Charlie Sheen Is Da Man!

[Jagermeister]

This guy rocks. I want to be like Charlie.

This cracks me up. The chick is like um I don't do coke. But she does an excellent job of descirbing the "8 balls" some guy brings to the party.

Party on Mr. Sheen. Party On.




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[Dave's Bitch]

Charlie Sheen Is A Prick

[Jagermeister]

Oh I don't know. Porn stars and 8 balls may make for a disassociated facade but he's ok in my book.

[Dave's Bitch]

Just keep him away from the gun cabinate

[sadaist]

1 - Hiatal Hernias are real. Nasty fucking shit. And if you don't take proper preventative medication, they will fuck you up.

2 - This blonde porn "star", chicks like her are a dime a dozen. I could see 1,000 girls hotter & dirtier than her just by Googling "drunken sluts". She just wants her fame and like she said "I want my Bentley". Nothing more than a slimy gold digging bitch with nothing more to offer than a stretched out pussy or disinterested blow job.

Who knows how much Charlie drank or how much (if any) drugs he took. Who the fuck cares. His work is on hiatus this week. His partying so far has not affected his work life. He shows up to work, does his job, and has the highest rated show on TV. Dude looks fairly healthy too. A lot healthier than when Eddie was whacked out of his mind.

He is a millionaire, likes to get hammered and have whores around. Sounds like a good life choice to me. People ragging him are either looking for their own fame or are jealous. Plus now it's just easier for Charlie to pay some random chick $15k for the night instead of getting married and paying multi-millions forever.

[sadaist]

He isn't doing anything different from what any rockstar has done, Dave included. Difference is Charlie keeps getting caught and there weren't paparazzi & Internet in 1981.

[Nitro Express]

Some men just shouldn't get married and get a vasectomy so they can't make kids. Charlie and Tiger are going to burn through as many skanks as they can. They attract lots of women because they are rich and famous and they love to sample the candy store.

[Kristy]

Just keep him away from the gun cabinate

Gun cabinets
Alcohol
Women

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Gun cabinets
Alcohol
Women

you prefer him as an unarmed, sober faggot? that is his co-star on the show...

[lesfunk]

For better or for worse , Sheen knows how to fucking party.

[VAiN]

He's OK in my book... I'd do the same stupid shit if I had the opportunities he has.

[THEDOCTOR]

Charlie Sheen:
Single handedly keeping the 80's alive even if it kills him!

[sadaist]

If he keeps at this pace....I don't think he will die.

It is much more likely a dead hooker will turn up one morning at his house with a bottle of vodka in her ass, a nose full of coke, and a womb full of Charlies seed. Then the spectacle of the trial of the millennium. You think OJ's trial was big? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

[Eyes of the Night]

Charlie Sheen:
Single handedly keeping the 80's alive even if it kills him!

Hillarious and fucking cool at the same time Doc!

[binnie]

If he was a girl, we'd all be calling him a skank.

I'm all for people who don't give a fuck, but when you get into middle aged and you're still the same person you were a generation earlier, it's a little sad.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

“I’m fine, People don’t seem to get it.... Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also"--charlie sheen

[Terry]

I mean, it's Charlie Sheen. He's been doing this kind of stuff forever. I suppose it's a bit lame he felt the need to do it with his family in the next room, but whatever.

His offscreen behavior is far more entertaining that that piece of shit sitcom he's in...or probably 9 out of 10 movies he's been in.

[chefcraig]

CBS Cancels Production On Sheen's 'Two And A Half Men' For Remainder Of Season Following Actor's Radio Rant; Sheen Fires Back

YAHOO TV

CBS has pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"... for now.

Just hours after Charlie Sheen went on a radio rampage, blasting his bosses at the television show, CBS issued a statement on behalf of the network and "...Men's" production company, announcing they were pulling the show from production of new episodes.

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season," CBS said in a statement late Thursday night.

Not long after CBS and Warner Bros. issued their statement, Sheen had some words of his own, specifically aimed at show creator Chuck Lorre.

"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth," Sheen said in an open letter, posted on TMZ's website.

Sheen went even further, attacking Lorre, suggesting this is a battle and claiming the fans will support him.

"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists," Sheen's statement continued. "I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

"Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together," he added.

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Sheen called into a nationally syndicated radio show on Thursday and unleashed a shocking rant in which he attacked Alcoholics Anonymous and his hit CBS show.

"I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show and all that and so I'm just sort of seeing if they're telling the truth or not," Charlie claimed to host Alex Jones in an interview for his radio show, "The Alex Jones Show," on Thursday, referring to his CBS bosses.

"Are they happy with the $5 billion they already made off me or do they think they can turn it into $10 [billion] in a couple more seasons?" Charlie continued. "I'm just saying, you know [the show] is a runaway freakin' juggernaut."

