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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I was being sarcastic. Besides, Myth Busters proved the conspiracy theories are a bunch of hot air. They also proved your statement about the reflectors on the moon as well.

    Myth Busters Episode 104: NASA Moon Landing
    Gotcha Chef. Thought you were.

    Idiots who think we did not land on the moon are as intelligent as the Flat Earth Society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    28, fuckhead.
    1983 was a very good year. A wonderful year. After the last day of school we headed to California for the US Festival to kick off what was a great summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I never had a Filet 'O' Fish sandwich. They taste like bad pussy do they?
    SLAM DUNK!
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    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I never had a Filet 'O' Fish sandwich. They taste like bad pussy do they?
    There is no such thing as bad pussy.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    there is no such thing as bad pussy.
    bull-fucking-shit!
    in case anyone is wondering,
    i'm throwing blondie under the fucking bus.............
    this was taken may 2, 2009 at best buy in San Bernardino, CA right after meeting
    heaven and hell......
    Last edited by Va Beach VH Fan; 02-20-2011 at 10:57 AM. Reason: Photo Removed

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    Picture removed...

    Don't pull that shit again Ace....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
    A pizza can feed a family of four.



    There you go, Elvis. Now when you decide to be racist you can be mildly funny too.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    You stole that one from me...

    BTW, why is aspirin white ??

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    I dunno, why is aspirin white?

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    So it will work!

    C'mon, you knew that one...or maybe not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    bull-fucking-shit!
    in case anyone is wondering,
    i'm throwing blondie under the fucking bus.............
    this was taken may 2, 2009 at best buy in San Bernardino, CA right after meeting
    heaven and hell......
    You threw her under the bus long before today, loser!

    How's the CIA, FBI, NSA.... super secret police investigation going into your "beating"
    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    How's the CIA, FBI, NSA.... super secret police investigation going into your "beating"
    With any luck, they'll call for a reenactment of the crime to complete the investigation.

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    Let me see if I got this straight....

    Friends of Ace's will be thrown under the bus for being friends of Ace's for no other reason than Ace's desperate desire for attention from people he doesn't even know.

    Am I right so far?

    Damn! That's fucked up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    With any luck, they'll call for a reenactment of the crime to complete the investigation.
    ....and a computerized reenactment, too!

    I think they're trying to get the guy who did the JFK....CGI

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    Let me see if I got this straight....

    Friends of Ace's will be thrown under the bus for being friends of Ace's for no other reason than Ace's desperate desire for attention from people he doesn't even know.

    Am I right so far?

    Damn! That's fucked up!
    Add to that loved ones and you pretty much have it! He did post his father's work place and phone number, to try and prove something to a complete stranger on the internet.

    Apparently, it's not three strikes and your out for Ace and personal information.
    Last edited by kwame k; 02-20-2011 at 02:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Picture removed...

    Don't pull that shit again Ace....
    oh, you mean this?

    would you be so kind as to completely delete my accounts while you busy issuing my banishment,
    if you please?
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    Which one are you ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Which one are you ??
    with the black sabbath shirt on....that's me.
    that's blondie in my arms

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    You don't look like you will live much longer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    You don't look like you will live much longer...
    well, i'm legally blind, remember......as for living much longer, i really hope not.
    i'm done living.
    now i'm just waiting to die.

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    Suicide by mod

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    well, i'm legally blind
    How is your hearing ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    How is your hearing ??
    Judging by ace's music, that should be obvious.

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    That's what I was getting at...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    How is your hearing ??
    my hearing is impeccable.......you lose your eyesight you gain more earsight.........
    despite what chef says..........he is of course, wrong again.

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    So, you're 33 and want to die ??

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    Given the complete lies that he tells as his back story....could you blame him.

    He must of read his past posts and started believing his lies

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    So, you're 33 and want to die ??
    yup. i wasn't supposed to live as long as i have.
    i've already done pretty much everything i came into this world to accomplish.
    i'm at peace.
    i'm ready to go now.

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    Oh stop it, Attention Whore!

    Jesus, you're so predictable.......BooHoo!

    Hey guys just got some bad news today...I have HIV.....nope false positive from my toothpaste!
    Hey guys just got beaten up by a bunch of Nazis but there's no police reports.....they said it's better left unsolved!
    Hey guys my dad forced me to get a nut cut off!
    Hey guys I'm blind and have a burly biker type for me...wait...I use a speak and type program...wait..I use all Caps!
    Hey guys I live in a tepee and fish for my supper!
    Hey guys I'm an Albino Apache with blondish hair and a pasty complexion.

    Fuck off, liar!

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    Ok, buh bye...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    oh, you mean this?

    would you be so kind as to completely delete my accounts while you busy issuing my banishment,
    if you please?
    Wait a second....

    Is this "blondie" an Army member ??

    Excuse me for not paying attention to the tons of personal info you constantly spew on here....

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    Oh....how did you wrestle a girl in grade school while being in reform school.....did they give you a weekend pass to wrestle
    Last edited by kwame k; 02-20-2011 at 04:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Wait a second....

    Is this "blondie" an Army member ??

    Excuse me for not paying attention to the tons of personal info you constantly spew on here....
    Yes she is......and has asked Ace never to post pics and vids with her in it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    So, you're 33 and want to die ??
    What's wrong with dying when you are 33?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Yes she is......and has asked Ace never to post pics and vids with her in it!
    well, since she ain't a part of my life no more, i don't really fucking care.
    besides, if you are with a someone for 2 fucking years and tolerate their insanity,
    extreme neurosis and paranoia, and they still don't put out..........even after tons
    of going far out of my way to ridiculous degrees to satisfy her insanity, and still not getting any....
    simply put, 2 years with her and the bitch still wouldn't put out.
    well, that tears it as far as i'm concerned.
    Last edited by ace diamond; 02-20-2011 at 05:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    well, since she ain't a part of my life no more, i don't really fucking care.
    Classy dude.......I knew you have zero respect for yourself but this is a new low for even you........

    BTW, no one paid any attention to your Goodbye cruel world shit over in the chat box @ TCR.....so you're going to try and get your Attention Crack here.

    No one believes for a second that you're suicidal....you're too fucking lazy and that would require effort.

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    Oh.my.Dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    No one believes for a second that you're suicidal....you're too fucking lazy and that would require effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    well, since she ain't a part of my life no more, i don't really fucking care.
    besides, if you are with a someone for 2 fucking years and tolerate their insanity,
    extreme neurosis and paranoia, and they still don't put out..........even after tons
    of going far out of my way to ridiculous degrees to satisfy her insanity, and still not getting any....
    simply put, 2 years with her and the bitch still wouldn't put out.
    well, that tears it as far as i'm concerned.

    Please oh please......tell us all the sordid details, not!

    Remember she put up with all your lies and my God......could you imagine having to go and support your "gigs"...I mean open mic nights.

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    what the fuck do any of you lot give a shit either way..........you all hate me and wish me bloody well gone anyways......

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