Largo 82 IS the thunderbolt in your Cheerios.
Largo 82 IS the thunderbolt in your Cheerios.
Largo 82? Oh HELL yeah.......
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
now that's what i'm talkin' 'bout!Originally Posted by FORD
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Good call on the thread name change.
Seems Hagar burned that bridge years ago.
And you know it's just a matter of time before the term Sammymath becomes a real term in Webster's.
"SAMMY and "MATH" do not even belong in the same sentence, let along the same post or even breath asGood call on the thread name change.
Seems Hagar burned that bridge years ago................you know it's just a matter of time
before the term Sammymath becomes a real term in Websters' Dictionary.
"THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN" or "DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH".
anything other than "THE MIGHTY CLASSIC VAN HALEN+DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH"="THE GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC EVER RECORDED"
is not my fucking problem.
Should be more like "Sammy-path", for when Spamulus Flatulus finally melts down from decades of LSD, tequila and blow.
Sammy talking about you in the media = being "Sambushed."
I still liken Sammy to the guy that you didn't want to invite to the party but you did because you felt sorry for him. Once he got to the party he wouldn't shut the f#$% up and got a sense of entitlement about being at the party. Then he had to go tell everyone how he was at the party. Then he was the life of the party.
Sam....no one should have invited you. It was a mistake! Now that you have reached retirement age go down to Florida and and play bingo. There are thousands of elderly people down there who would gladly listen to your drivel and they may actually believe it.
RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME
Or possibly "Sammy-METH" which would explain his alien hallucinations and schizophrenic counting of record sales.
^
This.
Fucking spot on!
sadly.....
I guess Sam selling his booze company means he can rip whoever he want's !! I'll read it. I didn't completly hate him until 04.
I watched Largo '82 last night again. Seriously, we are very fortunate to have that boot. It is pretty good quality for a boot!
Looks like douche bag is getting an article in Rolling Stone... 'Surviving Van Halen - My Years in the Most Depraved Band Ever' by Sammy Hagar
What an asshole.
He must already know that his stupid book won't sell for shit, so he's selling it to Rolling Stone.
"Somebody listen to me........Plea$e!!!"
Desperate fatass attention-whore loser.
Stern is going to have him on to talk about his book... wish there was a way to get on the phone and rip apart all his bullshit and delusions.
Depraved?
Or deprived? Like their fans?
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Without Eddie getting his ferrarai fixed, no one would be talking about Sammy right now.
No Tequilla, No shit love songs, He'd have been irrelevant, and opening for the likes of Styx and Loverboy
And he really did lose big time in regards to the battle between him and roth.
Hagar fronted Van Halen?
-OPENED FOR BON JOVI IN EUROPE
-Struggled to sell out anything in 04 tour
-Recent songs sucked
-Chickenfoot plays to smaller venues and has gotten little attention
-5150/OU812/Balance/FUCK are largely forgotten right about now.
Roth?
-When he reunited with VH in 1996, crowd went ape-shit, even dudes like Chris Rock were giving him a standing O. and seemed overjoyed with the possibility
-Both Roth tracks on BOV 1. went to Number 1. on the rock charts
-The 07 tour was sold out every freaking night, this even despite Roth not doing any sort of promo for it
Face it, Sammy you lost, quit trying to revise history.
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
The thing is, Hagar's own story is so astronomically banal that he has to resort to talking about other people in order to fill the pages. Otherwise, left to record his own devices, the guy's tale is so accomplishment-free that the book would be as thick as other volumes on the shelf such as Famous Black NASCAR drivers, Boy Bands That Lasted Longer Than Three Years or Major Triumphs In British Dentistry.
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
I never believed that story for a second... they went after Sam because they knew Dave didn't like him.
It was a bitch move.
Can't wait for the book! Sam is the man! A true legend and he sings better then Roth.
It wasn't a Ferrari is was a Lamborghini. Claudio Zampolii was the man EVERYONE in LA went to when they needed work done on their Lamborghini. Jay Leno told a funny story about Sammy. Leno was having his carburators tuned and synched and he heard some asshole reviing a car beyond red line. Jay was wondering who the idiot was because doing that to a cold Lamborghini engine makes the sleeve liners go loose and it turned out the Asshole was Sammy Hagar. LOL!Mr. Claudio Zampolli started out as a Lamborghini test and development engineer who worked on the Miura and Countach. Wanting to work on his own he moved to Los Angeles to form an exotic car dealership in the 1970s. It was during this time that he began to develop the Moroder V16T.
