ironic and subversive and witty on oh so many fucking levels. I fantasize about being him stripped, oiled and savagely punched up the ass by Henry Rollins. Forever. Is this healthy?

[Diamondjimi]

Wow Kristy, so much anger....

Here.......