Charlie made it abundantly clear he doesn't believe the show can survive without him, telling Alex, "Watch your ratings, dudes. Watch your stupid ratings.

"Do what you've gotta do -- I'll go make movies with superstars and not work with idiots," he threatened.

The 45-year-old also blasted show creator Chuck Lorre, calling him a "turd" while claiming that he embarrassed Chuck "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

[ELVIS]

Check out these clips from Alex Jones yesterday...I say he's high...

[Mr Walker]

If it wasn't for his history of violence toward women, I'd applaud Sheen's wild lifestyle.
Anyone who hits or threatens women is a piece of shit in my book, so you know what, fuck him.

[chefcraig]

His speech isn't slurred, but he seems to be utterly, straitjacket-worthy, several sandwiches shy of a picnic, Shatner aboard an airplane in the Twilight Zone, poo-throwing, fucking bonkers.

[ELVIS]

Coke doesn't slur your speech...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

right........after a teener and your face is sliding off.....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and you've chewed your tongue off....

[Nitro Express]

Even the crazy Alex Jones is going, woah Charlie, are you ok?

[kwame k]

Yeah....not a fan of beating up chicks either but....... man, he's bringing it! Elegantly wasted, passionate [about what we have no clue], and fighting mad........

What a glorious train wreak

[ELVIS]

I like Jones...

[kwame k]

....in a gay way?

[Mr Walker]

You know who is really delightful is that Denise Richards... I can't imagine why anyone would raise a hand to her... has to be the drugs.

[ELVIS]

....in a gay way?

No, I think he's entertaining and is right about some things...

[kwame k]

...must be

[VAiN]

This guy is great... 'AA is a bunch of losers'.. LOVE it! This is going to be fun to watch...

[Nitro Express]

You know who is really delightful is that Denise Richards... I can't imagine why anyone would raise a hand to her... has to be the drugs.

Maybe she's a bitch. Yes she's beautiful but how many beautiful women can you get when you are Charlie Sheen. Charlie's mistake is he married these women. He should just get a vasectomy and bang away. He's a Playboy and that is where he's the happiest. He wants variety and some wild times. He's hungry for more.

[hambon4lif]

This is AWESOME!!

Another spun-out anti-semitic prick in fantasyland spouting off 20 minutes of 'crack-speak'.

And to a radio host who took 20 minutes out of his "Obama is Satan" crusade to let this ingrate jagoff completely unravel over the air.

You just can't make this shit up, folks!

Take a bow, Charlie! This was your "Mel Gibson" moment.

[Nitro Express]

This guy is great... 'AA is a bunch of losers'.. LOVE it! This is going to be fun to watch...

Listening to a bunch of depressed people whine and be pressured to join a church. That would make me drink more.

[THEDOCTOR]

What better way to cure a guy who is partying more than he should than to EXTEND his time in the bahamas with three hot chicks?
Bree Olsen is reallllly cute btw

Charlie is living by the Motley Crue motto"We are gonna do ALL the drugs and fuck ALL the women!"
I say if he showed up at work,and did his job,shut the fuck up! (and try and get him to take you aprtying with him for fuck's sake!)

[Nitro Express]

This is AWESOME!!

Another spun-out anti-semitic prick in fantasyland spouting off 20 minutes of 'crack-speak'.

And to a radio host who took 20 minutes out of his "Obama is Satan" crusade to let this ingrate jagoff completely unravel over the air.

You just can't make this shit up, folks!

Take a bow, Charlie! This was your "Mel Gibson" moment.

Alex Jones grates on my nerves but since he's a low budget operation, some people just let go. I mean if he has the right guest it's better than Coast to Coast AM. Alex always looks like he's ready to shoot a load because Charlie Sheen gives him the time of day and then his face goes weird once Charlie starts going crack crazy.

[Nitro Express]

What better way to cure a guy who is partying more than he should than to EXTEND his time in the bahamas with three hot chicks?
Bree Olsen is reallllly cute btw

Charlie is living by the Motley Crue motto"We are gonna do ALL the drugs and fuck ALL the women!"
I say if he showed up at work,and did his job,shut the fuck up! (and try and get him to take you aprtying with him for fuck's sake!)

I don't think you will ever see Charlie ice skating on TV. He's more Motley than Motley Crue these days. Charlie could get drunk, set fire to a small village and ravish the women with Lemmy. I don't think the rest of the domesticated so called rock stars could keep up anymore.

[indeedido]

He is high and crazy. What was that last line about airport security, "get near my kids and I'll chew your fucking arm off." What the fuck? He's about to pull a Tyson. I'll rip your heart out and eat your kids. Praise be Allah

[FORD]

I don't think you will ever see Charlie ice skating on TV.

No, but he's a shoe-in for the next season of "Celebrity Rehab"

I'm sure Dr. Drew has already called him.