HILARIOUS attempted DLRARMY slam from VHLINKS

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Direct Link: http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showth...=5&o=2&fpart=1

Post from "sisca"

Member #7855
Posts: 9 (0.12 per day)
From: texas
Registered: 03.26.04
Favorite VH Album: F.U.C.K.
Favorite VH Song: dreams and right now


Posted 06.10.04 04:20 AM Reply Edit Quote


Ok Brett, as webmaster of this site i know you have an obligation to moderate what is being said here. that said, just out of curiosity i checked out the dlr "army" website to see what is being said over there...damn these ppl have no class whatsoever. they actually have a "sammy hagar insult generator" to email insults to sam and/or whoever else you wish. the fact that they have an insult generator just shows that these "rothtards" are obviously unable to come up with something witty from their own minds and cant think for themselves. there is NOTHING on sammy hagar's site that even comes close to what the hell those inbred mullets are doing over there, that just goes to show that sammy (and his fans) have some level of class. look, i love van halen, with roth, and with sam. im a bigger fan of sammy (obviously) i was a fan of his before he joined VH. sammy is just a better fit. dave's time is gone, and, for a relatively short time, so was sammy's. but i am glad, actually im ecstatic, that hagar is back in the band. even if roth were reunited with the band, i'd still go to the show, and buy the record. i wouldnt be as happy as i am with sammy, but i AM a VAN HALEN fan. so , in closing, i want to say welcome back sammy, welcome back van halen, and if you roth lovers out there dont like the current state of van halen, stay outa here. we dont need you coming around ruining our good time, and a DAMN good time it will be.

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I apologize in advance, this was too funny not to share with my buddies here. TOO F***IN FUNNY!!!!!

[Warham]

I read that over there. Maybe he should come over here and talk to us instead of asking Brett about us.

[moose]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
I apologize in advance, this was too funny not to share with my buddies here. TOO F***IN FUNNY!!!!!

Couldn't agree any more, just fookin hilarious!

QUOTE]Originally posted by Warham
I read that over there. Maybe he should come over here and talk to us instead of asking Brett about us. [/QUOTE]

Just another "SHEEP" who's afraid of us "WOLVES" Fuck em' , let them stay their with their faggity luv of that spongespam square head, we don't need em' here.

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by sisca
just shows that these "rothtards" are obviously unable to come up with something witty from their own minds and cant think for themselves.

...says the idiot who can't come up with their own insult for roth fans...

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Warham
I read that over there. Maybe he should come over here and talk to us instead of asking Brett about us.

naaaaah....that's how this whole Hagarita infestation started....I'd prefer if we only heard and laughed about what they chat about, not for them to jump ship and slobber all over us here at the Army...

[Warham]

I was thinking that yesterday, Engine. Could you imagine what would happen if the Links didn't exist. I can't bear to think of what would happen.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Warham
I was thinking that yesterday, Engine. Could you imagine what would happen if the Links didn't exist. I can't bear to think of what would happen.

This flock of rabid sheep migrated to the Links from Brad $tark$ Pasture Dump (at the "official" VH site) after $tark$ closed the Dump to avoid the embarrassment of being caught in yet another lie. So if Brett did indeed pull the plug on the Links, as he actually planned on doing last year, the orphaned flock would probably invade here.

Of course, there ARE ways of handling such situations (i.e. creating a forum called "The Sheep Pen" and restricting their access to just that area)

However, it's a lot easier, and more fun, just to cut through their Spam & Velveeta Sheepaganda with the truth

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Warham
I was thinking that yesterday, Engine. Could you imagine what would happen if the Links didn't exist. I can't bear to think of what would happen.

Which, like a missing puzzle piece, concludes my theory that we should from now on call Hagar fans 'Flies'. Because they're always swarming around the putrid stench of freshly made shit at VHLinks, and when there's too many, they fly around and 'bug' the shit outta us here at the army.

[seenbad]

Oh shut up. All of you. hahaha. You know you love it when they come over here. It provides you with 90 percent of your conversation. What would you do without the fodder? Think about it, but at the very least, be honest.

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Originally posted by seenbad
Oh shut up. All of you. hahaha. You know you love it when they come over here. It provides you with 90 percent of your conversation. What would you do without the fodder? Think about it, but at the very least, be honest.

Fuck off tool! How does it feel to be norton's bitch?

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by seenbad
Oh shut up. All of you. hahaha. You know you love it when they come over here. It provides you with 90 percent of your conversation. What would you do without the fodder? Think about it, but at the very least, be honest.

actually, i really don't care, either way.


i just think it's pretty funny that a guy complaining , in part, about lack of originality in insults can't come up with an original insult, himself.

where ever he posts it, there is some level of humor to that. and i thank him.

[lms]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
I apologize in advance, this was too funny not to share with my buddies here. TOO F***IN FUNNY!!!!!

