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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Just be happy he said it and didn't sing it.
    ...or write a song about it!
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    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    The RIAA database sucks and it says 2x's Platinum was awarded in 1994......so they haven't sold any more records since then?
    I've bought it twice since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    i told you, i didn't play a dog, i played "the geek".
    the whole "wildman from borneo" bit.
    now back on topic, sammy is an idiot.
    everytime he opens his mouth the stench that comes out is fucking unbearable.
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    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I've bought it twice since then.
    OK.....I've bought it 3x's so.....

    2,000,000
    + 2
    +3
    _________
    2,000,005...........and counting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    OK.....I've bought it 3x's so.....

    2,000,000
    + 2
    +3
    _________
    2,000,005...........and counting!
    add another 6 for me......
    2,000,011 and counting

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    OK.....I've bought it 3x's so.....

    2,000,000
    + 2
    +3
    _________
    2,000,005...........and counting!
    Let's see...

    2 LP's (the first one got played so much you could hold it up to the sun and light would shine though it)
    1 Cassette for the car
    1 CD
    Another CD in 2000 when they came out with the re-masters


    .....that brings us to a total of 2,000,009.....and counting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    Let's see...

    2 LP's (the first one got played so much you could hold it up to the sun and light would shine though it)
    1 Cassette for the car
    1 CD
    Another CD in 2000 when they came out with the re-masters


    .....that brings us to a total of 2,000,009.....and counting!
    well, that 2,000,015 so far.......

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    Guys this needs to be accurate so remember this is after 1994!

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    Fuck. I only bought it one time and I still have it. I guess I didn't do my part.

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    Still time to edit that post....pretty sure you get banned here if you haven't bought it twice.......

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    Page 3.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    Maybe They Stopped Counting After 1994?

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    Interesting, Dan....I'll take that under advisement!

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    Put Dave And Spammy In A Ring And Let Them Go For It.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    git off my leg
    Don't say leg!










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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Put Dave And Spammy In A Ring And Let Them Go For It.
    Nah.....put Sammy in a pit and throw gasoline on top of him...then light a match.

    Far more entertaining..

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Nah.....put Sammy in a pit and throw gasoline on top of him...then light a match.

    Far more entertaining..
    That alone would probably be enough to kick the global warming argument in high gear.

    I say we give his fatass to those aliens he keeps talking about in exchange for some kickass space coke!

    win/win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Put Dave And Spammy In A Ring And Let Them Go For It.
    Did MTV ever have the claymation Celebrity Death Match of those 2? I can't remember one. Those were funny. Right when MTV was turning to shit though.



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    Who is Sammy Hagar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAKIN WHISKEY View Post
    Who is Sammy Hagar?
    Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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    Quote Originally Posted by TAKIN WHISKEY View Post
    Who is Sammy Hagar?
    God, I miss that bot!

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    leave it to cato to show us all up.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidLeeNatra View Post
    as a wise man said...dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians...
    Lesbians make me cringe...

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    the axl vs. slash one is pretty good one.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Lesbians make me cringe...
    So you've finally came out of the closet?

    Has the Church and it's followers abandoned you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Did MTV ever have the claymation Celebrity Death Match of those 2? I can't remember one. Those were funny. Right when MTV was turning to shit though.
    That's the first thing I thought of when reading Dan's post. If ever there was a perfect setting, that would have been it. What surprised the crap out of me just now was learning that the show was being produced up until 2007, as a revival started in 2005, years after the original been canceled. I'd never seen a single episode of these "new" shows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Put Dave And Spammy In A Ring And Let Them Go For It.
    not even a fight.....
    Seriously...I can see Hagar running...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    not even a fight.....
    Seriously...I can see Hagar running...

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    sammy hagar gets his ass kicked by dlr once again.......
    i've actually seen this before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Lesbians make me cringe...
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    what was it dave said.... got no probs with lesbians as long as they're both hot. mmmmm

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    Shammy Fagar has cemented his status as the world biggest smelly cunt of alltime, I'm so sick of this douche bag excuse of a singer had it not been for EVH Fagar would have been long forgotten.

    This sour grapes shit with this clown has no end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    lol...i see....too stupid to run...stands there and gets his ass kicked.

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    and let's not forget what a shithouse lyricist he is... comparing the genius of dlr to that is like.. like... well, you just can't.

