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    Cops Say Man Went Berserk After Realizing He Bought Drinks for Cross-Dressers

    Josue Hernandez might want to wait until "ladies night" before showing his generosity at the bar.

    Police in Florida say the 27-year-old threw a fit early Saturday after realizing he hadn't been buying drinks for a group of women -- but instead had been flirting with "men dressed in women's clothing," according to deputies.

    Man Went Berserk After Realizing He Bought Drinks for Men in Drag
    Collier County Sheriff's Office
    Police say Josue Hernandez made a scene at a Florida bar after finding out the women he had been treating to drinks were really men in drag.
    Hernandez reportedly encountered the cross-dressers at a bar in Naples and chatted with them for hours before he found out they weren't ladies, MSNBC reports.

    After realizing his barmates were in drag, Hernandez didn't take the news very well, investigators say.

    The suspect is accused of starting fights with bar clientele and shattering liquor bottles until police arrived, Naples Daily News reports.

    Hernandez was reportedly charged with disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon after police found a 6-inch-long hunting-style knife tucked into the waistband of his pants.

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    arrrrrrrr

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    It tipped him off when one of them said "want me to stir that drink for you"

    hahahahahahaha

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    "tipped" him off that he was gonna get "shafted"
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    It sounds like Hernandez wanted to sink his other 6 inch long concealed weapon into some juicy pussy but unfortunately he buttered up cock instead.

    Hey. When you are drunk and horny full of dreams of fucking and suddenly reality hits you, it's a bitch.

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    Always look for the Adam's Apple.........best advice I was ever given because in this day an age, with advances in cosmetic surgery and that hormone stuff, you never know what's out there!

    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    THAT is just WRONG, Kwame!!

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    Hernandez was reportedly charged with disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon after police found a 6-inch-long hunting-style knife tucked into the waistband of his pants.
    Anyone wish to make a guess as to why this nimrod felt the need to take a hunting knife with him while attempting to pick up a group of women not just in Naples, Florida, but anywhere?









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    Brilliant, the best yet.

    That's the real new album cover for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Always look for the Adam's Apple.........best advice I was ever given because in this day an age, with advances in cosmetic surgery and that hormone stuff, you never know what's out there!

    that's about the funnyest thing ever. Didn't see that shit coming. Then again who does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    THAT is just WRONG, Kwame!!
    Jesus....alright, Hale! I should of left the glasses on........


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    i don't think we'll find a cape big enough to cover that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i don't think we'll find a cape big enough to cover that....
    Yeah, better call in Omar the Tentmaker.

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    Mr Hernandez should have reviewed this website before he went to the bar
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    Oh god I'm dying of laffter!

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    Seriously. Is that a live human being in that picture? Damn.....I feel sorry for 'it'.

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