One of the better sheep writings if I say so myself. I don't fault people for their opinions. Too bad more sheep can't be that coherent in sharing their ideas. Too bad more sheep can't have ideas...

[seenbad]

Originally posted by VH LINKS SUCKS
Fuck off tool! How does it feel to be norton's bitch?

I love you vhls. You're a big teddy bear with shiny buttons. Can we cuddle?

[ALinChainz]

What would he say about part of the links bunch like LSD, tvjou812, dysfunction, and creed316, coming over here and starting shit.

That's class?

Dude is fucked.

[Rikk]

You know, I've never had any issues with Seenbad at the Links. Where did this come from?

[seenbad]

lol. Rikkkkkkkk. Love ya man. There are a lot of people here that don't see me, they see mod at hagar links. It's cool man. I have fun with them.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by seenbad
lol. Rikkkkkkkk. Love ya man. There are a lot of people here that don't see me, they see mod at hagar links. It's cool man. I have fun with them.

Good to see ya, sumbitch!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
I apologize in advance, this was too funny not to share with my buddies here. TOO F***IN FUNNY!!!!!

There's more shit! Laugh on buddies...courtesy of yours truly...haha

oh yeah, i forgot to mention our old pal shaquille o neal is posting some real classy shit over there as well...bitching about his posts being edited or something. my guess is that shaq is actually dlr himself..i could be wrong.
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OH AND THAT'S NOT ALL..... I PROMISED THE GOODS, I GOT THE GOODS!! HERE'S "SISCA"s E-MAIL ADDRESS!!!!

hagar96@yahoo.com

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
What would he say about part of the links bunch like LSD, tvjou812, dysfunction, and creed316, coming over here and starting shit.

That's class?

Dude is fucked.

He would approve, certainly if he knew that LSD, tvjou812, dysfunction, General Hina, David Lee Wrath and creed316 are all in fact screen names for one Samuel Roy Hagar himself.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Typical Links pussy. Talk about a humorless, colorless place. Fun is dirty word over there, just like "good music" is at 5150.

[Dan]

What a bunch of Dumbfucks at the Links.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
I apologize in advance, this was too funny not to share with my buddies here. TOO F***IN FUNNY!!!!!

Quick, someone kick him in the bung hole.

[BARE BONE]

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[Panamark]

I suppose the thread then turned into a group cuddle and cry session..
Kind of like when Spammy sings "When Eagles Fly" and when Eddie kisses Spammy and says he loves him.....

Those Hagar fans all seem like middle-aged SNAGS !

VAN SNAGAR !! hahahhahahaah

I crack me up..

Whatever happened to the good old getting shitfaced and Rocking your head off !! Party Party Party.

These hagar dudes want to focus on the love and emotions going on
between fucking Ed and Spammy. Somebody fetch me the chuck
bucket !! Big fucking pack of old girlies over there...

[seenbad]

I feel you Panamark. I too can understand your point of view, and I respect that. Lets share a merlot. We can search deeper within ourselves to find just how each new song represents our own souls colors. Maybe light a candle. It'll be gangbusters. I know a C chord if you know a G, we can play eagles fly together and find our medium within the song. Whaddaya say?

[lms2]

sniff sniff. man, thats beautiful.

[lms2]

c'mon man, big group hug. sniff sniff

[Panamark]

Originally posted by seenbad
I feel you Panamark. I too can understand your point of view, and I respect that. Lets share a merlot. We can search deeper within ourselves to find just how each new song represents our own souls colors. Maybe light a candle. It'll be gangbusters. I know a C chord if you know a G, we can play eagles fly together and find our medium within the song. Whaddaya say?

I love you. Ive always wanted to say that. Now that Ed and Sammy are together again, the time finally felt right to tell you !
Im strumming the G chord and thinking of Sammy as I post this, tears are streaming from my eyes, Bless you Seenbad !!

[Sarge]

I don't care if the Hagar fans like us!
This place isn't for them...

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Katydid
Quick, someone kick him in the bung hole.

Katydid....you best not be talkin' 'bout me... I'm assuming you is be talkin' to that/those schmucks at VHLINKS.com.

[POJO_Risin]

Does anyone really give a fuck what that post says?

I could give a shit less...

People are going to have opinions about the Army...it's a different site...and you tend to get your ass handed to you on a regular basis over here...regardless on your take on the situation...and if you can't handle it...you whine like a bitch and make posts like that.

There are idiots mentioned in this thread that are horrifically misguided in their thoughts on the band...but at least have the nads to come here and go toe to toe...I respect that even though they are wrong...

What's my point...if you can't take it...don't runaway and give it...

[Katydid]

Who dat be saying "you best not be talkin' bout me...I'm assuming you is be talkin' to that/those schmucks at VHLINKS.com???" When I say, "Quick someone kick him in the bunghole!"

Who do I know lives in Canada??? Les see, someone named Alison...where have I heard that name before?