Americans are LIBERAL (and some of them don't even know it)

[FORD]

[Matt White]

Who wooda thunk it? Oh yeah.....US

[jacksmar]

FORD, you’re a second rate cunt taking advice from a no rate media cunt. Cunt like a fucking steering wheel .
Don’t you and your church buddies have a funeral to protest?

[FORD]

FORD, you’re a second rate cunt taking advice from a no rate media cunt.

....says the single-digit IQ teabagger who takes his cues from Glenn BecKKK

And you have far more in common with the Phelps KKKult than I ever will.

[kwame k]

FORD, you’re a second rate cunt taking advice from a no rate media cunt. Cunt like a fucking steering wheel .
Don’t you and your church buddies have a funeral to protest?

How does it feel to be a minority

[jacksmar]

Don't you oppress me.

[Kristy]

Don't you oppress me.

Don't you have a puppy to beat like your daddy did to you? Or money to steal from your mother's purse? Perhaps anther court appearance?

[jacksmar]

FORD, you'd better check again. Your anti fag church leader is a Democrat.
And don’t include me with the Tea Party dumbass. Until they take a position for publicly hanging Pat Leahy for his bullshit back in the 80’s they’re useless.


FORD Your parade is calling you.

Own an iPod? putting money into Steve Jobs pocket
Have a facebook account? Youre funding Zuckerberg
Do you drive a car? Do you use cleaning products? Do you wear Nikes? Do you do anything other than make all your own clothes? Do you watch Faux News?
If you answered yes to ANY of these questions, youre helping the rich get richer.

[jacksmar]

Don't you have a puppy to beat like your daddy did to you? Or money to steal from your mother's purse? Perhaps anther court appearance?

Kristy,
Come visit St Pete beach and we’ll discuss mom and dad and Spot.

[Kristy]

No thanks. Think I'll pass on your trailer park paradise invite.

[chefcraig]

Come visit St Pete beach and we’ll discuss mom and dad and Spot.

Are you guys getting hit with Portuguese Man O War? The last cold snap seems to have brought out even more of the damned things, so hitting the water (let alone walking the beach barefoot) is out of the question, and here we are in March already.

[jacksmar]

No thanks. Think I'll pass on your trailer park paradise invite.

Well keep thinking. It's AYCE crab legs at The Oyster Shucker tonight. The view of the Gulf of Mexico is astounding in the evening, the wine is excellent, the dolphins say good night, and the window on the 3rd story bedroom stays open all night for the gulf breeze.

[jacksmar]

Are you guys getting hit with Portuguese Man O War? The last cold snap seems to have brought out even more of the damned things, so hitting the water (let alone walking the beach barefoot) is out of the question, and here we are in March already.

You really got that one dead on! You got to watch hard and the damn jelly fish aren't the dancing invertebrates you see on Sponge Bob. The young rays are the hardest to spot. Shuffle Shuffle Shuffle!!!

I still have to try to get in but its pretty cold. 71 degrees

[FORD]

FORD, you'd better check again. Your anti fag church leader is a Democrat.

Obviously he's not. Maybe he once was, but then so was your sainted Messiah Ronald Reagan. Hell, he was even a UNION president back in the 50's!

And don’t include me with the Tea Party dumbass. Until they take a position for publicly hanging Pat Leahy for his bullshit back in the 80’s they’re useless.

So why do you repeat their talking points then?

FORD Your parade is calling you.

No thanks. I hate parades. Every July, there's one that shuts down my entire neighborhood for the weekend, and it's annoying as Hell.

Own an iPod? putting money into Steve Jobs pocket

Nope. Nor an I pad, or an I phone, or I anything else. I might buy a Mac one day, but I got over the need to have a portable music device with me at all times when my portable CD player died 20 years ago.

Have a facebook account? Youre funding Zuckerberg

Nope. And since GoldMansacks bought into it, I'm even less likely to do so, unless I set one up with entirely false information. Which of course would defeat the whole purpose of the thing.

Do you drive a car? Do you use cleaning products? Do you wear Nikes? Do you do anything other than make all your own clothes?

Those are some silly assed questions. As far as the car and shoes go, my choices are often limited by what I can fit into. Size 15 shoes are still hard to find, and so are vehicles which can comfortably seat someone who is 6 1/2 ft. tall. And my cleaning products are organic when available and the least toxic option when not.

Do you watch Faux News?

Not since the stolen election of 2004, apart from some isolated moments, like when Shep Smith lost the plot during the BCE destruction of New Orleans. Or when a later hurricane in Texas knocked Geraldo on his pompous ass.

If you answered yes to ANY of these questions, youre helping the rich get richer.

So then you agree that corporatism is destroying this country?

[chefcraig]

You really got that one dead on! You got to watch hard and the damn jelly fish aren't the dancing invertebrates you see on Sponge Bob. The young rays are the hardest to spot. Shuffle Shuffle Shuffle!!!

I still have to try to get in but its pretty cold. 71 degrees

True, but look at it this way: It's the one time of the year you can pee on a tourist (urine relieves the stinging and infection) and they will actually thank you for doing so!

[jacksmar]

Size 15? Guess the cunt like a steering wheel was dead on.

You got the point ( and you didn’t even know it.)
Only one party hates the US Soldiers more than the DNC and it’s CPUSA. And the richest of the assholes buy shit, use shit and throw away shit. And they drive to their parades. ( And they didn’t even know it.)

Each one of those moves makes someone money and sometimes lots of it. ( And they didn’t even know it.)

Don’t tell me about your self serving green shit. It’s a ruse you’re too stupid understand and someone else gets paid when you buy Simply Green. It’s dumbass cunts like yourself FORD, that think you stand somewhere higher than I do. You don't. Once you get off that fence and take a side you have to buy shit, ride shit, and use shit. That makes you the same as the rich. ( and you didn’t even know it.)

[Nitro Express]

I buy the best product period. Green means nothing to me because it's just marketing an agenda. I'll use a fluorescent or LED light bulb if it makes sense to do so. I will used biodegradable degreasers if they are the best for the job. I will use organic fertilizer when that makes sense and why not recycle if you can. All that's good but I don't want what kind of light bulb I but dictated to me by the government. I buy the fucking electricity and on some homes, they have solar panels. Fuck this green scam shit. I'm tired of hearing how we are all going to die if we don't go green.

[Nitro Express]

Green is the product of the rich the Democrats hate.

[Nitro Express]

It's like fucks like this don't have enough money without global carbon taxes.

[Nitro Express]

It's called GREEN because you follow the money.