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    Holy Yum Yum! T-Mobile Girl

    I see these new commercials all the time. This chick is phenomenally hot. Like a younger, tighter, fresher version of Catherine Zeta-Jones. Maybe some Kim Basinger mixed in with a touch of Anne Hathaway. So I looked her up & apparently she has modeled some other stuff too. RAWR! I think I'm in lust!

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    Check these out...enjoy! Jesus she has a sweet ass.









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    Goddamn, I say!!

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    Not quite 23... I'd have to.

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    She is definitely a fresh-faced cutie.



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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    She is definitely a fresh-faced cutie.

    She is pretty hot for a phone.

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    phone fuck
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    She reminds me of Liv Tyler, minus the diet of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.









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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    She reminds me of Liv Tyler, minus the diet of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
    exactly who i thought she was when theses commercials came out

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    Born in '88 huh ? Jeez , I have T-shirts older then her .

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    She reminds me of Liv Tyler, minus the diet of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
    Only used slightly less then Liv. She is cute though - that's why models like her get the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Manalishi View Post
    Born in '88 huh ? Jeez , I have T-shirts older then her .
    I have SCARS older than her!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    I have SCARS older than her!!!
    i have everything older than her

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    Bath her and bring her to my tent.

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    Yet there something about these commercials that seem awfully familiar to me. Sort of the 'Us' vs. 'Them' social psychology mentality where a hipster sorts of stands out against the establishment by simply what they own. Where the style of dress is modern against that of the stringent suit and tie...just where have I seen this before..?

    Oh yeah...


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    Yeah total knock off. Only T-Mobile did it better cause of the hot chick and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Bath her and bring her to my tent.
    Or tent her and bring her to my bath.

    As long as she ends up here & wet, I don't care how you do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Yeah total knock off.
    I believe they hired they same production company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I believe they hired they same production company.
    Some lazy ass add guy had it made on this one.

    Yeah we are going to do an add just like the mac and PC add only with a hot chick in it and AT&T. No one will every know it's not original. No really I promise no one will no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Manalishi View Post
    I have T-shirts older then her .

    That's when I first realized I was getting old. Some intern at my work, a little cutie brunette, was wearing the Van Halen Monsters Of Rock t-shirt. So I said to her I was at that show, LA Coliseum, Metallica owned the show. Then she tells me "I wasn't born yet. This is my step-dads shirt."


    Funny thing about that show...82,000 people. My older sis went with her friends separate from me. She told them to "keep an eye out for my brother. He has longish brown hair & is wearing a black t-shirt."

    O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i have everything older than her
    Same here... including my own children. No age limit on appreciating beauty... but it hard to deny the creep factor when it's someone younger than your own kids.
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    My ex-father-in-law married someone younger than his kids. Just areal life example of the creep factor. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    I have SCARS older than her!!!
    I have scars on my liver older than her.

    I think this thread crosses into dirty old man territory, lets keep it to the golden half plus 7 age rule please.

    Admittedly for Zah that's women over 37...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    I see these new commercials all the time. This chick is phenomenally hot. Like a younger, tighter, fresher version of Catherine Zeta-Jones. Maybe some Kim Basinger mixed in with a touch of Anne Hathaway. So I looked her up & apparently she has modeled some other stuff too. RAWR! I think I'm in lust!

    Carly Foulkes
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    I... think I'd manage to somehow lie a whole lot to her to get her into bed with me.

    I hate lying & using women, but when you gotta go, you gotta go.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Question Wait, if THEY'RE taking off their clothes for me does that make ME the creepy old man

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I have scars on my liver older than her.

    I think this thread crosses into dirty old man territory, lets keep it to the golden half plus 7 age rule please.

    Admittedly for Zah that's women over 37...
    I was just learning what it was like not to have to sneak in to a bar to play a gig because I was finally old enough to when she was born...lol
    Remember the birthday you realized girls half your age were actually now legal to drink?


    She's hot. Sorry, if (in a perfect world) she wanted to, I'd have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post


    23???

    Old enough for me...

    Sheesh, it's not like I have to have a conversation with her...
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    At 23, you'd better not focus on a conversation with her.

    As soon as you're able, pull her off to somewhere a bit more private & get your hands & lips all over her, else she thinks you're not her "prince charming" who's "in love" with her.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    But first, hand her the money in a plain envelope...

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    I'm not sure exactly when I crossed the line from horny guy to dirty old man. Such a fine line it is. I don't see what the big deal is. I've wanted to fuck girls in their early 20's since I was 14. Now that I am almost 40 that's a problem? Sheesh. That is totally unfair. Now that I can actually afford one & know what the fuck to do to her properly, I'm out of range?

    Fuck that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    I'm not sure exactly when I crossed the line from horny guy to dirty old man. Such a fine line it is. I don't see what the big deal is. I've wanted to fuck girls in their early 20's since I was 14. Now that I am almost 40 that's a problem? Sheesh. That is totally unfair. Now that I can actually afford one & know what the fuck to do to her properly, I'm out of range?

    Fuck that.
    I would say you are actually normal. If you said you didn't want to fuck girls in their 20's I would be concerned about your mental stability.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    I'm not sure exactly when I crossed the line from horny guy to dirty old man.

    Fuck that.
    You did that when you put on your Grass Skirt.
    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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    I'm fine with the dirty old men who buy young whores. I have a problem with the ones who molest little boys.

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    I like the idea that we're debating the morality of this thread.

    As if a 23 year old model would ever consider stupping a bunch of fat middle aged men. We can all dream though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    I like the idea that we're debating the morality of this thread.

    As if a 23 year old model would ever consider stupping a bunch of fat middle aged men. We can all dream though.

    I am only middle aged if I live to see 80 years old.

    What if I only make it to 50? That means at 25 I was middle aged and didn't know it.

    And if I live to be 140....I won't be middle aged for another 30 years.

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    At that point in your pick-up line Carly would not be so much 'Holy Yum-Yum' as 'Sleepy-time bye bye.'

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    lol....listening to you guys, one would think that horny, middle aged.....err.....experienced...
    women don't stand a chance....


    unless, by the grace of God, they LOOK like they are 20....ish
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    How many guys do you know in their 50s with a 20 year old girlfriend? It's a myth. Unless you're stuppidly rich.

    That's a difference between men and women: it is very rare to see/hear 50 year old women lusting after 18 year old men; but the oppostie is commonplace. We're pretty tragic when you think about it.

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    Not necessarily...


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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    How many guys do you know in their 50s with a 20 year old girlfriend? It's a myth. Unless you're stuppidly rich.
    Not always true. When I was 25-26 I was involved with a married man who was 51 at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Not always true. When I was 25-26 I was involved with a married man who was 51 at the time.
    wowsers. surely you'd KNOW that could only end badly.....

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