Originally Posted by ashstralia
Well I hope when I am 51 I will make it end so badly
Course I will be shot at 80 crawling out a window by a jealous husband...... all those years years wasted.....
Well I hope when I am 51 I will make it end so badly
Course I will be shot at 80 crawling out a window by a jealous husband...... all those years years wasted.....
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
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lol comedy.
Thats extra funny because I just checked in now!
Her teeth look fine from here but I would need to see this one up close.
I can tell by the commercial< the pink dress one) were she slides to the left and it locks up.., the way she hyperextends her left knee ,there will be a replacement issue in the future perhaps with some rope training I could adjust my adjustables.
and then!!! there is the poop'n and littter, have you ALL EVEN CONSIDERED FEED. AND BOARDING..???
I didn't think so!@!!!
2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve
Bitches stay over 1 night to fuck & suddenly need a drawer to just "have a couple of things like underwear, toothbrush, etc...". Eventually 1 drawer turns into the whole damn house & you are left wondering why your 1/34 model Corvettes have been replaced by Precious Moments figurines.
Happens in a blink of an eye my friends....a blink of an eye. One minute you are a single stud wracking up notches on your bedpost, and suddenly you are committed and your pad has been chickified. BEWARE!
Last time I had a '1-night stand', the chick stayed 4 1/2 years. And when she left I ended up with a cat that she left behind. Fucking cat.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
With that said....I have a dresser drawer emptied & ready to go for the T-Mobile girl. Come on over sweetie. Bring your toothbrush.
Not surprised....
Men never learn their lesson with women. How many times have you been so drunk that you prayed to the toilet Gods and promised never to drink again if you made it through? And how many times did you drink after that?
How many women have screwed you over & you swear them off for good? Until a cutie turns her head & looks your way....catches your eye.
Here we go again.
Best not to beat yourself up over it. Just hang the fuck on and enjoy the ride during the fun parts, smile for the cameras, and knock the bottom out of her as best you can to at least kinda ruin it for the next guy.
Like when a girl gives a miraculous blowjob. You are forever thankful of her skills....yet it's best not to think of how she got so damn good at it.
I'm curious to know what the attraction was.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
i'm thinking he went out on the town wearing his best cape...then said 'look into my eyes, not around the eyes, but into the eyes....'
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
One of my favourite Little Britain sketches.
i knew you'd be onto it bin
Beat me to it.i'm thinking he went out on the town wearing his best cape...then said 'look into my eyes, not around the eyes, but into the eyes....'
Or the infamous interview question to the assistant(and wife) of the magician Paul Daniels...
Genius - Mrs Merton was outstanding.
Kristy doesn't strike me as that kind of girl though.
I am generally curious about a relationship with a 25 year age gap.
Well I wouldn't want you as a babysitter then.
Not at all. For some of us, having some common ground to speak about (such as events that happened before 1988) is sorta nice. Otherwise, you end up dealing with people who's life experience can be summed up in a year-end edition of People magazine. Plus there are certain advantages to seeing someone that doesn't still live with her folks and needs to be home by a certain time. Christ, that whole routine of meeting the father that is younger than you must be an awkward as hell experience.
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
I walked straight into that.
no shit
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
I did a similar with this lovely french girl and in the morning she was describing what We needed to do about my blankets hanging as window dressing and how together we could get some curtains ...?
Bitches stay over 1 night to fuck & suddenly need a drawer to just "have a couple of things like underwear, toothbrush, etc...". Eventually 1 drawer turns into the whole damn house & you are left wondering why your 1/34 model Corvettes have been replaced by Precious Moments figurines.
Happens in a blink of an eye my friends....a blink of an eye. One minute you are a single stud wracking up notches on your bedpost, and suddenly you are committed and your pad has been chickified. BEWARE!
Last time I had a '1-night stand', the chick stayed 4 1/2 years. And when she left I ended up with a cat that she left behind. Fucking cat.
So, I was like,... well, i'll make the pankcakes and we can talk about it. Here we go again ...now I am thinking of a larger litter box or perhaps just a room addition..?
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Who could be bothered with this?
Teens Leading Search For Missing Friend So They Can Tell Her Who's Pregnant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Fuckin' 'ell, my sides...
Cheers!
Yeah, specifically this one....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
lolol...that has got to be true!
chalk up 1 for chefcraig
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
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fifth element
lurkers...
It's live in the moment and don't get too attached to anybody or anything. Then if you do want to get married, get a prenuptial agreement. Lay it out and if she doesn't like it, time to move on. Also make it clear you are going to be fair. You will do the ethical things but if you are ever screwed over or stabbed in the back, they will be very very sorry they ever did that to you.Men never learn their lesson with women. How many times have you been so drunk that you prayed to the toilet Gods and promised never to drink again if you made it through? And how many times did you drink after that?
How many women have screwed you over & you swear them off for good? Until a cutie turns her head & looks your way....catches your eye.
Here we go again.
Best not to beat yourself up over it. Just hang the fuck on and enjoy the ride during the fun parts, smile for the cameras, and knock the bottom out of her as best you can to at least kinda ruin it for the next guy.
Like when a girl gives a miraculous blowjob. You are forever thankful of her skills....yet it's best not to think of how she got so damn good at it.
or marry into money with no prenup
yeah, let's all live our lives and never take a chance.....
sounds like a boring as hell existance to me.
Safe, perhaps.....never risking heart or soul or spirit......but boring.
he lives in wyoming...
That doesn't make much sense. How is it living in the moment if you are planning ahead with a pre-nup?
ohhhhhh.....well then....carry on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Fuckin' 'ell, my sides...
Cheers!
I take it from your response that old women chase young men a lot in Portugal?
he simply has dreams of women chasing men....period....lolol
Oh yes. And you know this area where I live? The Algarve?
Where a lot of people from Europe, including English men & women of all ages come to spend a couple of weeks in the summer?
Need I say more?
Cheers! :bottle:
Sense is rarely on the agenda when Mr. Peeps rears his purple head.
This will become more noticeable to you once you become an older man.
An older... oi, just what are you implying, gramps?This will become more noticeable to you once you become an older man.
I'm only 29! Age has nothing to do with noticing things.
Cheers! :bottle:
Meh.
I'm still partial to Ginger Flo from the Progressive ads, although mostly because she irks the hell out of me and I'm in the mood for a grudge fuck.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
29? that sounds like a woman denying that she ever gets any older......
Imapus is a woman? I would not have guessed
Depends on your situation; I too have to start dealing with (avoiding) being the creepy old(er) guy, but my situation is kinda unique...but still why not? Plus, as a trusted family member in the same demographic once said to me (paraphrasing) - if you still can (as in they don't run when you approach), and there's no reason why you shouldn't, why wouldn't you?
I think unless you're a fat oaf, it's only over the minute YOU think it is.
Hey, and some of us are no longer fat, so... keep hope alive...
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