Worst albums in rock history?

[ace diamond]

Spew all you want with your insults, I'm not phased at all...

You can have all the free speech you want, but it had better pertain to the threads on this board.

Spam the board any more than you already are with your personal bullshit that no one wants to read anyway, and you can go spam the Links.

It's not a threat, it's a promise.

you act like i actually fucking give a flying fucking shit what you say.
your threats and promises don't mean jack fucking shit to me.
your useless and senseless posturing doesn't scare me.
what, like banishment is supposed to scare the shit outta me and scare me straight into good behaviour?
i don't fucking think so.
geez, it's always the same old, tired, useless bullshit.
threats and promises of things you may or may not do doesn't mean
a damn thing to me.

when will some people ever learn that it useless to say anything to someone
who is hellbent and determined to do things as they see fit, all else be bloody damned?
you wave about the possibility of banishment from the rotharmy is the end of the fucking world.
well then, if you really think that, your the big idiot.
not i.
so go ahead and ban me permenantly, for life.
i don't fucking care.
you'd be doing me a huge favor anyways.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Well alrighty then, see ya.....

[ThrillsNSpills]

you act like i actually fucking give a flying fucking shit what you say.
your threats and promises don't mean jack fucking shit to me.
your useless and senseless posturing doesn't scare me.
what, like banishment is supposed to scare the shit outta me and scare me straight into good behaviour?
i don't fucking think so.
geez, it's always the same old, tired, useless bullshit.
threats and promises of things you may or may not do doesn't mean
a damn thing to me.

when will some people ever learn that it useless to say anything to someone
who is hellbent and determined to do things as they see fit, all else be bloody damned?
you wave about the possibility of banishment from the rotharmy is the end of the fucking world.
No worse than my classmates laughing at me in gym class.
well then, if you really think that, your the big idiot.
not i.
so go ahead and ban me permenantly, from tastycakes.
i don't fucking care. wahhh
you'd be doing me a huge favor anyways.

keep your chins up.
here's your consolation prize.

[78/84 guy]

STP doesn't have any clunkers.

Yah, No.4 is a great STP album. I don't get some people. VH3. Filty Mouth by Dave (I did like a couple blues tunes on it) & F.U.C.K. have it beat by a mile.

[ThrillsNSpills]

STP volume 4 and Shangri La are classics.

the bass playing alone is brilliant.

[kwame k]

you act like i actually fucking give a flying fucking shit what you say.
your threats and promises don't mean jack fucking shit to me.
your useless and senseless posturing doesn't scare me.
what, like banishment is supposed to scare the shit outta me and scare me straight into good behaviour?
i don't fucking think so.
geez, it's always the same old, tired, useless bullshit.
threats and promises of things you may or may not do doesn't mean
a damn thing to me.

when will some people ever learn that it useless to say anything to someone
who is hellbent and determined to do things as they see fit, all else be bloody damned?
you wave about the possibility of banishment from the rotharmy is the end of the fucking world.
well then, if you really think that, your the big idiot.
not i.
so go ahead and ban me permenantly, for life.
i don't fucking care.
you'd be doing me a huge favor anyways.

Ah, suicide by mod, classic!

Well Ace, it's been fun busting your ball, calling you out on all your lies and basically watching you implode............

You fought a good fight and were passionate [about what we have no idea].......

[ThrillsNSpills]

One day Ace will turn it all around and end up on a Dr. Demento compilation album.




Which will of course be redone with non-original artists and sold by K-Tel.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

jimmie's chicken shack "bring your own stereo" was very disappointing.

[Unchainme]

So he's finally banned eh?

good fucking riddance.

His spamming and hijacks of various threads really got old fast. Not to mention, involving every. single. aspect. of his personal life. Dude treated it like his own personal version of myspace

I really hold by that him and Savicki are high functioning autistics.

[FORD]

I'm sure that somewhere in the great beyond this morning, Howard Hughes and Laura Ingalls Wilder are mourning the passing of their "cousin" Ace......

[Diamondjimi]

All for the better of keeping the Roth Army a TROLL FREE ZONE™ !!!

[Nitro Express]

This must be before Cabo mania.

[binnie]

I thought this was a thread about Worst Albums In Rock History..

It is. That's why Ace is in here.

[FORD]

This must be before Cabo mania.

You'll notice Elvis Costello makes the wise decision and does NOT stay on stage with Hagar. In fact that's EC's Jazzmaster guitar that Jerry is playing. Garcia must have been so high he didn't realize who was on stage with him. Probably wouldn't be the first time. It's hard to imagine he and the Ched Rocker would have much in common though.

[ELVIS]

That wasn't bad for Hagar...

[Mr. Vengeance]

Obviously we don't share the same opinion regarding Led Zeppelin but your dislike of them seems so strong that I am taken aback. Zeppelin is usually a unanimous positive vote in all circles I run in. To praise The Smiths while denouncing Zeppelin mystifies me.

She thinks Maiden's X-Factor is a good album. All you need to know about her music tastes.