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    as far as lesbians....
    have known several....some good people, ...
    one....selfish as hell

    but overall, people are people are people.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Is it just me but....the older I get the more annoyed I am by this guy.

    Seems he has a compulsive need to get his side of the story out every time he speaks.......has he done an interview [since joining Van Hagar] where he doesn't mention VH or Dave in a negative light.

    The guy would be a B-list rock star at best had he not joined VH......he should be kissing their asses at every opportunity, like bassplayer usually does.

    Would the guy ever have gotten in the Hall of Lame as a solo "artist"?
    I dunno...seems like the more time passes, the less anything Hagar has to say about Van Halen even matters.

    I mean, the 2004 tour was a shoddy affair and Ed wasn't in great condition from the get-go. Yet Hagar didn't have the integrity to pass on the opportunity to burnish his mediocre credentials by playing with Van Halen once again, even though the performances were subpar. He did the entire tour, collected his money THEN decided to trash the Van Halens and the tour in the press.

    Yes, quite interesting how spring of 1996 to fall of 2003, the period in which Hagar was out of contact with EVH, becomes "ten years". Although in no way inconsistent with Hagar's long history of exaggerating sales figures, tour grosses and the like. Why lie when you don't need to? I mean, the guy is financially successful, and even the most ardent anti-Van Hagar fan can't honestly claim that Van Halen didn't sell quite a few records when Sam was in the band. So why bullshit?

    Hagar just can't come to grips with the fact that Van Halen made better music when Roth was in the band, and that the CVH era is really the only one that matters to the public at large. I mean, no matter how much money he made off selling his tequila business or whatever else, Hagar is still firmly in Roth's shadow (as well he should be, because Roth plain has more talent) and always will be; no amount of booze sales or lies in interviews are ever gonna erase that. But hey, there's no shame in being a rock star with mediocre-to-average talent who has, despite his limitations, managed to make quite a bit of money by (in part) riding someone else's coattails (EVH and DLR). It's more than most people who wanna become rock stars ever achieve. Just because he coasted for a decade on what another group of people built from nothing is no reason for him to still be bitter...I mean, the guy IS the lead singer of Chickenfoot after all...
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    I dunno...seems like the more time passes, the less anything Hagar has to say about Van Halen even matters.

    I mean, the 2004 tour was a shoddy affair and Ed wasn't in great condition from the get-go. Yet Hagar didn't have the integrity to pass on the opportunity to burnish his mediocre credentials by playing with Van Halen once again, even though the performances were subpar. He did the entire tour, collected his money THEN decided to trash the Van Halens and the tour in the press.

    Yes, quite interesting how spring of 1996 to fall of 2003, the period in which Hagar was out of contact with EVH, becomes "ten years". Although in no way inconsistent with Hagar's long history of exaggerating sales figures, tour grosses and the like. Why lie when you don't need to? I mean, the guy is financially successful, and even the most ardent anti-Van Hagar fan can't honestly claim that Van Halen didn't sell quite a few records when Sam was in the band. So why bullshit?

    Hagar just can't come to grips with the fact that Van Halen made better music when Roth was in the band, and that the CVH era is really the only one that matters to the public at large. I mean, no matter how much money he made off selling his tequila business or whatever else, Hagar is still firmly in Roth's shadow (as well he should be, because Roth plain has more talent) and always will be; no amount of booze sales or lies in interviews are ever gonna erase that. But hey, there's no shame in being a rock star with mediocre-to-average talent who has, despite his limitations, managed to make quite a bit of money by (in part) riding someone else's coattails (EVH and DLR). It's more than most people who wanna become rock stars ever achieve. Just because he coasted for a decade on what another group of people built from nothing is no reason for him to still be bitter...I mean, the guy IS the lead singer of Chickenfoot after all...
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    sammy can talk all he wants about eddie vanhalen and dave.

    The truth is that sammy got lucky as hell to be where he is at today and he got there holding onto eddie vanhalens beltloop.
    Eddie is a national treasure, Dave is a self made rock and roll God.

    sammy is just an fat,ugly piece of shit. those are my old ladies words, not mine. she said he looks like a retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    terry, it would be my doobiest honor to purchase you an adult beverage of your choice someday
    +1 on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    It's amazing that Fair Warning, perhaps the best CVH record, sold only 2 million copies. I know there weren't any "hits" on the record but come on...
    I'm glad to be part of the only 2 million who "get it".....

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