Hagar Predictably Runs His Boorish Yap In Revisionist History Memoir, 'Red'

[hideyoursheep]

Every time Dave gave an interview there was a sound byte.

When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.

[SunisinuS]

Bottom line is this....

One singer is out there making money by selling a book that exploits how fucked up Ed was.

Another singer cared enough about Ed to pick him up off the ground and got his shit back together.

....so I don't think anyone needs to wonder who THE REAL LEAD SINGER OF VAN HALEN is!
Not anymore!

ROTH'N'ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!


End of story.

And not one complaint about having to interupt the tour so Ed could have another moment.

[Kristy]

I'll admit I saw VH in 2004. This is something I am not proud of.

[hideyoursheep]

Did you get your money back? Because that wasn't VH.

[Kristy]

No. It was a ... mistake. Eddie did have his flashes of brilliance if memory serves. But to hear the "Red Rocker" butcher (and I mean butcher) 'Jump' is emotionally traumatizing. I cannot ever listen to that song again..EVER! I'm serious.

[hambon4lif]

No. It was a ... mistake. Eddie did have his flashes of brilliance if memory serves. But to hear the "Red Rocker" butcher (and I mean butcher) 'Jump' is emotionally traumatizing. I cannot ever listen to that song again..EVER! I'm serious.

If I went to a show where a guy is singing about having his "ass against the record machine", I would find that more than just a little disturbing.

[Kristy]

Well, to me the "Red Rocker" was too concerned having his own head up his ass. Christ, he's just one annoying singer - next to that 80's relic Sebastian Bach. Gimme Dylan's current voice over that nonsense any day.

[ThrillsNSpills]

a bit of comedy

[SunisinuS]

If I went to a show where a guy is singing about having his "ass against the record machine", I would find that more than just a little disturbing.

Just being a Truther....is was "Back against the record machine"...

Signs off...

[hambon4lif]

Well, to me the "Red Rocker" was too concerned having his own head up his ass. Christ, he's just one annoying singer - next to that 80's relic Sebastian Bach. Gimme Dylan's current voice over that nonsense any day.

I can't stand Sams voice. Never could. It was always nails on a chalkboard. Just another little guy screaming to be heard.
Instead of having his voice be part of the song, he's always yelling at the song. It's like "what the fuck did music ever do to you, pal?"

I don't celebrate mediocrity, so I really don't know much about his songs, but whenever they played them on the radio, my first instinct was to change the damn station.

To me, he's never been anything more than a self-obsessed over-rated opportunist hack.

[hambon4lif]

Just being a Truther....is was "Back against the record machine"...

Signs off...

Tell him that, not me!

I know what the damn words are!

[Kristy]

I can't stand Sams voice.

Yeah, it's so one dimensional. As if he can only sing in one tone and key. His vocals are beyond nerve-grating to me.

[ace diamond]

When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.

hello siggy!

[Cato]

I'll admit I saw VH in 2004. This is something I am not proud of.

eh, did you see Sammy wearing sandals live?

who's in avatar btw?

[Hardrock69]

Ok guys, I took a hit for the Roth Army.

Was channel surfing just now, and (I have DirecTV - called by hackers DaveTV by the way) I found out that this month on their channel 101 (which has preview editions of new music DVDs that are out now) was Spamulus Flatulus.

I stopped surfing for a moment, knowing I would hate it. I found it to be pure comedy. Still has Vic on lead guitar and Mona on bass. Dunno who the drummer is.

Anyway, his voice is now shot. You think it was shot before, you ought to hear it now. Age catching on, but anyway they went through "There's Only One Way To Rock" followed by "I Can't Drive 55".

Ugh..


The crap that came out of the fat one's mouth.

I mean, when I flipped the channel and suddenly was confronted with the fat one's idiot face on the screen, my first instinct was to reach for the power button on my remote.

But I stopped myself out of morbid curiosity. Less than 2 songs in, and I was satisfied that a) he still sucks, and b) he is worse than he was before. Some of his guitar solos were really lame pieces of shit.

I mean, REALLY lame.

Ok so on a scale of 1 to 5 I give him a negative 5. Woulda given him a negative 10, but I did laugh at the TV when the thing opened it's mouth and this raggely screech came out. So I have to give the unwitting slob some credit for providing me with some comedy that made me laugh, though I don't think they meant their public farting performance to be 'comedy'.

That fucking sorry bastard.

It was obviously a headlining show, but not ChickenAss. His solo band, playing the greatest of the lamest hits he ever crapped unto pop culture.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................

And to think spEd ever let that fucking bastard in his band.

[Kristy]

eh, did you see Sammy wearing sandals live?

who's in avatar btw?

That's David Eugene Edwards, of course. The former front man of 16 Horsepower. Why do you ask?

