(Newser) – Ivory Wave, Red Dove, Vanilla Sky—the names sound more tranquil than menacing, but authorities are calling them the latest in drugs as dangerous as crystal meth. They're bath salts, and can be bought legally in stores, but they contain mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone, which can cause hallucinations, paranoia, rapid heart rates, and suicidal thoughts. Louisiana alone had 125 calls to its poison control center in three months last year, leading the bath salts to be outlawed by emergency order.

Now other states are thinking of following Louisiana's lead, reports the AP. Because bath salts are not designed to be consumed, they are not regulated like food or drugs. But people—mostly meth addicts for now, say the police—can snort, inject, or smoke them, giving them a powerful, but scary high. "I couldn't tell you why I did it," said one man who stabbed himself in the face and stomach while high on the salts. "The psychological effects are still there." "Even though it's a horrible trip, they want to do it again and again," said a poison control doctor.

People say they love to take baths as a means to escape reality but this is a bit extreme. Now with every politician going into severe panic mode in order to get us to believe they are doing something Attorney General Pam Bondi of Florida have gone off the deep end herself by presently issuing a 90-day emergency order making it a third-degree felony to have or sell the salts.

"To date, poison control centers have reported 61 calls about bath salt abuse, but that number could be much higher because hospitals are not required to report it and the salts are unable to be detected during drug tests."

Now bath salts are a "drug?"