Hagar Predictably Runs His Boorish Yap In Revisionist History Memoir, 'Red'

[vanhalen1r2]

I guess this proves that too much cheese clogs the arteries in the brain, as well as the heart.

SpamBo's arteries must be ready to burst

[indeedido]

90%, fuck him

[jero]

fuck him 100%

[BITEYOASS]

Spammy can't make another album with =VH= because he is NOT A WINNER!

[Prothro]

I guess that Chickenfoot thing just isn't working out.

[fifth element]

just not gonna happen.

period.

[ThrillsNSpills]

He pushes this crap after badmouthing EVH constantly.

He's upset because they're back with their "first wife" and you know what ever they do will dwarf Chickenfoot.
Nobody cares about him without VH apparently or why else would he keep talking about them in the press?

[Unchainme]

He pushes this crap after badmouthing EVH constantly.

He's upset because they're back with their "first wife" and you know what ever they do will dwarf Chickenfoot.
Nobody cares about him without VH apparently or why else would he keep talking about them in the press?

All that has to be done is put up the tour numbers for 04 and 07.

If Dave and Ed even just release one last album and tour one more time, his time with Van Halen will be an afterthought.

[fifth element]

He pushes this crap after badmouthing EVH constantly.

He's upset because they're back with their "first wife" and you know what ever they do will dwarf Chickenfoot.
Nobody cares about him without VH apparently or why else would he keep talking about them in the press?

the best way to ANNOY Sammy is to IGNORE Sammy
VH has it down pat....

[chefcraig]

The magazine cover really says it all. Rather than going with a picture of Hagar, RS went with Snooki, the Doritos munching hose-hound from the Jersey Shore. I'm not kidding, see for yourself.

[hambon4lif]

Rolling Snore has devolved into a total comic book.

Nice!

[ELVIS]

Snookie and Sammy...

I think this is clogging up main...

Later!

[VAiN]

I'll read this article just like I'll listen to music that I don't love... out of pure morbid curiosity and only to thoroughly trash it later. What an arrogant prick - "up there around 90 percent" - Not a chance in hell.

[chefcraig]

I'll read this article just like I'll listen to music that I don't love... out of pure morbid curiosity and only to thoroughly trash it later. What an arrogant prick - "up there around 90 percent" - Not a chance in hell.

Allow me to save you some time and potential brain damage, brother. All you need to read is this, the very first question and answer in the article, as excerpted at RS ONLINE. It pretty much tells you exactly how "truthful" this garbage really is, and also points to the bonehead's inflated sense of himself.

What made you want to write a book?

I’ve been maybe one of the most misunderstood rockers of all time because I’ve always been kinda quiet on my personal life. I’ve never really been a press-hound. There’s never been a lot of stuff written about me, quite honestly. Flying under the radar’s always been my philosophy. If you’re never in, you’re never out.

At some stage in your life, though, you go "I want my story to be told," and here it is. I think that’s why people are gonna be surprised when they read. You know we know all about Tommy Lee. We know all about Keith Richards. But, we don’t know that much about Sammy.

[Kristy]

I live for this. Your passion of hatred for Sammy makes life worth living sometimes.

In Sammy's defense of course he would love to make another album with Eddie since his "supergroup" Chicken-whatever they were called turned out to be a major commercial failure. I can remember seeing that deplorable album on sale at BestBuy last year for $4.99 - new! And still couldn't sale a copy to save its life. They couldn't give it away to break even on it. You know there is a warehouse somewhere full of that CD waiting to be shipped to an Indonesian landfill (to top of the VHIII CD's).