ok, folks........this is the ace diamond show!

[ace diamond]

Really, I don't even have to come up with anything all
that interesting to insult you with. Your sad, pathetic, existence speaks for itself.

11.i am very happy with my existence just the way it is.
thank you very much.
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remember, you started this. you have only yourself to blame
for several board members getting on your case for what you have posted
in this thread.
chef, myself, and anyone else who may be chiming in to rip you
a new one,
is doing so because of your actions.
this is the consequence of your actions.
accept it.
deal with it.
you started it.
you brought it on your own head.
have a nice day.

[ace diamond]

eunuch

no, i am not a Eunuch.
never said i was.
and i dare unchainme to try and prove otherwise, because i know damned well that he can't.

what the hell, ash.......it's all greek to me!

[ashstralia]

i was just correcting the spelling, and it's a link.

[Diamondjimi]

Sticky?

[ace diamond]

i was just correcting the spelling, and it's a link.

i'm very much aware of that.....i followed the link.
as for the spelling......greek joke........

[ace diamond]

Ace, i kinda dig the guitar but the voice is just horrible

granted i can't sing for shit, but then again, neither could bob dylan,jimi hendrix or david lee roth
after the 1970's. vince neil can't sing for fucking shit either........i like motley crue, i just never could stand his voice. ace frehley can't sing for shit. neither can eddie van halen......
"how many say i" proves that point glaringly clearly.
look, there is a long list of folks who can't sing for shit, but somehow are regarded as "good or great singers"............truth is, they had either guitar playing to hide that behind, or something else going on for them that made up for the really bad singing........for DLR, he's a great showman,
for others, it was one thing or another.
as for me, i'm not hiding anything.
i'm not even hiding behind anything.
just my shitty voice, my crappy guitar playing and the fact that i whole heartedly believe in myself. it's as simple as that.
i've got nothing and no one to hide behind, and i like to keep it that way.
it doesn't get any more honest than that.

[ace diamond]

Sticky?

sure.
what the hell-
why not?

[ELVIS]

This thread is better than Spinal Tap...The Ace Diamond Spinal Tap Experience...

It's like reading the book before seeing the movie...


This weekend...THE ELVIS LISTENING EXPERIENCE!!!

[ELVIS]

We need some pics though to complete the package...

[chefcraig]

We need some pics though to complete the package...

Here are some potential album covers...

[Dave's Bitch]

I like Ace's cover of electric funeral (1:48 \m/ (-.-) \m/)

[kwame k]

I like this album cover myself........sums up the man and his mission in life. Will work on making it better if you want to use it, Ace!

[Unchainme]

Cringe-worthy motherfucker right there.

[Dave's Bitch]

come on guys,he is trying.Ace,do a cover of Fairies wear boots

[Unchainme]

come on guys,he is trying

DB, you and I go back.

but there's really no hope for this guy.