[Mr. Vengeance]

There was no steaming pile of dogshit worse than Krokus' Change of Address. I loved the band, and the day it came out I go get it, throw it on and get song after song of gay, syntho-sludge, weak metal. I never expected Krokus albums to change the world- they were just fun R&R, but this was SHIT!!!!

[sonrisa salvaje]

There was no steaming pile of dogshit worse than Krokus' Change of Address. I loved the band, and the day it came out I go get it, throw it on and get song after song of gay, syntho-sludge, weak metal. I never expected Krokus albums to change the world- they were just fun R&R, but this was SHIT!!!!

I don't know. I'll see your Krokus and raise you one Def Leppard Adrenalize.

[Steve Savicki]

I thought this was a thread about Worst Albums In Rock History.

[Unchainme]

Wrong thread pedo-boy.

STFU.

Van Halen's BEST album right there, obviously you can't tell because you've been watching jem episodes up in your ass.

[FORD]

Go fuck Branigan's corpse, Steve. You should be fucking banned for saying that about Fair Warning.

Hell, I wouldn't even nominate SkyCrapper for this list, let alone any Van HALEN albums.

[Nitro Express]

Go fuck Branigan's corpse, Steve. You should be fucking banned for saying that about Fair Warning.

Hell, I wouldn't even nominate SkyCrapper for this list, let alone any Van HALEN albums.

He should be locked in a steam bath naked with Sammy Hagar and Boy George for his blasphemy.

[SunisinuS]

"Van Halen's BEST album right there"


Although I do cunfusticate it......as VH II and Fair Warning fight it out in my head.....but to admit....I suppose around Females I think of VH II first but alone and ready to find a female......Fair Warning.

Yup that about sums it up.

Wow a thread on the internets that made me think. Sweet.


Looks at the title of the thread.


Doh!

[Unchainme]

Go fuck Branigan's corpse, Steve. You should be fucking banned for saying that about Fair Warning.

Hell, I wouldn't even nominate SkyCrapper for this list, let alone any Van HALEN albums.

Just some great tracks on there "Mean Street" is an underrated classic, along with "So this is love?" and "Hear about it later", also how can you not dig "Push comes to shove" and it's pseudo reggae style?

Not to mention that Van Halen's greatest song "Unchained" came off that album. It may have not done the best commercially, but I feel it was Van Halen at their peak.

Savicki's an idiot, I once saw him pimping some stupid ass cassette he found in a dumpster outside the dollar general as being "better" than I believe 1984. He's also said that he prefers Laura Branigan over David Lee Roth and well..just look at my sig for his feelings on Hagar. He's quite the oxygen thief and a cunt.

[Hellraiser!!]

There's a lot of shitty stuff!!! Lately, I'm blocking bad music from my life!

[Steve Savicki]

[Unchainme]

alright..it's settled..

You're a fucking paedo...

no trying to argue it now.

[Kristy]

Um...

Led Zeppelin I
Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin IV

Houses Of The Holy
Coda
Presence
In Through The Whatever
Physical Braffiti

The Firm
Coverdale/Page
Death Wish IV Soundtrack
Walking Into Clarksdale
Unledded


...and anything else that rat limey bastard ever recorded and/or had the balls to put his plagiarizing name on.

[lesfunk]

LOL! You are really one of those underage models he molested back in 1973 aren't you? You're holding a grudge!

[Kristy]

He's just so...so..edgy!

[lesfunk]

like a butter knife

[lesfunk]

I know you really hate Zeppelin Kristy, and I don't want to come off as some kind of "expert" just because I'm a musician with some experience, but there really is quite a bit of Music in those shitty, plagiarized records. The worst in rock history tag just don't fit.

[SunisinuS]

He should be locked in a steam bath naked with Sammy Hagar and Boy George for his blasphemy.

When I was living in England we went downtown on a weekend and these people had signs out "Wet T-Shirt Contest"....so of course....being young we moved in their direction. We sat down at the table that had the best view. And lo and behold....we found ourselves sitting at a table with Boy George. That cat must have been confused.

[Kristy]

but there really is quite a bit of Music in those shitty, plagiarized records...

Really? Where? You're funny, though. Music on a Zep recording.

[lesfunk]

At least I amuse you, thats a good thing, Oroka na Tori

[Kristy]

No, it's just that Zeppelin depresses me.

[Kristy]

So let's make this the most depressing groups/singer-songwriters of all time:

1. Moody Blues
2. Dan Fogelberg
3. Snow PAtrol
4. Led Zeppelin
5. E from Eels
6. Arcade Fire
7. Cowboy Junkies
8. Pink Floyd
9. Bauhaus
10. Anything that is Paul Westerberg solo

[Kristy]

And most annoying:

1. Coldplay
2. Norah Jones
3. Sammy Hagar (given)
4. Bono/U2
5. Lady GaGa
6. Post 1986 Elvis Costello
7. Modest Mouse
8. Ocean Colour Scene
9. Morrissey
10. Tori Amos

[Mr. Vengeance]

Yeah......too bad Zep couldn't pen a genius tune like" 2am".....

[Matt White]

You have to be retarded to NOT like Led Zeppelin.....

Worst? St. Anus..........still