Ahh...gotta love "The Onion". If you haven't seen "The Onion Movie" it's worth a watch. Some pretty funny stuff.Originally Posted by Seshmeister
Who could be bothered with this?
Teens Leading Search For Missing Friend So They Can Tell Her Who's Pregnant
And that's how it starts.
In 5 years you will be thinking....wait, what the fuck just happened?
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
I need the chemical connection and when I find it I am one happy sumbitch.
The French girl was back in 1996 I have had a couple other relationships since then but nothing like my last one, she was like the first one back in highschool but so much better.
I am however hopefull as my record states that there has only been a accumulated many or perhaps quite a few semi great relationships inbetween my two great loves.
So, it looks like in about 27 years I will really be happy again and I am so fucking cool with that.
We will always have Paris my love... till then I got drugs booze and a couple floozies..YEA HAH!
2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve
5 YEARS!!!!?? my record is 18 months.
LMAO... sadly you're only off by 4 years...I have scars on my liver older than her.
I think this thread crosses into dirty old man territory, lets keep it to the golden half plus 7 age rule please.
Admittedly for Zah that's women over 37...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Good grief!
I can only hope that reading my posts each day will help delay the inevitable forthcoming dementia or at least keep you abreast of the modern attitudes of the younger generation.
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
how rude!
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
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This thread got 190 000 hits?
The internet is weird...
Sadly, it seems the t-Mobile girl has gone the way of the bidding site girl. Although, she had more traction...
The blonde on the Beezid commercial?
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
No, the girl that was the former Eagles cheerleader on the other shitty fraud bid site. Quidbids or something? She only lasted one commercial and they replaced her. I haven't seen many ads since. I saw a similar thread for her somewhere else...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4161755/
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