Sammy's Lyrics for "Up For Breakfast"

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Up For Breakfast - Lyrics by Sammy Hagar 2004

"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second Ed. Whaddaya think my weight is gonna grow to this year ?"

Baby stop your teasin', honey can't you see?
Don't wanna be no breakfast fool.
Maybe I should skip to lunch, but I gotta funny hunch,
Breakfast's gonna make me sweat and drool.

I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.

Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.

"Hey, waitress I heard you missed me, I'm back!"
"I brought my utensils"
"Gimme something to eat on, man!"

I heard about your specials, but specials come so cold.
I'll have another donut hole.
Little bite of that cherry pie, how did I get so full?
Captain Crunch? I'll have a bowl!

I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.

Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.

"Oh man, my stomach's full"
"I don't feel hungry!"
"Coffee Crisp!!!"

- Taken from the upcoming Warner Bros. release "Best Of Both Worlds - Van Halen's Greatest Hits"
For more info, log on to: www.van-halen.com

[Dan]

Funny shit Man.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Posted it at the links...let's see if I get banned LOL
http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showth...t=1#Post559822

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Posted it at the links...let's see if I get banned LOL
http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showth...t=1#Post559822

Yep it's deleted, I tried to reply to it.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

lol fellow T.O. dude Guwapo...you must have been banned, 'cuz I was able to 'reply' (I didn't though, but I was able to)

[steve]

Yet again...
parody finds it hard to compete with reality.
Sorry man - the lyrics to the actual song are far more laughable.

It's sad they are smearing the great Van Halen nameplate with that cow dung.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
lol fellow T.O. dude Guwapo...you must have been banned, 'cuz I was able to 'reply' (I didn't though, but I was able to)

I'm afraid Brett is not very fond of me!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by steve
Yet again...
parody finds it hard to compete with reality.
Sorry man - the lyrics to the actual song are far more laughable.

It's sad they are smearing the great Van Halen nameplate with that cow dung.

Misunderstanding or do you actually prefer Hagarita era Van Cow Dung? Better not be a Hagarita!.....oooooooooooooh.....

[guwapo_rocker]

I think he means Up For Breakfast is more laughable.

[FORD]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom

"Coffee Crisp!!!"

Great work, but most people this side of the border don't know what the Hell a Coffee Crisp is. They don't sell them down here

[Rikk]

Originally posted by FORD
Great work, but most people this side of the border don't know what the Hell a Coffee Crisp is. They don't sell them down here

Damn, I feel for you! Coffee Crisp is only one of the greatest bars known to man!!! DAMN!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by steve
Yet again...
parody finds it hard to compete with reality.
Sorry man - the lyrics to the actual song are far more laughable.

It's sad they are smearing the great Van Halen nameplate with that cow dung.

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I think he means Up For Breakfast is more laughable.

um...oh...ok....(embarrassed)....

[Bill Lumbergh]

Funny shit, dude. "Captain Crunch, I'll have a bowl" Sammy wishes he could write lyrics that thought provoking!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

-----> http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showt...rt=1#Post559822

Are we surprised? They deleted this post at VHLINKS 'cause it made fun of Spammy...awww

[bru87tr]

my wife and sister-inlaw heard this song for the first time last night when we were hanging out and they laughed when they heard sam sing cream in my coffee. they asked what it was. I said its the terrible new song by Van Hagar "Up For Breakfast" they laughed and said this is a joke right ? I said no and they imediately started singing Mcdonalds jokes. no lie!


I cant believe ed would release something so bad. ow!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by bru87tr
my wife and sister-inlaw heard this song for the first time last night when we were hanging out and they laughed when they heard sam sing cream in my coffee. they asked what it was. I said its the terrible new song by Van Hagar "Up For Breakfast" they laughed and said this is a joke right ? I said no and they imediately started singing Mcdonalds jokes. no lie!


I cant believe ed would release something so bad. ow!

I'm telling you, the song sounds familiar....the melody has been stolen by the fake EVH, from the real EVH.