[ThrillsNSpills]

ha ha rubbin it to a dude.

you know what that means

[ThrillsNSpills]

don't sweat it.

it's her.

[lesfunk]

Ok guys, I took a hit for the Roth Army.

Was channel surfing just now, and (I have DirecTV - called by hackers DaveTV by the way) I found out that this month on their channel 101 (which has preview editions of new music DVDs that are out now) was Spamulus Flatulus.

I stopped surfing for a moment, knowing I would hate it. I found it to be pure comedy. Still has Vic on lead guitar and Mona on bass. Dunno who the drummer is.

Anyway, his voice is now shot. You think it was shot before, you ought to hear it now. Age catching on, but anyway they went through "There's Only One Way To Rock" followed by "I Can't Drive 55".

Ugh..


The crap that came out of the fat one's mouth.

I mean, when I flipped the channel and suddenly was confronted with the fat one's idiot face on the screen, my first instinct was to reach for the power button on my remote.

But I stopped myself out of morbid curiosity. Less than 2 songs in, and I was satisfied that a) he still sucks, and b) he is worse than he was before. Some of his guitar solos were really lame pieces of shit.

I mean, REALLY lame.

Ok so on a scale of 1 to 5 I give him a negative 5. Woulda given him a negative 10, but I did laugh at the TV when the thing opened it's mouth and this raggely screech came out. So I have to give the unwitting slob some credit for providing me with some comedy that made me laugh, though I don't think they meant their public farting performance to be 'comedy'.

That fucking sorry bastard.

It was obviously a headlining show, but not ChickenAss. His solo band, playing the greatest of the lamest hits he ever crapped unto pop culture.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................

And to think spEd ever let that fucking bastard in his band.

I was just channel surfing too.... one shot HEY! TWO Shots... HEY! THREE Shots... MAS Tequila ! LOL!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Sammy's got nothin to say and all day to say it.

[Kristy]

And the jacket is Dior. :tongue0011:

How superficial of him.

[twonabomber]

Ok guys, I took a hit for the Roth Army.

Was channel surfing just now, and (I have DirecTV - called by hackers DaveTV by the way) I found out that this month on their channel 101 (which has preview editions of new music DVDs that are out now) was Spamulus Flatulus.

i saw it a couple weeks ago. i think he was headlining a bike festival or something. you know, an event where you just happen to see a show, not a show that is an event. he wouldn't have drawn that crowd on his own.

but yes, it was weak.

i think David Lauser is still playing drums.

[Terry]

Sammy's got nothin to say and all day to say it.

Classic

[Terry]

Ok guys, I took a hit for the Roth Army.

Was channel surfing just now, and (I have DirecTV - called by hackers DaveTV by the way) I found out that this month on their channel 101 (which has preview editions of new music DVDs that are out now) was Spamulus Flatulus.

I stopped surfing for a moment, knowing I would hate it. I found it to be pure comedy. Still has Vic on lead guitar and Mona on bass. Dunno who the drummer is.

Anyway, his voice is now shot. You think it was shot before, you ought to hear it now. Age catching on, but anyway they went through "There's Only One Way To Rock" followed by "I Can't Drive 55".

Ugh..


The crap that came out of the fat one's mouth.

I mean, when I flipped the channel and suddenly was confronted with the fat one's idiot face on the screen, my first instinct was to reach for the power button on my remote.

But I stopped myself out of morbid curiosity. Less than 2 songs in, and I was satisfied that a) he still sucks, and b) he is worse than he was before. Some of his guitar solos were really lame pieces of shit.

I mean, REALLY lame.

Ok so on a scale of 1 to 5 I give him a negative 5. Woulda given him a negative 10, but I did laugh at the TV when the thing opened it's mouth and this raggely screech came out. So I have to give the unwitting slob some credit for providing me with some comedy that made me laugh, though I don't think they meant their public farting performance to be 'comedy'.

That fucking sorry bastard.

It was obviously a headlining show, but not ChickenAss. His solo band, playing the greatest of the lamest hits he ever crapped unto pop culture.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................

And to think spEd ever let that fucking bastard in his band.

Someone posted an audio clip in a thread here containing a recording of Right Now from the 2004 tour, and Hagar's voice sounded pretty shot.

Honestly, were I at that show and a fan of Sam Halen music, I'd still have to admit it was a pretty shitty performance. None of the other clips I've heard of that tour sounded much better.

[ace diamond]

Ok guys, I took a hit for the Roth Army.

Was channel surfing just now, and (I have DirecTV - called by hackers DaveTV by the way) I found out that this month on their channel 101 (which has preview editions of new music DVDs that are out now) was Spamulus Flatulus.

I stopped surfing for a moment, knowing I would hate it. I found it to be pure comedy. Still has Vic on lead guitar and Mona on bass. Dunno who the drummer is.