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I have a 1979 Countach with the six side draft Webers. Syncronizing those things is pain in the ass. My car runs fine but when I let up on the gas it starts to miss. The ignition is working fine and is right on the money. I was having overheating problems climbing hills so I put in an electric water pump but those carburetors need some tuning. Nobody around here knows how to do it. So I can see why everyone went to Claudio for a carburetor job. At least in Wyoming you can drive to the airport and put aviation gas in your car. You can't in California. It hauls ass on 105 octane!
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Spammy Fagar says I Would Love to Make Another Record With Van Halen
No shit ! Spam Tard at it again in Rolling Stone making the claim they sold 50-60 million records with HIM in the band
Rolling StoneSpammy Fagar :I'd say it's up there around 90 percent. I would love to make another record with Van Halen. If Eddie was totally coolWhat do you think the percent odds are that you'll ever play in Van Halen again?
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/ne...0110302?page=2
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
I guess this proves that too much cheese clogs the arteries in the brain, as well as the heart.
What do you think the percent odds are that you'll ever play in Van Halen again?
I'd say it's up there around 90 percent. I would love to make another record with Van Halen. If Eddie was totally cool and was back to the guy I used to know, or a new guy, not the guy I knew the last time [laughs]. He can’t be that guy. I wouldn’t do it if he was like that. It’s below zero, minus zero. But if Eddie really got his life together, which it seems he has judging by the pictures I've seen, then definitely.
Are we really sure this cocksucker doesn't do hard drugs?
He has to be sucking in something more than just oxygen and cheeseburgers to make such an idiotic statement.
Spermy's fucking high!!
SpamBo's arteries must be ready to burst
90%, fuck him
fuck him 100%
Spammy can't make another album with =VH= because he is NOT A WINNER!
I guess that Chickenfoot thing just isn't working out.
just not gonna happen.
period.
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
He pushes this crap after badmouthing EVH constantly.
He's upset because they're back with their "first wife" and you know what ever they do will dwarf Chickenfoot.
Nobody cares about him without VH apparently or why else would he keep talking about them in the press?
All that has to be done is put up the tour numbers for 04 and 07.
If Dave and Ed even just release one last album and tour one more time, his time with Van Halen will be an afterthought.
the best way to ANNOY Sammy is to IGNORE Sammy
VH has it down pat....
The magazine cover really says it all. Rather than going with a picture of Hagar, RS went with Snooki, the Doritos munching hose-hound from the Jersey Shore. I'm not kidding, see for yourself.
Rolling Snore has devolved into a total comic book.
Nice!
Snookie and Sammy...
I think this is clogging up main...
Later!
I'll read this article just like I'll listen to music that I don't love... out of pure morbid curiosity and only to thoroughly trash it later. What an arrogant prick - "up there around 90 percent" - Not a chance in hell.
Allow me to save you some time and potential brain damage, brother. All you need to read is this, the very first question and answer in the article, as excerpted at RS ONLINE. It pretty much tells you exactly how "truthful" this garbage really is, and also points to the bonehead's inflated sense of himself.
What made you want to write a book?
I’ve been maybe one of the most misunderstood rockers of all time because I’ve always been kinda quiet on my personal life. I’ve never really been a press-hound. There’s never been a lot of stuff written about me, quite honestly. Flying under the radar’s always been my philosophy. If you’re never in, you’re never out.
At some stage in your life, though, you go "I want my story to be told," and here it is. I think that’s why people are gonna be surprised when they read. You know we know all about Tommy Lee. We know all about Keith Richards. But, we don’t know that much about Sammy.
I live for this. Your passion of hatred for Sammy makes life worth living sometimes.
In Sammy's defense of course he would love to make another album with Eddie since his "supergroup" Chicken-whatever they were called turned out to be a major commercial failure. I can remember seeing that deplorable album on sale at BestBuy last year for $4.99 - new! And still couldn't sale a copy to save its life. They couldn't give it away to break even on it. You know there is a warehouse somewhere full of that CD waiting to be shipped to an Indonesian landfill (to top of the VHIII CD's).
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