just wanna say hi to everybody, i am new here
just registered
just wanna say hi to everybody, i am new here
Hi envy_me Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
welcome to the show
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
hi! welcome!
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
Welcome! When Jimi shows up with "Show Tits or GTFO", counter him with "Post penis or GTFO".
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
(---Stor Mun.
Welcome.
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Welcome to the Army!Originally Posted by envy_me
just wanna say hi to everybody, i am new here
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Shhh, quiet you silly little freak!Welcome! When Jimi shows up with "Show Tits or GTFO", counter him with "Post penis or GTFO".
Welcome, grab a drink and look around...
She's from Stockholm...
And online at this moment...
Last edited by Blaze; 12-31-2010 at 06:02 AM.
Thanks everybody :-D
You come back to your intro thread 2.5 years later to say thank you? You're either a WARF alias, or a troll...either way, I'll be having fun.
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
You can stop the conspiracy theories, the poster is in Sweden...
So unless WARF moved to Sweden....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Haha. I remember at one time every new member was accused of being a WARF alias, lol.
Last edited by Angel; 05-22-2012 at 08:08 PM.
What is WARF?
Here:
WARF
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
what a great question!! before this tour, people usually asked "who".
'Warf' is a shortened version of sWARFega, representing an example of colloquial eloquence and invention, e.g.: "just apply some WARF to that part of your body, my darling, and you will be fine and dandy. Trust me - I am a doctor."
It is a fine kryptonite-looking, green, cleansing substance, with a moisturiser-like consistence that makes it adaptable into several unlikely environments and situations. It could no doubt lubricate the pistons in your motor vehicle, and is commonly for removing oil from the hands of hardy working souls, but should be avoided at all costs as a sexual lubricant.
THINK LIKE THE WAVES
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