Anyway, his voice is now shot. You think it was shot before, you ought to hear it now. Age catching on, but anyway they went through "There's Only One Way To Rock" followed by "I Can't Drive 55".

Ugh..


The crap that came out of the fat one's mouth.

I mean, when I flipped the channel and suddenly was confronted with the fat one's idiot face on the screen, my first instinct was to reach for the power button on my remote.

But I stopped myself out of morbid curiosity. Less than 2 songs in, and I was satisfied that a) he still sucks, and b) he is worse than he was before. Some of his guitar solos were really lame pieces of shit.

I mean, REALLY lame.

Ok so on a scale of 1 to 5 I give him a negative 5. Woulda given him a negative 10, but I did laugh at the TV when the thing opened it's mouth and this raggely screech came out. So I have to give the unwitting slob some credit for providing me with some comedy that made me laugh, though I don't think they meant their public farting performance to be 'comedy'.

That fucking sorry bastard.

It was obviously a headlining show, but not ChickenAss. His solo band, playing the greatest of the lamest hits he ever crapped unto pop culture.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................

And to think spEd ever let that fucking bastard in his band.

that is a good bit of high comedy right there, i say....yes....

[lesfunk]

Sammy's Lyrics grate on me probably more than his music

[POJO_Risin]

How did he get sacked in 1996 and then not see Ed for 10 years before their 2003 tour?

The same way that he outsold Van Halen with Roth...

[Diamondjimi]

Bottom line is this....

One singer is out there making money by selling a book that exploits how fucked up Ed was.

Another singer cared enough about Ed to pick him up off the ground and got his shit back together.

....so I don't think anyone needs to wonder who THE REAL LEAD SINGER OF VAN HALEN is!
Not anymore!

ROTH'N'ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!


End of story.

So fucking true. Great post.

[Halen High]

Yeah, it's so one dimensional. As if he can only sing in one tone and key. His vocals are beyond nerve-grating to me.

I agree. So much is made of Sammy's power vocals yet he is indeed a one dimensional singer. He could never be described as having an interesting or unique vocal style. And after a while his screaming voice becomes annoying. Really hard to listen to. And his lyrics......

[hambon4lif]

Looks like Chickenshit will have to find a new lead singer.
Poor Mikey! The guy must be in tears....

[DavidLeeNatra]

The same way that he outsold Van Halen with Roth...

[chefcraig]

Looks like Chickenshit will have to find a new lead singer.
Poor Mikey! The guy must be in tears...

[Hardrock69]

Looks like Chickenshit will have to find a new lead singer.
Poor Mikey! The guy must be in tears....

[Hardrock69]

Man, I watched the Chicago 07 DVD last night.

Sorry, but Wolfie is so fucking lame. Regardless of whether or not he plays bass, he acts like the is just standing around most of the time, coasting on the other three guys' energy.

Mikey used to go fucking apeshit. Wolfy just stands around.

I fail to see how anyone could not be excited enough to actually GET DOWN when playing bass with Van Halen. I would be jumping out of my skin, running around the stage, etc.

I mean, does this kid smoke a buncha pot before he goes onstage or something?

After watching a few tunes I had to switch. Went to Largo '83. Now THAT was Van Halen.

[VAiN]

After watching a few tunes I had to switch. Went to Largo '83. Now THAT was Van Halen.

Largo is 82... I believe it's Oct 12, 1982.... The only 83 shows are from Jan/Feb in South America, and of course, the US Fest in May 83. Just sayin...

[ace diamond]

Largo is 82... I believe it's Oct 12, 1982.... The only 83 shows are from Jan/Feb in South America, and of course, the US Fest in May 83. Just sayin...

you, sir, are correct.
oct. 12, 1982 is the correct date.
my dad turned 27 that day.
he'll be turning 56 this year.

[ELVIS]

Enough of this crap...

[chefcraig]

Enough of this crap...

Oh, thanks a bunch ELVIS.

Since this thread is more about Hagar's mouth than his so-called music, it'll stay here a while longer before going into the shitter.

[FORD]

Ok guys, I took a hit for the Roth Army.

Was channel surfing just now, and (I have DirecTV - called by hackers DaveTV by the way) I found out that this month on their channel 101 (which has preview editions of new music DVDs that are out now) was Spamulus Flatulus.

I stopped surfing for a moment, knowing I would hate it. I found it to be pure comedy. Still has Vic on lead guitar and Mona on bass. Dunno who the drummer is.

What? No Sobolewski? This has to be the first time since 2002 that Hagar did anything without him. Is the honeymoon over?

And if it is....... can someone get Mike and Eddie into a therapists office, and maybe we can get a complete Van HALEN in time for the next tour?

[Hardrock69]

Uh yeah, 82/83 whatever the fuck.

LARGO DAMMIT!

WELCOME TO LARGO YOU SON OF A BITCH!